[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

That looks delicious Sister!

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Dear Lucy, it is unfortunate this thread was resurrected. Please do not worry yourself over it. What pie are you baking right now ?

Oh, Thank You!

All this reading and trying to understand gave me a headache

I made my grandma's custard pie for my husband, and he said if I keep quiet I can have a slice as well

He is sooooooooooooo generous

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I am so confused and I do not even know why

Dear Lucy, it is unfortunate this thread was resurrected. Please do not worry yourself over it. What pie are you baking right now ?

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I am so confused and I do not even know why

[James Hutchins]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.


Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

[One-Note Natalie]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Isn't there a rather large problem with the Bible? The fact that it was written by humans not God? And what about the Dinosaurs? They are not mentioned in the Bible, maybe because they were only discovered in the 60's and the Bible was written before? I imagine God just forgot to mention them.
Also why is there evil in the world? If God is benevolent then why did he allow evil to flourish? For example the snake that speaks to Adam and Eve, why did God create the snake and allow him to trick Adam and Eve into eating from the tree? Surely if God is omnipotent and omniscient he would know what was going to happen?
Furthermore i dont know if anyone here knows of the Euthyphro Dilemma? Does God command the good because it is good, or is it good because it is commanded by God? If God commands something because it is good it means he is subject to some external standard of good, something more powerful than him. Yet if it is good because God commands it then God can be seen as a dictator, we would then have no free will.
This is a major problem i think you will find.
Finally, Jesus was not "american" as the American State had not been created when he was born. Also someone from Judea would not be blonde with blue eyes, they would look much like the israelis. Also wasn't Jesus a Jew not a christian?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Well, you said Faggotkarp and Magidork, and no one else here has Magi- and Karp combined together in their username here.
I'm sure you despise me enough already. Who else could you possibly mean?

I hate the sin, not the sinner.

[Magikarp]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Well, you said Faggotkarp and Magidork, and no one else here has Magi- and Karp combined together in their username here.
I'm sure you despise me enough already. Who else could you possibly mean?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

You sure seem to be fixated with having a homosexual crush on me. Sorry, but I don't swing that way.

I say "Faggotkarp" and you automatically know it's you. I guess we both agree that you are a faggot, faggot.

[Magikarp]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I need some insight from any homos or carpet munchers lurking around. FaggotKarp, the guy with the crazy cat avatar, Muhammad bin Ahimaaz Al-Smith, Lump, or that other loser that is always on Magidork's ass.

You sure seem to be fixated with having a homosexual crush on me. Sorry, but I don't swing that way.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Yeah, I don't know how I've been a crybaby on this site at all.

And yes, I'm totally emo.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I don't know what a ball-peen hammer is, but it sounds pretty obscene. And a butterfly knife sounds like the queerest kind of weapon imaginable. If you must make goth terrorist threats against our members, I'll thank you to do so using clean, heterosexual weapons in future.

He's not even cool enough to hang around the pathetic lowlife goths. He's a f*cking crybaby suicidal emo. The faggot is probably cutting himself right now.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

A ball-peen hammer is a hammer that has a large steel ball on one side instead of the claws. A butterfly knife is a knife with 2 handles that flips open, as seen here:

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Alright, ive had enough, you stupid co******ng little motherpiffleer. i dont give a shit if i get banned. id break each of ur fingers 1 by 1 with a ball-peen hammer, then ur toes, then id cut ur nose off with my butterfly knife.

I don't know what a ball-peen hammer is, but it sounds pretty obscene. And a butterfly knife sounds like the queerest kind of weapon imaginable. If you must make goth terrorist threats against our members, I'll thank you to do so using clean, heterosexual weapons in future.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I know, really.