[vestal_mastecation (On Moderation)]

Re: CAN A MAN BE A BORN AGAIN VIRGIN?

Some celery in some RANCH might be good..

Show your support for terrorism by dipping your celery sticks in hummus...

Armaments 5:20-23
Thus the Lord God looketh down on that tree known as the celery tree and cursed it for its' iniquity. "Henceforth, he who dippeth any stick from this celery tree in vegetable dips shall be my enemy. I shall strike down upon thee with heavenly force and you will know that I am the Lord!"

[Window-Lickky]

Re: CAN A MAN BE A BORN AGAIN VIRGIN?

Show your support for terrorism by dipping your celery sticks in hummus...

Armaments 5:20-23
Thus the Lord God looketh down on that tree known as the celery tree and cursed it for its' iniquity. "Henceforth, he who dippeth any stick from this celery tree in vegetable dips shall be my enemy. I shall strike down upon thee with heavenly force and you will know that I am the Lord!"

Armaments 5:24
And thy Lord decree that use of the Hidden Valley's Ranch in adultery dreams shalt be punishable by refused entrance to thee's imaginary pearly gates.

[Warrior of God]

Re: CAN A MAN BE A BORN AGAIN VIRGIN?

I have since confessed and prayed with my husband over the 'dip' dream. After a good beating with his abomination-staff (a little tool we patented) and a mild to moderate stoning, I feel repulsed at the mere sight of a man carrying soccer balls.

Have any other TCs struggled with lust?

How relieved you must be that your husband is such a forgiving man, and so gentle hearted.

You dream a dream fit for only a debased harlot (using dip in such a way even flouts God's bountiful provision for our sustenance).
Blasphemy atop of wanton harlotry.

Had you faced a man such as I who benefits from the epiphany of the Messiah's gift of a mission, you would be paying and repenting daily,
no, several times a day.
You need to be reminded regularly of the harvest of your whorish ways.

I have struggled with lust...such is the mission given to me.
I fight lust every time I encounter it in some slut of satan who seeks to revel in its embrace.
and Praise him, I have never been defeated.
I have pounded each and every one of those harlots into a state of Grace where they praised His name and thanked the Lord for the gift of redemption He enabled me to wield over their sin filled lives.
You should drop to your knees now, and every spare moment you have , and seek further forgiveness...
I hope you colour with true shame every time you see a bowl of dip...
I suspect you are still a wanton and base creature who needs true atonement.

[Nobar King]

Re: CAN A MAN BE A BORN AGAIN VIRGIN?

I haven't had sex in about three months so I think I'm a virgin, again. I'd be happy to meet some available single Christian womens who are interested in an older man. I can still lift a bag of cement, but only for the right woman.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: CAN A MAN BE A BORN AGAIN VIRGIN?

I haven't had sex in about three months so I think I'm a virgin, again. I'd be happy to meet some available single Christian womens who are interested in an older man. I can still lift a bag of cement, but only for the right woman.

Brother Nob, praise Jesus for your blessings. I rejoice for you, and yet am sad in my heart because my husband left me. He told me he was blogging for Christ, but in reality he was chatting on Twatter (sp?) with a homosegsual in Arkansas. Lord help us in these end of days! The devil is working overtime to try and mess up our perfect walks with the Lord!

I too have not "known" another man in many many months. I guess it doesnt matter, I am getting SOOO close to Christ! I know him better and better every night it seems! Sometimes when Im lying in my bed alone at night, I feel that Jesus is there with me - like I could reach out and stroke his blonde beard, and touch the hem of his garment, rest my head on his sweet smooth bosom. HE IS ALL THE BRIDEGROOM I COULD EVER NEED. The lord works in mysterious ways!