True Christian adult male looking for single True Christian woman

[Brother Samuel]

I believe I would like to advertise here. I have already stated my intentions in my introduction but for the benefit of those who did not read my introduction, I will reiterate them:

I am currently single. On a first date, I would arrive promptly at the young woman's residence and drive to the best place in town...church. We could hear one of Pastor Deacon Fred's famous Hellfire and Brimstone sermons. I would then take her out to a formal dinner where we could discuss the sermon in greater depth. After dinner, I would drive her home, ask her father's permission to see her again, and be on my way home all before 9:00 PM. Must also know her way around a kitchen and make a wonderful rabbit casserole.

[Matt]

Re: True Christian adult male looking for single True Christian w

Is your furniture bolted to the floor? Because Jean has a cousin who is looking for a man. Just let me know.

[Brother Samuel]

True Christian adult male looking for single True Christian w

Well, how old is she? How many times has she read the Bible? Does she know her way around the kitchen?

Is your furniture bolted to the floor?

Not as of now but I'm sure it can be arranged. Why?

[Talitha]

Re: True Christian adult male looking for single True Christian w

Well, how old is she? How many times has she read the Bible? Does she know her way around the kitchen?


Not as of now but I'm sure it can be arranged. Why?

Brother Samuel!! Haven't you seen her picture? There is a Thread on this very Forum regarding finding her a "suitor".

How Old? ............Look at the Teeth.
How many times has she read The Bible......... You kidding? A Mong like her can't be educated.
Does she know her way around the Kitchen?........ You Chain her anywhere, she'll find her way.
Why Bolt down the Furniture?........ Well, I guess she's just a bit frisky when...... you know and she does have a habit of throwing large objects