X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 6
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 template Next
  • #46
    Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
    Hmmmm I don't think I would give up my culture, even for Jesus.
    There are a lot of things you don't seem to be willing to give up for Jesus... Sin. Sodomy. Burning for eternity in Hell.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
    My Ladies of Landover profile!

    Comment

    • #47
      Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

      Well, seeing as I have never been sodomized, I wouldn't have to give it up, because I never had it in the first place.

      Comment

      • #48
        Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

        Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
        Well, seeing as I have never been sodomized, I wouldn't have to give it up, because I never had it in the first place.
        Well you'll be giving it up to satan any day now boy. Once Jesus drop-kicks your sorry butt to hell, satan will enjoy making you his favorite partyboy.

        Now isn't Jesus worth considering?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

        Comment

        • #49
          Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

          Not really, since I don't believe in the devil or hell.

          Comment

          • #50
            Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

            Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
            Not really, since I don't believe in the devil or hell.
            What you believe in or don't believe in is of no consequence. Friend, Jesus believes in you. Isn't that enough? He loves you so much that He temporarily died for you! On a cross! Can you imagine a more painful and worthwhile sacrifice. And this for you, one of the most vile, sinful and disgusting sinners ever created that way! I think you owe Him one, don't you? Regardless of whether you believe in Him or not! The Facts are there -- whether you believe them or not is up to you. Or don't you believe in facts? Remember, the more you block out facts and deny reality, the less likely you are to be taken seriously, and I can honestly say that I don't regard your posts with ANY seriousness
            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

            Comment

            • #51
              Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
              Salvation Seeker, I did a little shopping. Which do you want for your wedding? <*snip: hideous pictures of those disgusting things*>
              *Glares at On Your Knees* If you're going to be in the wedding party, you most certainly will not be wearing any of those things! Not at my wedding, you won't!
              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              No proper ties?
              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              I've never been too fond of bowties. Thank Heavens for that!! (Because I wouldn't let you wear one.)

              Never mind Star-Finder, dear..
              He's just jealous that he could never consummate a marriage since his stones were blown off. *Giggles*
              He's only trying to "hit you up" for an invitation. Well he's definitely not invited. Especially not with that attitude.

              I don't mind that you're a gook, Jesus can make you as white as snow.
              Don't worry about it.
              I happen to be white, actually. I'm extremely pale (especially when I'm sleeping) because I avoid unprotected exposure to sunlight. I don't want skin cancer and I don't like the way tans look (not on me, anyway), so I wear my SPF 70 sunblock* whenever I think the sun might be out to harm my delicate porcelain complexion.


              And as for the rest of you: If you aren't here to make comments/suggestions or ask questions about my original post or my wedding, then please stop derailing my thread.



              *: And I'm not just saying that, either. I had to look really hard to find it, but I do actually have SPF 70 sunblock.
              Last edited by WickedWitch; 01-24-2007, 08:58 PM.
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

              Comment

              • #52
                Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                *: And I'm not just saying that, either. I had to look really hard to find it, but I do actually have SPF 70 sunblock.
                My HAT is only SPF 50!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


                Comment

                • #53
                  Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  My HAT is only SPF 50!
                  *Shrugs* I think you may have been ripped off, Pastor.
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

                  Comment

                  • #54
                    Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                    Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                    *Shrugs* I think you may have been ripped off, Pastor.
                    Pastors dong get ripped off. Kindly tell me where I can find this 70 SPF stuff online so I may verify your unlikely story.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


                    Comment

                    • #55
                      Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      Pastors don't get ripped off. Kindly tell me where I can find this 70 SPF stuff online so I may verify your unlikely story.
                      I didn't buy it online (I never shop online), I found it in a drug store: Shopper's Drug Mart. I bought some SPF 75 from Zellers once, but I haven't been able to find any since. And if you don't believe that SPF 70 sunblock exists, I can take a picture of it and show you when I get home.
                      Last edited by WickedWitch; 01-24-2007, 09:13 PM.
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

                      Comment

                      • #56
                        Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                        Dr. Ville,

                        I honestly do not care how you think of me. I have no impact on your life. You have no impact on my life. Jesus has no impact on my life. Deal with it...

                        Comment

                        • #57
                          Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                          Jesus has no impact on your life? Are you sure of that? I suggest you re-think your life before its too late! Jesus is coming back soon, and He will be pissed!
                          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

                          Comment

                          • #58
                            Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                            Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                            Dr. Ville,

                            I honestly do not care how you think of me. I have no impact on your life. You have no impact on my life. Jesus has no impact on my life. Deal with it...
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

                            Comment

                            • #59
                              Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              I didn't buy it online (I never shop online), I found it in a drug store: Shopper's Drug Mart. I bought some SPF 75 from Zellers once, but I haven't been able to find any since. And if you don't believe that SPF 70 sunblock exists, I can take a picture of it and show you when I get home.
                              Busted!
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


                              Comment

                              • #60
                                Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                Busted!
                                That isn't the brand that mine is. Sorry. Maybe that particular brand doesn't go to 70, but the one I have does. If you're really so doubtful of me, Pastor, I will take a picture of my sunblock for you (when I get home). Would that put your mind at ease?

                                EDIT: This isn't my brand either, but I'm just showing you that SPF 70 does exist: Sunblock If you still want to see what I have, I can post a picture later.
                                Last edited by WickedWitch; 01-24-2007, 09:25 PM.
                                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 template Next
                                Working...
                                X