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Re: Proposal offer for MitzaLizalor
To be fair I have not offered myself personally. Also, I have unfortunate news as my father has seen your request Mister Lombardo and he is not fully convinced that you would raise me to be a good faithful Christian wife for Jesus and yourself just yet. My dad vets men hard for this. My last potential suitor was a charming young man of the church about my age. Unfortunately he died of mysterious causes shortly after he found out he was to be my suiter. But oh how he could win an armpit farting contest at the redneck Olympics 😳 (Blush). In other words, I am not a piece of chocolate up for grabs. You would have to prove yourself worthy to my father. He makes the rules in my home.
To be fair I have not offered myself personally. Also, I have unfortunate news as my father has seen your request Mister Lombardo and he is not fully convinced that you would raise me to be a good faithful Christian wife for Jesus and yourself just yet. My dad vets men hard for this. My last potential suitor was a charming young man of the church about my age. Unfortunately he died of mysterious causes shortly after he found out he was to be my suiter. But oh how he could win an armpit farting contest at the redneck Olympics 😳 (Blush). In other words, I am not a piece of chocolate up for grabs. You would have to prove yourself worthy to my father. He makes the rules in my home.
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