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  • #16
    Re: How couples meet, 1940 VS today

    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    So it's not ideal for a medical emergency? That said, assuming one has prepared it beforehand, does the victim drink the whole amount?
    According to the wisdom of my ancestors, in case of emergency you may skip the juniper berries and the honey - and therefore the waiting. Quantities ingested at once can vary from person to person. For a beginner, I'd not recommend 2 cups at once, but for those who drink more than that on a daily basis (such as Slavic peasants), 2 cups is not nearly enough.
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    • #17
      Re: How couples meet, 1940 VS today

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      ...
      Ingredients:
      1/2 cup dried juniper berries
      2 cups vodka
      2 tbsp honey

      Preparation:
      Crush berries and add vodka. Leave about 6 weeks in a dark, dry, cool environment.
      Then add honey, mix and leave for another 2 weeks.
      Filter, bottle, and drink.
      Uh, that's good ol' gin.

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      • #18
        Re: How couples meet, 1940 VS today

        Is this how Slavic peasants met one another in the 40s? Would that be during the barrel-ageing or after sampling the finished product? I'm not sure whether peasants have Online hangouts: perhaps it remains the same today? After all, smoke signals are a type of "web" and could still be used —— as long as it doesn't involve singing.


        I suppose bagpipes calling across the glen or alpenhorns mooing from one alp to another are something like smoke signals and just as romantic. Maybe these should be added to the graphic? Depending on location I think they'd be more-or-less horizontal lines near the top of the chart, around the 40% mark.

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        • #19
          Re: How couples meet, 1940 VS today

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Uh, that's good ol' gin.
          Is it still gin if someone uses, uh, home-made rather than store-bought vodka? Asking for a bunch of distant relatives.

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          Is this how Slavic peasants met one another in the 40s? Would that be during the barrel-ageing or after sampling the finished product?
          "Sampling the product" is the key phrase here - although Slavic definition of "sampling" varies from the academic one, as there may not be any alcohol left after an evening of Slavic-style sampling. It is also quite common for at least one participant of Slavic-style sampling to finish the evening with an ax embedded in his head.

          I believe the only difference between 1940's and now is the music - in the 1940's the main instrument was violin, while now the prevailing "instrument" seems to be an electronically generated sound of a threshing device.

          Listener beware - play at your own responsibility. Turning sound OFF highly recommended (especially for the 2021 video; my brain is now permanently damaged after browsing for a representative example on Youtube):

          1940
          (This video explains axes embedded in heads, when sampling alcohol is combined with dancing)



          2021
          (Does that even count as music...? I guess this is the only kind of "music" that can be retained in heads of people who were absorbing alcohol daily through gestation and childhood)



          For those who aren't brain dead after listening to the second clip (I warned you, didn't I), below is a typical Slavic peasant (probably male, but it's hard to tell without undressing - this is the daily attire for both sexes), both in 1940 and today. The scientific name for this subspecies is Homo bimbrownikus - bimber being the local name for moonshine:


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          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #20
            Re: How couples meet, 1940 VS today

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            Is it still gin if someone uses, uh, home-made rather than store-bought vodka? Asking for a bunch of distant relatives...
            Legally, in most of the world, "gin" is just juniper-flavored ethanol of a minimum % ABV. No restriction on where the alcohol comes from, so it could be corn, grains, potatoes (as in your "relatives" case), even soybeans these days, as long as the predominant flavour is juniper.

            And your vaunted "London Dry", so loved by the snobaisseurs, is the exact same thing but with less sugar so yeah it's dry. Whoop.

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            • #21
              Re: How couples meet, 1940 VS today

              The chart was a bit confusing so here's a simplified version.

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              Those dancers in the first clip were modestly dressed and I noticed they didn't invoke Allah, Vishnu, The Báb, Joseph Smith or Zen as far as I could tell. There seemed to be an opportunity to meet others, admittedly in a culturally-specific environment, and I was reminded of a very specific blessing from God in Judges 21:23.

              Would this qualify as Met in Bar or Restaurant? Let me know and I can update my shadow ledger here.

              As for the second clip, would such dissipated ninnies even know what "met" was? I'd presume they could identify a bar. Probably just suck down cocktails curious upon whom they may accidentally fall. But I may be attributing too much curiosity in that case. Thank you for the warning.

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              • #22
                Re: How couples meet, 1940 VS today

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Would this qualify as Met in Bar or Restaurant? Let me know and I can update my shadow ledger here.
                I do not think that bars or restaurants were a big thing in this area in the early 1940's. Would "met in a concentration camp" qualify?

                Either way, bars in even the most remote of the rural areas became a thing in the second half of the 1940's. Keeping the population permanently drunk was part of the communist state politics, as 1) a drunk population is less likely to stage a successful uprising and 2) given state monopoly over alcohol production, convincing the population to buy alcohol (rather than produce their own) provides the state with always needed revenue.

                As for the second clip, would such dissipated ninnies even know what "met" was?
                I believe members of this generation tend to know others in the Biblical sense before knowing their names.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #23
                  Re: How couples meet, 1940 VS today

                  Sounds like they didn't need the online facility, Ezekiel 23 all over again.

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                  • #24
                    Re: How couples meet, 1940 VS today

                    Dear Lord, why are we talking about bars? Men meet women the old fashioned way--wait for their 15th birthday, then ask their fathers for the girls' hands in marriage.
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                    • #25
                      Re: How couples meet, 1940 VS today

                      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                      Dear Lord, why are we talking about bars? Men meet women the old fashioned way--wait for their 15th birthday, then ask their fathers for the girls' hands in marriage.
                      That's how it worked for my grandfather. Though, I think that my grandma was 16 at the time of the marriage. Honestly, I didn't stop to consider what progressive hippy liberals my great-grandparents were until just this moment.
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