[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Barbie's Inoffensive Mounds = VALUABLE ADVICE

What was done with the cup? Was a turkey baster involved

Most definitely.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Barbie's Inoffensive Mounds = VALUABLE ADVICE

Most definitely.

What is it with LBC women and turkey basters?
I'm getting a mental image of succubi-like LBC women running around sleeping men...with their turkey basters....

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Barbie's Inoffensive Mounds = VALUABLE ADVICE

What is it with LBC women and turkey basters?
I'm getting a mental image of succubi-like LBC women running around sleeping men...with their turkey basters....

So am I, now that you mention it. That's hawt.

[Talitha]

Re: Barbie's Inoffensive Mounds = VALUABLE ADVICE

What is it with LBC women and turkey basters?
I'm getting a mental image of succubi-like LBC women running around sleeping men...with their turkey basters....

All Ladies of Landover must produce True Christian™ Baby Soldiers in any way possible. It is no laughing matter and you should not be discussing this here.
Turkey Basters have to be checked out by a Pastor before use just in case a Demon is hiding inside.

I wasn't running!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Barbie's Inoffensive Mounds = VALUABLE ADVICE

All Ladies of Landover must produce True Christian™ Baby Soldiers in any way possible. It is no laughing matter and you should not be discussing this here.
Turkey Basters have to be checked out by a Pastor before use just in case a Demon is hiding inside.

I wasn't running!!

TMI TMI TMI TMI.........

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Barbie's Inoffensive Mounds = VALUABLE ADVICE

All Ladies of Landover must produce True Christian™ Baby Soldiers in any way possible. It is no laughing matter and you should not be discussing this here.
Turkey Basters have to be checked out by a Pastor before use just in case a Demon is hiding inside.

I wasn't running!!

...Did you really just say that? Yes I think, I think you did. Wow.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Barbie's Inoffensive Mounds = VALUABLE ADVICE

I am concerned that our members might think turkey basters are officially sanctioned by LBC. I believe the term "Turkey Baster Baby" was first used to describe Lynn Cheney's unsavory impregnation. I certainly hope nobody uses a turkey baster without a pastor's approval . . . and don't ask for mine, because Dixie cups work just fine and they don't simulate sexual intercourse (forgive me Jesus).

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I am concerned that our members might think turkey basters are officially sanctioned by LBC. I believe the term "Turkey Baster Baby" was first used to describe Lynn Cheney's unsavory impregnation. I certainly hope nobody uses a turkey baster without a pastor's approval . . . and don't ask for mine, because Dixie cups work just fine and they don't simulate sexual intercourse (forgive me Jesus).

But how would you get the 'seed' from the cup to the womb? Turkey basters, surely?

[Glendora Christianson]

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But how would you get the 'seed' from the cup to the womb? Turkey basters, surely?

Miss VanHellthing, I am wondering if you might be trying to trick a good Christian gal (me) into having an erotic conversation with an unsavory character (you). But why do you think GOD invented gravity?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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But how would you get the 'seed' from the cup to the womb? Turkey basters, surely?

Or a finger...spoon...straw...wait, why am I talking about this?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Miss VanHellthing, I am wondering if you might be trying to trick a good Christian gal (me) into having an erotic conversation with an unsavory character (you). But why do you think GOD invented gravity?

In order for that to work, the woman in question would have to have an opening the size of the grand canyon. *snicker*

[Glendora Christianson]

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In order for that to work, the woman in question would have to have an opening the size of the grand canyon. *snicker*

Just as I thought, I think I've been goaded into some territory that I'd rather not own. And I will take the fine sister's name to the grave who uses the Dixie Cup method, so ask no more.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Just as I thought, I think I've been goaded into some territory that I'd rather not own. And I will take the fine sister's name to the grave who uses the Dixie Cup method, so ask no more.

So I take it your sister's 'tunnel' had/has known a fair few 'trains'?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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So I take it your sister's 'tunnel' had/has known a fair few 'trains'?

...Ow...

Seriously that would...well hurt! At least I'm guessing, in theory it should. Though I also wonder what sorta position you'd have to be in for gravity to uh...take care of business for someone.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Standing on their head with their legs spread. Hence, the...nevermind.