Meet My Niece Gracie

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

You have a very attractive niece, Sister Thumper. But her photo is a little provocative for my tastes. Sure, the automatic weapon and the camo says, "I'm Godly and a True Christian(tm)," but the hiked-up denim skirt says, "I'm likely to sass talk or take a peek during the act of child creation." Am I wrong? Perhaps I could have the army fly her to Baghdad for a meeting if she's interested in an up-and-coming Young Republican.

In the meantime, I'm going to pin up this picture in my room, if she doesn't mind.

[Talitha]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

please post here what you will expect of her as a GODLY wife and what you have to offer her.

Praise sister! Not often a looker like her comes on the market available.
My neighbour is looking for a new love in his life and at 75 years, he's a bit slow but apparently still has plenty of Seed left PLUS his own teeth!
He asked if you'd take an 89 Chevy Pick-up as an exchange. 4 good tires and only just had a new Battery fitted

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Hello Brothers and Sisters.

It is with good news I post this ad. My True Christian™ Niece is looking for a new fiancee!

Our prayers were answered last week when her Unsaved, Hellbound boyfriend was sent home to Hell in an unfortunate hunting accident. I don't know why, but it seems we get a lot of those around here.

Anyway, here is a picture of my sweet little niece. If you are interested in courting precious little Gracie, please post here what you will expect of her as a GODLY wife and what you have to offer her. As you can see she is a very good cook and loves the outdoors and guns. She is also ready to start bearing new warriors for CHRIST!

GLORY!!!!!!!

P/S: please forgive her provacative pose, however she thought it might attract more potential True Christian™ husbands. You know how kids are these days.

Lve, Sister Thumper

What a nice picture! I certainly see the family resemblance, but that pose might be a little TOO provocative.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Hello Brothers and Sisters.

It is with good news I post this ad. My True Christian™ Niece is looking for a new fiancee!

Our prayers were answered last week when her Unsaved, Hellbound boyfriend was sent home to Hell in an unfortunate hunting accident. I don't know why, but it seems we get a lot of those around here.

Anyway, here is a picture of my sweet little niece. If you are interested in courting precious little Gracie, please post here what you will expect of her as a GODLY wife and what you have to offer her. As you can see she is a very good cook and loves the outdoors and guns. She is also ready to start bearing new warriors for CHRIST!

GLORY!!!!!!!

P/S: please forgive her provacative pose, however she thought it might attract more potential True Christian™ husbands. You know how kids are these days.

Lve, Sister Thumper