[Talitha]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I will always be there for you. I'm not some little punk who runs out on his responsibilities. I'd like it if you'd come to my graduation Saturday morning.

I'll have to check my Security / Nail Parlor / Watching Paint Dry schedule so I'll come back to you on that one.
I'm sure something can be arranged.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

You still refer to me as "your girl"
I thought you'd gone for good as soon as you'd found about (you know what)

I will always be there for you. I'm not some little punk who runs out on his responsibilities. I'd like it if you'd come to my graduation Saturday morning.

[Talitha]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Then why do you continue to make aggressive sexual threats toward my girl?

I'm watching you, b*tch.

You still refer to me as "your girl"
I thought you'd gone for good as soon as you'd found about (you know what)

[JennyD]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Notice she didn't make any mention of not lusting after Old Man Hatchet.

An excellent point, Remy!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Copying and pasting parts of separate posts onto the same page does not make them a conversation.

I have never, don't ever, and will never have any desire for or attraction to Old Man Batshit.

Notice she didn't make any mention of not lusting after Old Man Hatchet.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Good Lord, woman! Have you no shame?

You say things about the lovely Talitha's penchant for octogenarians, and yet you throw yourself shamelessly at Old Man Hatchet here.

What's next, will you tell him things you wish to do with his gargantuan . . . bow tie?!

Copying and pasting parts of separate posts onto the same page does not make them a conversation.

I have never, don't ever, and will never have any desire for or attraction to Old Man Batshit.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I would not condescend to "do" anything of yours, you decrepit tart. Quit soliciting me!

Never.

Good Lord, woman! Have you no shame?

You say things about the lovely Talitha's penchant for octogenarians, and yet you throw yourself shamelessly at Old Man Hatchet here.

What's next, will you tell him things you wish to do with his gargantuan . . . bow tie?!

Then why do you continue to make aggressive sexual threats toward my girl?

I'm watching you, b*tch.

Andrew, haven't we discussed your potty mouth? Are you not supposed to be off the Internet for a full month?

I see I will have to call your parents again. Perhaps this time, they will finally pull the plug on your homosexual "WWE" smut.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Actually, I was referring to your role in Talitha's life.
I don't do little boys.

We are True Christians, you fat stupid whore!!! Therefore, we are not fornicating animals and you know this!!!

The only logical conclusion is that you were hitting on me and it disgusts me. You make me sick to my stomach. Is that how you get your jollies? Sexually harassing True Christian men on a church forum?

Poor Mr. Hatchet and Tali have taken the blunt of your advances and now I know the wretched feeling of having a horny blimp of a cow lusting after me. My prayers go out to Tali and Mr. Hatchet.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Toy Boy?... TOY BOY!?!?!?

Now you're coming on to me!!!! I am not, will not, have never been nor will ever be your sexual play thing!!!!

Ugh, the very idea of your pale, pasty, 300 pound, varicose veined, liver spotted mass even being within 50 miles of me sickens me to the very depths of my soul and makes me cry tears of pure anguish and disgust!!!

Actually, I was referring to your role in Talitha's life.
I don't do little boys.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I have never threatened her, Toy Boy.

Toy Boy?... TOY BOY!?!?!?

Now you're coming on to me!!!! I am not, will not, have never been nor will ever be your sexual play thing!!!!

Ugh, the very idea of your pale, pasty, 300 pound, varicose veined, liver spotted mass even being within 50 miles of me sickens me to the very depths of my soul and makes me cry tears of pure anguish and disgust!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Pathetic and contemptible, yet somehow understandable. Why, if it weren't for the fact that the Lord God specifically condemns sodomy as an abomination, I would probably go around trying to fool people into thinking that we are a couple as well. But since God hates queers, I have the common decency to refrain from doing that sort of thing. Old Iron Lump could learn a lot from my example.


So Brother Temper Tantrum is in love with Old Man Batexpletivedeleted. Who would have thought it?

Are you actually into anything at all other than offending Baptists, irritating Baptists, boring Baptists, and trying to seduce Old Man Hatchet?

I have never been interested in seducing Old Man expletive deleted in his Hat, but offending, irritating, and boring Baptists is a pretty amusing hobby.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I see your name is now "Old Iron Crotch." As it is similar to "Old Man Hatchet," you are obviously trying to fool people into thinking we are a couple. You are really pathetic. You get more contemptible with each passing day, you foul-smelling slut.

Pathetic and contemptible, yet somehow understandable. Why, if it weren't for the fact that the Lord God specifically condemns sodomy as an abomination, I would probably go around trying to fool people into thinking that we are a couple as well. But since God hates queers, I have the common decency to refrain from doing that sort of thing. Old Iron Lump could learn a lot from my example.

I'm not into that sort of thing.

Are you actually into anything at all other than offending Baptists, irritating Baptists, boring Baptists, and trying to seduce Old Man Hatchet?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Then why do you continue to make aggressive sexual threats toward my girl?

I'm watching you, b*tch.

I have never threatened her, Toy Boy.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Take off the tin foil helmet so this can penetrate your thick skull - I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN!

Then why do you continue to make aggressive sexual threats toward my girl?

I'm watching you, b*tch.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Now if you have any decency you'll

!!!APOLOGIZE!!!

At least you finally admit to having no decency. You've all but admitted to WHOREDOM, YOU FILTHY GUTTER TRASH CARPET MUNCHING HERPE SORE SLUT!!!!

Seeing as you have no decency and therefore will not apologize for threatening the rape another human being I'm putting you ON NOTICE.


Now, more than ever, I have to look out for Tali's well being. I will NOT have your disgusting STD infected snake tongue ruining her internals organs.

Take off the tin foil helmet so this can penetrate your thicj skull - I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN! She's all yours - at least until another octagenarian millionaire comes along.