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  • #46
    Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Uhhh, BJ dear? Alie doesn't spell her name with two 'L's'.
    She will spell her name the way the good men of Landover tell her to spell it.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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    • #47
      Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Uhhh, BJ dear? Alie doesn't spell her name with two 'L's'.
      Jesus does Rachael.

      Do you really resent Jesus' sacrifice on the cross for you, that much Rachael?

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #48
        Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

        Actually, Jesus doesn't spell my name at all. And Sister M&M, the men at Landover have no authority over how my name is spelled, I'll be the judge of that. And I say there's only one 'L'.

        If it makes it easier for you all to remember, think of it this way: If you added an 'n', Alie would be an alien, but as it stands, she's a lie. Does that help?
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • #49
          Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

          Originally posted by Undecidlled View Post
          Actually, Jesus doesn't spell my name at all. And Sister M&M, the men at Landover have no authority over how my name is spelled, I'll be the judge of that. And I say there's only one 'L'.
          Check your title: It would appear JESUS disagrees with you.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #50
            Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
            Actually, Jesus doesn't spell my name at all. And Sister M&M, the men at Landover have no authority over how my name is spelled, I'll be the judge of that. And I say there's only one 'L'.

            If it makes it easier for you all to remember, think of it this way: If you added an 'n', Alie would be an alien, but as it stands, she's a lie. Does that help?
            One 'l', got it.

            So is that 'Lundecided", or "Undelcided", or "Ulndecided", or "Undeclided"?

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            • #51
              Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
              Actually, Jesus doesn't spell my name at all. And Sister M&M, the men at Landover have no authority over how my name is spelled, I'll be the judge of that. And I say there's only one 'L'.
              Whatever helps you sleep at night, Allie.
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

              Comment

              • #52
                Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                What I do resent, my dear Bobby Joe, is the picture dear BT has decided to add to his signature.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • #53
                  Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  What I do resent, my dear Bobby Joe, is the picture dear BT has decided to add to his signature.
                  The Lord's loving truth really rattles your cage, doesn't it you filthy demoness.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #54
                    Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The Lord's loving truth really rattles your cage, doesn't it you filthy demoness.
                    Was that your idea, you meanie-and-proud-of-it????
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • #55
                      Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                      What a great thread. Polly want a parrotlover squaaaawk!

                      About my absence, where have I been? God knows!

                      I've been away on business, proffering Amway products to the Seminoles.
                      Thing is, they were mostly trying to sell me timeshare at their casino resort.

                      I made a few sales for Jesus, though, and witnessed for a remarkable one-legged gator wrestler.
                      Most exciting, I cut a deal to trade fusel oil to the 'noles for an indian chickee to be thatched up in the Missus' garden behind our 4,000 sq. cottage here in Miami Beach.

                      Oh, and I've got a new sideline job with Amway.
                      I'm the Stain Professor.

                      Whoopee! Speaking of stains,
                      here's a tip for H. Montague's boy: LEXOL
                      It is simply, bar none, the best leather preservative.
                      LEXOL moisturizes deep into the leather fiber. Plus, it's all natural, and it removes sticky stuff. Spread on, let sit, wipe. That said, I've got a great offer for Herbert Jr.:

                      Get your greased butt out of SanfranCrisco There is a job waiting for you at my cousin Tom's
                      business up in nearby Hollywood Florida, and this is absolutely genuine,

                      PERSONAL BOTTOMS
                      ostomy and incontinence supplies


                      Cheers, all, from Peter prospering

                      tags: Chickee, Amway, Sales Expert, Stain Professor, LEXOL, Crisco, ostomy, bottoms, urinary incontinence.

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                      • #56
                        Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Check your title: It would appear JESUS disagrees with you.
                        No, it would appear you "Pastors" have too much time on your hands.
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • #57
                          Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                          Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                          No, it would appear you "Pastors" have too much time on your hands.
                          What is time to our all powerful, perfect God Allie?GLORY!

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • #58
                            Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            What is time to our all powerful, perfect God Allie? GLORY!
                            Ugh, you're all impossible! Utterly impossible!
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                            • #59
                              Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              Ugh, you're all impossible! Utterly impossible!
                              All things are possible under Christ Allie. PRAISE!

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • #60
                                Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                All things are possible under Christ Allie. PRAISE!
                                Amen. Amen! Hallelujah!

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