[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Now if you have any decency you'll

!!!APOLOGIZE!!!

Never.

At least you finally admit to having no decency. You've all but admitted to WHOREDOM, YOU FILTHY GUTTER TRASH CARPET MUNCHING HERPE SORE SLUT!!!!

Seeing as you have no decency and therefore will not apologize for threatening the rape another human being I'm putting you ON NOTICE.


Now, more than ever, I have to look out for Tali's well being. I will NOT have your disgusting STD infected snake tongue ruining her internals organs.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Oh, my precious Petal, don't be afraid. That prayer used to scare me, too, sometimes. But the only thing you really have to be afraid of when you're going to sleep is DEMONS:

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Night-Mares


D. L. Ashliman
© 1998-2005

Definitions

The mare in nightmare is not a female horse, but a mara, an Anglo-Saxon and Old Norse term for a demon that sat on sleepers' chests, causing them to have bad dreams. Dialect variants, as explained below, include the forms mara, mahr, mahrt, mårt, and others.

In High German, the demon who causes bad dreams is most often called an Alp, a word that is etymologically related to elf.

A mare-induced bad dream is called a nightmare in English, martröð (mare-ride) in Anglo-Saxon and Icelandic, mareridt (mare-ride) in Danish, mareritt (mare-ride) in Norwegian, and Alpdruck (alp-pressure) or Alptraum (alp-dream) in German.

The Alp: Germany

Even though windows and doors may be tightly closed and locked to keep out the alps, they can still get in through the smallest holes, which they seek out with special pleasure. In the still of the night one can hear the sound that they make in the wall while getting in. If one gets up quickly and plugs up the hole, then they must stay in the room and cannot escape, even after the doors have been opened. Then, before setting them free, one must make them promise to never disturb the place again. On such occasions they have complained pitifully that they have little children at home who will perish if they do not leave.

Some people have laid a hackle [an iron-toothed comb for the preparation of flax] on their bodies in order to keep alps away, but an alp often turns it over, pressing the points into the sleeper's body.

A better precaution is to turn one's shoes around at the side of the bed, so that the hooks and the laces are next to you.

When an alp is pressing against you, you can put your thumb in your hand, and he will have to retreat.

Alps often ride your horses during the night, and the next morning you can see how exhausted they are. They can also be repelled with horse heads.

If you don't move your chair before going to sleep, the mare will ride it during the night. They like to give people hair-snarls (called whole-grain braids or mare braids), by sucking on their hair then braiding it.

When a nurse diapers a child, she must make the sign of the cross and open up a corner, otherwise the alp will re-diaper the child.

If you say to an alp that is pressing upon you, "Trud, come tomorrow, and I will lend you something!" then he will immediately retreat and come the next day in the form of a human, in order to borrow something.

Or you can call out to him, "Come tomorrow and drink with me," then the person who sent him will have to come.

According to Prätorius, such a person's eyebrows grow together along one line. Others claim that such a person's eyebrows grow together on their forehead. There are others who can send an alp to those they hate or are angry with merely with their thoughts. He comes out of their eyebrows, looks like a small white butterfly, and sits on the breast of a sleeping person.

A girl told how the alp came to her through a keyhole. She was not able to call for help. Later, she therefore asked her sister to call out her name in the night, and then the alp would go back out through the keyhole.

In Zwickau they claim that the alp will go away if one invites him for coffee the following morning.

It is also believed that the alp crushes animals to death. For example, if young geese are placed in a pig pen and then die it is said that the alp crushed them to death. If rabbits die, and it appears that they have been crushed, a broom is placed in their pen, which protects them against the alp.

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[Petal]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I'm not into that sort of thing.

you a hartless murderer, Miss.Lump!

i so very sleepy i so scareds if i die before i wakes i prays the lord my sole to takes

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Well, then - could you at least go away?

No.


Hanging out at convenience stores is nice this time of year if you are into that sort of thing.

I'm not into that sort of thing.

[SUV]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Never.

Well, then - could you at least go away?

Hanging out at convenience stores is nice this time of year if you are into that sort of thing.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Don't think that taking out the "S" and comma is fooling anyone. Your debaucherous code has been deciphered, whore!!! Brother Hatchet is an older gentlemen and I fear his heart may not be able to take much more of your sleazy backdoor sex talk.

Your imagination is quite sick perverse insanely overactive vivid.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I am not trying to get you to talk dirty to me.

Ugh! He already is "talking dirty" to you? The things you filthy degenerate hippies get off on... Brother Hatchet, I'm afraid this libidinous trollop is aroused by anything that you post.

If by "m"ing, you mean the sound I make as I retch, then you're right.

We call it M'ing, you call it retching... ewww. Just ewwww. Just the sound of that word indicates the savageness and brutishness in which you abuse yourself. Retching is no doubt hippie slang for extremely aggressive M'ing.


Ass, you do mine.

Don't think that taking out the "S" and comma is fooling anyone. Your debaucherous code has been deciphered, whore!!! Brother Hatchet is an older gentlemen and I fear his heart may not be able to take much more of your sleazy backdoor sex talk.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

...

!!!APOLOGIZE!!!

Never.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

As you do mine.

I would not condescend to "do" anything of yours, you decrepit tart. Quit soliciting me!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Vayhr, we need to talk.
My place.............. NOW!!!!

...ok.

[Talitha]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

...You B-I-T-C-H, are you threatening Tali?

She may not answer my phone calls and want nothing to do with me any longer, and I'll just have to respect that, but that doesn't mean I'm going to allow you to threaten her because I still love that woman regardless.

Now if you have any decency you'll

!!!APOLOGIZE!!!

Vayhr, we need to talk.
My place.............. NOW!!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

You had better watch yourself.

...You B-I-T-C-H, are you threatening Tali?

She may not answer my phone calls and want nothing to do with me any longer, and I'll just have to respect that, but that doesn't mean I'm going to allow you to threaten her because I still love that woman regardless.

Now if you have any decency you'll

!!!APOLOGIZE!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I do use the proper terminology. We are on a Christian forum. We are not in one of your sickening chat-rooms where people gratify themselves through vulgar discourse. I can tell that you're trying to lure me into a filthy conversation right now, you revolting strumpet. No dice.

I am not trying to get you to talk dirty to me.

I bet you're "m"ing to my avatar as I write this.

If by "m"ing, you mean the sound I make as I retch, then you're right.


You make my skin crawl.

As you do mine.

[SUV]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Anyway, we're expecting rain tonight. Tomorrow we can just call her "Rusty"

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Says a man who can't even bring himself to refer to body parts by their proper names.

I do use the proper terminology. We are on a Christian forum. We are not in one of your sickening chat-rooms where people gratify themselves through vulgar discourse. I can tell that you're trying to lure me into a filthy conversation right now, you revolting strumpet. No dice. I bet you're "m"ing to my avatar as I write this. You make my skin crawl.