[BrotherLarry]

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Do you want more disgrace to come to your family by having your lovely daughter marry a joo? (Ok, EX Joo)


I should think that the sounds of Havah Nagilah or however that joo song is spelled would bring reproach and shame when your Christian friends hear it emanating from the windows while this jooboy fornicates with your offspring. Think of the children that might be formed as a result of this unholy union. No, I think you should face it that Esther is meant to be a maid or midwife or some other old-maid profession and NOT a real man's loving help meet. No one wants damaged goods; if Luke went to someone else for a little something something then he's probably already tasted the wares of dear Esther. She's just afraid to tell you the truth.


I think Luke was a handsome fellow (That was part of your problem) and just couldn't bring himself to commit to one person just now. I will pray for him and I hope you will, also. Forgiveness is important if you expect to see Heaven.

[JamesH.B]

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On the advice of Brother Larry and a request from a Baptist pastor's son to court Esther, I am withdrawing my offer, Mr. Weinstein.

In response to Brother Larry's questioning of Esther's purity, I would like to point out that just yesterday she passed yet another purity test with flying colors.

[BrotherLarry]

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On the advice of Brother Larry and a request from a Baptist pastor's son to court Esther, I am withdrawing my offer, Mr. Weinstein.

In response to Brother Larry's questioning of Esther's purity, I would like to point out that just yesterday she passed yet another purity test with flying colors.

Who is doing these tests? Have you used Landover's "Testavirgin" that you can get by mail? I think it's on Amazon too. For more accurate results, Landover has a team of specialists that will come to your home and test for a very reasonable fee and extra tithe.


I will be interested in seeing how long this Baptist pastor's son sticks around. I am truly not trying to sound skeptical because Elizabeth is a wonderful person, but now that I think about it maybe you should have gone with the rich Joo's offer after all. Money can hide a multitude of issues.


I hope you aren't offended by my up-front statements. I covet your brotherhood and friendship greatly. It's not your fault your wife gave you a lemon.


In His Love,
BrotherLarry

[C. S. Darrow, Esq.]

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They come, they die.

Mr. Weinstein, I had been preparing to perhaps launch my own quest for a Christian woman when I noticed that odd comment. Are you a widower? If so, to whom were you once married who has since been judged by our Creator? I'm curious because I recently saw a grave of a women whose tiny headstone bore your surname while I was overseeing an exhumation up in Wisconsin. This place where I saw the grave is a place of the purest evil and it struck me at the time as an unlikely surname to see in such a place. Having never in my wildest dreams imagined such an unholy place, I was only too glad to depart there with my sanity still intact, but because I was so taken aback by seeing a surname such as yours in a place where they bury dead witches, I took a photo of it, never thinking I'd need it one day. So, Mr. Weinstein, have you seen this grave before?

[Basilissa]

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Well, whoever was the stone mason for this grave stone, he surely did a poor job - that star of David is lacking one point!

[Dennis Lukes]

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a place of the purest evil and it struck me at the time as an unlikely surname to see in such a place.

What's unlikely about a Jewish name in a Jewish cemetery?

[Isabella White]

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Well, whoever was the stone mason for this grave stone, he surely did a poor job - that star of David is lacking one point!

Oh, my! Isn't that the funniest thing, dear Sister Basilissa? Heavens, that star is very much like the one that I put at the top of my CHRISTmas tree! Perhaps someone should adorn the gravestone with a few twinkling lights and a poinsettia; you know, to make it presentable for the celebration of the birth of our . If those bound Joos are going to make a statement, then they might as well do it properly by repenting for murdering our beloved !

A blessed day to you, dear Sister,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[C. S. Darrow, Esq.]

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Well, whoever was the stone mason for this grave stone, he surely did a poor job - that star of David is lacking one point!

I was told by one of the men operating the backhoe that the star with the circle on the grave marker is actually some sort of occult symbol called a pandagram and that this cemetery is, in fact, a place where they literally bury witches. They call the place 'Circle Sanctuary' and that symbol did appear on many of the odd grave stones. Gave me the creeps. The lady we dug up had that same symbol on her marker and on her box, which wasn't even a proper coffin, but more like something you'd use as a planter. There sure wasn't much left of her. The backhoe operator said they don't even embalm the witches they bury there and I believe it! The ME seemed quite shocked at her condition as the grave was less than four months old. That same symbol was on a chain that we guessed must have been around her neck when she had one before she was cast into hell. I'd never imagined that this was even possible in this day and age, but there the shriveled witch lay. The ME was able to obtain what we'd gotten the court order to retrieve and the backhoe operator made short work of replanting her. I couldn't get out of there fast enough, but I clutched my Bible and my sidearm and made a quick exit down the trail to the crude parking lot next to a huge barn. I tell you, it was like something out of a horror movie.


So, Mr. Weinstein, have you ever seen this grave or been to this gateway to hell known as Circle Sanctuary?

[Retrovir]

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We need to kick these joos out of our country. It's about time we built that wall.

What? A young fine man like me is single? What?


But sadly, that has been my fate. They come, they die. They come, they leave me for an orthodox Joo. They come, they leave me for a sissy catholic. Why can't a Christ killer find a suitable mate? It's a puzzlement, no?


I'm wealthy. My looks are apparent and one might say God blessed me with a special sort of face, no? I know there is a young, unmarried, broad hipped, humble, pure sweetheart who is dynamite in the kitchen and other places. Someone who will recite the Bible when I want it and shut up when I want it. Someone to sew and do gardening and decorate the house for holidays.


So many of the ladies I've been interested in here have moved on since I was last here <sigh>. Others, while lovely, are too old. Others, while not too old, are not that lovely.


I wonder if there's an Etheldreda daughter of marrying age?