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  • Miss Hikari
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
    I am sorry, ma'am, but I must say that was quite rude and insensitive. Not everyone is blessed with a fast metabolism nor does raw fish and white rice agree with the palette of every person. I think you owe Ms. Thumper an apology for such a disrespectful comment toward her niece. There are plenty of men like Mr. Trent who adore bovine women.

    This is why we have anorexics and bulimics today. It is not enough for you to have a personal opinion on the poor girls appearance, you have to publicly attempt to humiliate her. You wish to make her so self-conscious and so self-loathing that she forsakes proper nutrition and starves herself to death. You might as well just take a butcher's knife and stab it right between two rolls of her superfluous flabs and cut some bacon out of her lifeless corpse.

    I am glad that I am Saved and have left behind such childish and juvenile behavior. You are no different than a murderer, Miss Hikari.
    Al right, I'll apologize. Ms. Thumper, I am sorry that when you go swimming in the ocean, whales start singing, "We are family....Even thought you are fatter than we."

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by SoccerItalia View Post
    I just don't like Americans who are big headed and think Christianity is the best and racist.
    That's alright, we don't think Christianity is racist.

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  • Joshua Brooks
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
    Oh! Oh! I have a cousin that would probably like her!!
    His name is Weight Watchers.
    I am sorry, ma'am, but I must say that was quite rude and insensitive. Not everyone is blessed with a fast metabolism nor does raw fish and white rice agree with the palette of every person. I think you owe Ms. Thumper an apology for such a disrespectful comment toward her niece. There are plenty of men like Mr. Trent who adore bovine women.

    This is why we have anorexics and bulimics today. It is not enough for you to have a personal opinion on the poor girls appearance, you have to publicly attempt to humiliate her. You wish to make her so self-conscious and so self-loathing that she forsakes proper nutrition and starves herself to death. You might as well just take a butcher's knife and stab it right between two rolls of her superfluous flabs and cut some bacon out of her lifeless corpse.

    I am glad that I am Saved and have left behind such childish and juvenile behavior. You are no different than a murderer, Miss Hikari.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by SoccerItalia View Post
    I don't hate Americans, Infact my family are from Little Sicily, New york.

    I just don't like Americans who are big headed and think Christianity is the best and racist.
    There is actually no such place. It's called "little Italy" because every wop has a tiny tallywacker.

    And I wonder if you really know what the greaseballs down there think about porch monkeys and spics? That section of joo york city is not known for its tolerance.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by SoccerItalia View Post
    I don't hate Americans, Infact my family are from Little Sicily, New york.

    I just don't like Americans who are big headed and think Christianity is the best and racist.
    Wait a second. You are Sicilian BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY IS FROM LITTLE SICILY, NEW YORK, USA?!?!?!?!?

    You dumbass. Get out of here before I ban your black butt for eternity!

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by SoccerItalia View Post
    think Christianity is the best
    So you're saying Jesus was wrong when He said that He is the ONLY WAY?
    And you dare call yourself a Christian? (Or well.. a cathylick.. But according to yourself, you're Christian. Even if you aren't.)
    Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-31-2007, 06:54 AM.

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  • SoccerItalia
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    I don't hate Americans, Infact my family are from Little Sicily, New york.

    I just don't like Americans who are big headed and think Christianity is the best and racist.

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by SoccerItalia View Post
    Well, She is defininately American I'll give her that, Americans = Fat.
    Where is all your professed Christian "love" and tolerance? According to you "Americans are 80% European", so does this mean "Europeans = Fat"?

    The last time I checked your were Gonged, who let you back in here? Did you give false testimony to one of the Pastors to get yourself back in?

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  • SoccerItalia
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Well, She is defininately American I'll give her that, Americans = Fat.

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  • Miss Hikari
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Oh! Oh! I have a cousin that would probably like her!!
    His name is Weight Watchers.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by Karo View Post
    No offence but searching for love on a forum is dispeared. But when I saw her picture I knew why she searched it on a forum
    I don't understand you, Karosyrup. You accuse us of attacking people when all we've done is to judge righteous judgment by pointing out that they're hellbound trash, but then you judge poor Gracie according to her appearance.

    John 7:24: Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
    You have a very attractive niece, Sister Thumper. But her photo is a little provocative for my tastes. Sure, the automatic weapon and the camo says, "I'm Godly and a True Christian™," but the hiked-up denim skirt says, "I'm likely to sass talk or take a peek during the act of child creation." Am I wrong? Perhaps I could have the army fly her to Baghdad for a meeting if she's interested in an up-and-coming Young Republican.

    In the meantime, I'm going to pin up this picture in my room, if she doesn't mind.

    GLORY Brother Trent!

    I just talked to Gracie and she'd love to go to Baghdad for an interview and is very interested in dating an up-and-coming young Republican!

    She also said she would love to send you more photos. I just pm'ed you with her email addy.

    Oh, I just looooove young love! You two would make a DARLING couple!

    Delighted, Sister Thumper

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by Karo View Post
    No offence but searching for love on a forum is dispeared.
    Don't worry, people usually have to be able to understand what you're saying before they can get offended.

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  • Karo
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    No offence but searching for love on a forum is dispeared. But when I saw her picture I knew why she searched it on a forum

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  • Sister Noddy
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    Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

    Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post

    You have a very attractive niece, Sister Thumper. But her photo is a little provocative for my tastes. Sure, the automatic weapon and the camo says, "I'm Godly and a True Christian™," but the hiked-up denim skirt says, "I'm likely to sass talk or take a peek during the act of child creation." Am I wrong? Perhaps I could have the army fly her to Baghdad for a meeting if she's interested in an up-and-coming Young Republican.

    In the meantime, I'm going to pin up this picture in my room, if she doesn't mind.
    Gosh Mr Trent, you have excellent taste in the ladies! Can we expect a lvematch on Landover in the near future?

    ... best of luck to you both, noddy
    Last edited by Sister Noddy; 08-28-2007, 07:16 PM.

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