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  • #166
    Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
    kiki, we need to talk. Word has it in town that you've been going around and trying to seduce our men. Now, you know very well that I've already "claimed" two and some others are taken as well. Believe me kiki, if any of the women here had to compete with you for a man, I'm sure you'd lose, so back up.

    Now, either you respect them like the fundies that they are, or the women of Landover, including myself are gonna have to resort to some serious ass kickin'. Understood?

    A very ticked off Moon
    Is THIS the reason Kiki is leaving us? Because the witch is threatening her?

    B-J, she lives in YOUR closet. Straighten this gal out! She's driving our innocent Kiki out into the wilderness!!

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    • #167
      Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

      Pay no heed to Moon, Kiki.

      She will be dealt with.

      In our way.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • #168
        Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

        Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
        Nah, My quiver is just fine,right now. The 10 to 12 kids kind of scared me off alittle.
        Please heed Sister Talitha's advice. Moonflower will only lead you even further from the Lord and any prospects of Salvation©. Her insinuations are at the very least the pot calling the kettle black. She has continually attempted to seduce the good men of Landover herself, but of course to no avail.
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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        • #169
          Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
          Moonflower will only lead you even further from the Lord and any prospects of Salvation©.
          The only thing I intend on leading her further from is BJ and V. That's all. If she wants to worship baby Jesus, then by all means, have at it.

          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
          She has continually attempted to seduce the good men of Landover herself, but of course to no avail.
          Wrong. I haven't tried seducing you, Nereu, Wash, Father Mo, OYK, Eliot, ect. The only two Landover men on my wish list and BJ and V.

          If she doesn't want to come back, it's probably because you guys scared her off.

          Moon
          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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          • #170
            Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

            Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
            The only thing I intend on leading her further from is BJ and V. That's all. If she wants to worship baby Jesus, then by all means, have at it.

            Wrong. I haven't tried seducing you, Nereu, Wash, Father Mo, OYK, Eliot, ect. The only two Landover men on my wish list and BJ and V.

            If she doesn't want to come back, it's probably because you guys scared her off.

            Moon
            I can't help noticing that that sentence is well below your usual standard of literacy Moon. That "and" where you presumably meant to write "are", also seems like a Freudian slip. I am driven to wonder how many hands you had on the Keyboard as you wrote that, Moon. The demons of laciviousness and lust have you in a stranglehold, I'm afraid, and only Jesus can release you. You must give up your witchery and hippy perversions before it is too late Moon. You appreciate that you will not only go blind on earth at this rate, but spend all of eternity in hell in a specially designed area full of the most hunky and handsome men all of whom are gay and have no tallywhackers.
            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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            • #171
              Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

              Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
              Wrong. I haven't tried seducing you, Nereu, Wash, Father Mo, OYK, Eliot, ect. The only two Landover men on my wish list and BJ and V.
              You appear to have misspelled "yet".

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              • #172
                Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                You appear to have misspelled "yet".
                No, it was supposed to be "ect". I don't seduce men old enough to be my grandfather.

                Moon
                You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                • #173
                  Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                  Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                  No, it was supposed to be "ect". I don't seduce men old enough to be my grandfather.

                  Moon
                  I have checked in the online acronym finder and the only thing that makes sense is Ecuador Time (ECT). So you haven't tried to seduce us Ecuador Time? You really are not making very much sense Moon. You are going to have to lay off those mushrooms, or the wacky baccy. We warned you that these carnal indulgences and overuse of hallucinogenic and other agents would turn your brain into green cheese. Plainly this is what is happening. You need to find Jesus and quick, Moon, before you are as illiterate as most of the kids who come here.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • #174
                    Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                    No, it was supposed to be "ect". I don't seduce men old enough to be my grandfather.

                    Moon
                    I think I see -- Ect is the nickname of someone old enough to be your grandfather. I wonder who that could be... Now you are 32, so that means he would have to be... well, absolutely ancient.

                    And aren't you old enough to be Wash's mother?
                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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