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  • #16
    Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    As I am not married to this woman, I'm afraid I cannot be held responsible for her unruliness.

    It is good that I found this out about her sooner rather than later.
    Billy Bob don't listen to James, he has gotten the wrong idea. You have been a true gentleman all the time we have been together. James does not release that the condo has more the one bedroom.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • #17
      Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      Billy Bob don't listen to James, he has gotten the wrong idea. You have been a true gentleman all the time we have been together. James does not release that the condo has more the one bedroom.
      You mean the one we're staying in, or his wife's menstra-condo?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #18
        Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        You mean the one we're staying in, or his wife's menstra-condo?
        I think we should leave this topic before James starts getting anymore wrong idea's.

        I have a surprise trip for you. We will have to take my corvette. I will drive if you think it may make you look like a homer. It is yellow and a automatic and I would have to give you directions.

        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • #19
          Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          Apearently not, Lisa and her friend Charli have been bad mouthing Phebe for a couple of days. It seems they are upset about her Menstra hut, something about it being extravagant.
          Oh dear Lord no Brother James.

          I would never badmouth Sister Phebe.

          She is a wonderful True Christian(tm) and was so supportive of me after my Daddy passed away. She phoned and we talked for what seems like hours. I consider Sister Phebe like the sibling I never had in real life.

          I hope you did not see my comments as bad mouthing your wife, Brother James. Tho I still say that male architects have NO idea when it comes to building menstra shacks.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • #20
            Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
            Oh dear Lord no Brother James.

            I would never badmouth Sister Phebe.

            She is a wonderful True Christian™ and was so supportive of me after my Daddy passed away. She phoned and we talked for what seems like hours. I consider Sister Phebe like the sibling I never had in real life.

            I hope you did not see my comments as bad mouthing your wife, Brother James. Tho I still say that male architects have NO idea when it comes to building menstra shacks.
            Sister Charli these men folk get themselves in such a frenzy when they listen in our conversations.

            I see your date with Luke went well and you had a good time.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • #21
              Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              I see your date with Luke went well and you had a good time.
              Oh dear. I hadn't really thought of it as a "date". I have never been on a date before. *giggle*
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • #22
                Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

                Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                Oh dear. I hadn't really thought of it as a "date". I have never been on a date before. *giggle*
                Just as well you have the Pastor and his wife to keep things in check. I am so excited for you.

                Billy Bob is such a gentleman, I cannot understand why Ethel was so mean to him. It was nice of him to protect me from the fire dancer. I tended to his burns by rubbing burn cream on him. He said it was like having a demons cast out of him.

                Mark 6:13 And they cast out many devils, and anointed with oil many that were sick, and healed them.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • #23
                  Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

                  I took Billy Bob on his surprise trip today. I drove and Billy Bob said he would ride shot gun. I don’t know what that means but he seemed quite happy with that. The trip went well expect for when some vagrant window washers approached the car.

                  I was surprised at how religious Billy Bob is when he is a passenger. Most of the trip he was praying to Jesus that we arrive safely. His prayers were answered as we arrived safely, it was also the quickest time I made.

                  I took Billy Bob to the Pearl Harbour war memorial. It was such a moving experience for him. When we arrived he told me one his family members had served on the USS Arizona. We found the memorial wall.



                  After awhile of searching we found the name on the memorial war.



                  We spent nearly all day at the Pearl Harbour memorial and finished the trip with a helicopter ride. It was a lovely but sad sight to see. I think this must have been Billy Bob's first time in a helicopter as he seemed nervous. I held his hand to comfort him.

                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii



                    you lady at landover baptist keep get hot and hotter!


                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    I took Billy Bob to the Pearl Harbour war memorial. It was such a moving experience for him. When we arrived he told me one his family members had served on the USS Arizona.
                    this was great victory but you would be greatest victory for Japan. I am total surprise you with early morning attack and dive down and drop so many bomb you are never know what hit you.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

                      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                      this was great victory but you would be greatest victory for Japan. I am total surprise you with early morning attack and dive down and drop so many bomb you are never know what hit you.
                      I suppose you would have to repeatedly "bomb" Lisa in order to have any effect, seeing as your Yellow Peril is so very small.

                      Leave her alone, you randy little sod!
                      True Christians are Perfect!

                      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                        I suppose you would have to repeatedly "bomb" Lisa in order to have any effect, seeing as your Yellow Peril is so very small.

                        Leave her alone, you randy little sod!
                        Where do these people come from Mrs. Rogers.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

                          Quote Hitochi: "this was great victory but you would be greatest victory for Japan. I am total surprise you with early morning attack and dive down and drop so many bomb you are never know what hit you."

                          I'm not sure what you are talking about, but if I understand you right, then I totally agree.
                          It was indeed a great victory to USA the day the yellow evil, came and attacked the proud US Navy. The Japanees were so surprised to see the great army they were facing, that about 99.9 percent of the Commu-Jap soldiers kamakazeed themself into eternal sufering in the oven of evil.


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                          Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                          • #28
                            Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            Where do these people come from Mrs. Rogers.
                            I am give you private anatomy lesson for answer of this question.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

                              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                              I am give you private anatomy lesson for answer of this question.
                              You will not you randy little bugger.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                You will not you randy little bugger.
                                okay my name is hitoshi not randy.

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