[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Well, then - could you at least go away?

No.


Hanging out at convenience stores is nice this time of year if you are into that sort of thing.

I'm not into that sort of thing.

[Petal]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I'm not into that sort of thing.

you a hartless murderer, Miss.Lump!

i so very sleepy i so scareds if i die before i wakes i prays the lord my sole to takes

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Oh, my precious Petal, don't be afraid. That prayer used to scare me, too, sometimes. But the only thing you really have to be afraid of when you're going to sleep is DEMONS:

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Night-Mares


D. L. Ashliman
© 1998-2005

Definitions

The mare in nightmare is not a female horse, but a mara, an Anglo-Saxon and Old Norse term for a demon that sat on sleepers' chests, causing them to have bad dreams. Dialect variants, as explained below, include the forms mara, mahr, mahrt, mårt, and others.

In High German, the demon who causes bad dreams is most often called an Alp, a word that is etymologically related to elf.

A mare-induced bad dream is called a nightmare in English, martröð (mare-ride) in Anglo-Saxon and Icelandic, mareridt (mare-ride) in Danish, mareritt (mare-ride) in Norwegian, and Alpdruck (alp-pressure) or Alptraum (alp-dream) in German.

The Alp: Germany

Even though windows and doors may be tightly closed and locked to keep out the alps, they can still get in through the smallest holes, which they seek out with special pleasure. In the still of the night one can hear the sound that they make in the wall while getting in. If one gets up quickly and plugs up the hole, then they must stay in the room and cannot escape, even after the doors have been opened. Then, before setting them free, one must make them promise to never disturb the place again. On such occasions they have complained pitifully that they have little children at home who will perish if they do not leave.

Some people have laid a hackle [an iron-toothed comb for the preparation of flax] on their bodies in order to keep alps away, but an alp often turns it over, pressing the points into the sleeper's body.

A better precaution is to turn one's shoes around at the side of the bed, so that the hooks and the laces are next to you.

When an alp is pressing against you, you can put your thumb in your hand, and he will have to retreat.

Alps often ride your horses during the night, and the next morning you can see how exhausted they are. They can also be repelled with horse heads.

If you don't move your chair before going to sleep, the mare will ride it during the night. They like to give people hair-snarls (called whole-grain braids or mare braids), by sucking on their hair then braiding it.

When a nurse diapers a child, she must make the sign of the cross and open up a corner, otherwise the alp will re-diaper the child.

If you say to an alp that is pressing upon you, "Trud, come tomorrow, and I will lend you something!" then he will immediately retreat and come the next day in the form of a human, in order to borrow something.

Or you can call out to him, "Come tomorrow and drink with me," then the person who sent him will have to come.

According to Prätorius, such a person's eyebrows grow together along one line. Others claim that such a person's eyebrows grow together on their forehead. There are others who can send an alp to those they hate or are angry with merely with their thoughts. He comes out of their eyebrows, looks like a small white butterfly, and sits on the breast of a sleeping person.

A girl told how the alp came to her through a keyhole. She was not able to call for help. Later, she therefore asked her sister to call out her name in the night, and then the alp would go back out through the keyhole.

In Zwickau they claim that the alp will go away if one invites him for coffee the following morning.

It is also believed that the alp crushes animals to death. For example, if young geese are placed in a pig pen and then die it is said that the alp crushed them to death. If rabbits die, and it appears that they have been crushed, a broom is placed in their pen, which protects them against the alp.

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[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Now if you have any decency you'll

!!!APOLOGIZE!!!

Never.

At least you finally admit to having no decency. You've all but admitted to WHOREDOM, YOU FILTHY GUTTER TRASH CARPET MUNCHING HERPE SORE SLUT!!!!

Seeing as you have no decency and therefore will not apologize for threatening the rape another human being I'm putting you ON NOTICE.


Now, more than ever, I have to look out for Tali's well being. I will NOT have your disgusting STD infected snake tongue ruining her internals organs.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Now if you have any decency you'll

!!!APOLOGIZE!!!

At least you finally admit to having no decency. You've all but admitted to WHOREDOM, YOU FILTHY GUTTER TRASH CARPET MUNCHING HERPE SORE SLUT!!!!

Seeing as you have no decency and therefore will not apologize for threatening the rape another human being I'm putting you ON NOTICE.


Now, more than ever, I have to look out for Tali's well being. I will NOT have your disgusting STD infected snake tongue ruining her internals organs.

Take off the tin foil helmet so this can penetrate your thicj skull - I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN! She's all yours - at least until another octagenarian millionaire comes along.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Take off the tin foil helmet so this can penetrate your thick skull - I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN!

Then why do you continue to make aggressive sexual threats toward my girl?

I'm watching you, b*tch.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Then why do you continue to make aggressive sexual threats toward my girl?

I'm watching you, b*tch.

I have never threatened her, Toy Boy.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I see your name is now "Old Iron Crotch." As it is similar to "Old Man Hatchet," you are obviously trying to fool people into thinking we are a couple. You are really pathetic. You get more contemptible with each passing day, you foul-smelling slut.

Pathetic and contemptible, yet somehow understandable. Why, if it weren't for the fact that the Lord God specifically condemns sodomy as an abomination, I would probably go around trying to fool people into thinking that we are a couple as well. But since God hates queers, I have the common decency to refrain from doing that sort of thing. Old Iron Lump could learn a lot from my example.

I'm not into that sort of thing.

Are you actually into anything at all other than offending Baptists, irritating Baptists, boring Baptists, and trying to seduce Old Man Hatchet?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Pathetic and contemptible, yet somehow understandable. Why, if it weren't for the fact that the Lord God specifically condemns sodomy as an abomination, I would probably go around trying to fool people into thinking that we are a couple as well. But since God hates queers, I have the common decency to refrain from doing that sort of thing. Old Iron Lump could learn a lot from my example.


So Brother Temper Tantrum is in love with Old Man Batexpletivedeleted. Who would have thought it?

Are you actually into anything at all other than offending Baptists, irritating Baptists, boring Baptists, and trying to seduce Old Man Hatchet?

I have never been interested in seducing Old Man expletive deleted in his Hat, but offending, irritating, and boring Baptists is a pretty amusing hobby.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I have never threatened her, Toy Boy.

Toy Boy?... TOY BOY!?!?!?

Now you're coming on to me!!!! I am not, will not, have never been nor will ever be your sexual play thing!!!!

Ugh, the very idea of your pale, pasty, 300 pound, varicose veined, liver spotted mass even being within 50 miles of me sickens me to the very depths of my soul and makes me cry tears of pure anguish and disgust!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Toy Boy?... TOY BOY!?!?!?

Now you're coming on to me!!!! I am not, will not, have never been nor will ever be your sexual play thing!!!!

Ugh, the very idea of your pale, pasty, 300 pound, varicose veined, liver spotted mass even being within 50 miles of me sickens me to the very depths of my soul and makes me cry tears of pure anguish and disgust!!!

Actually, I was referring to your role in Talitha's life.
I don't do little boys.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Actually, I was referring to your role in Talitha's life.
I don't do little boys.

We are True Christians, you fat stupid whore!!! Therefore, we are not fornicating animals and you know this!!!

The only logical conclusion is that you were hitting on me and it disgusts me. You make me sick to my stomach. Is that how you get your jollies? Sexually harassing True Christian men on a church forum?

Poor Mr. Hatchet and Tali have taken the blunt of your advances and now I know the wretched feeling of having a horny blimp of a cow lusting after me. My prayers go out to Tali and Mr. Hatchet.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I would not condescend to "do" anything of yours, you decrepit tart. Quit soliciting me!

Never.

Good Lord, woman! Have you no shame?

You say things about the lovely Talitha's penchant for octogenarians, and yet you throw yourself shamelessly at Old Man Hatchet here.

What's next, will you tell him things you wish to do with his gargantuan . . . bow tie?!

Then why do you continue to make aggressive sexual threats toward my girl?

I'm watching you, b*tch.

Andrew, haven't we discussed your potty mouth? Are you not supposed to be off the Internet for a full month?

I see I will have to call your parents again. Perhaps this time, they will finally pull the plug on your homosexual "WWE" smut.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Good Lord, woman! Have you no shame?

You say things about the lovely Talitha's penchant for octogenarians, and yet you throw yourself shamelessly at Old Man Hatchet here.

What's next, will you tell him things you wish to do with his gargantuan . . . bow tie?!

Copying and pasting parts of separate posts onto the same page does not make them a conversation.

I have never, don't ever, and will never have any desire for or attraction to Old Man Batshit.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Copying and pasting parts of separate posts onto the same page does not make them a conversation.

I have never, don't ever, and will never have any desire for or attraction to Old Man Batshit.

Notice she didn't make any mention of not lusting after Old Man Hatchet.