[Lisa H]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

okay my name is hitoshi not randy.

I will call you randy until you apologize.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

I will call you randy until you apologize.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

Apologies don't come any gayer than that.

[Lisa H]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

I will forgive you, but do not do it again.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

Apologies don't come any gayer than that.

want to make bet grampa?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

want to make bet grampa?

I never thought I'd live to see a cross between a mouse, a Jap, and Freddie Mercury. These are dark days indeed.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

want to make bet grampa?

Dear GOD, please let me forget that I ever saw this image.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

want to make bet grampa?

Is that a sumo nappy you are wearing?

[HTannor]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

Can't someone ban the gook?


I want to hear more about the "quiet times" the lumberjack and his lady friend are having.

[Lisa H]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

Can't someone ban the gook?


I want to hear more about the "quiet times" the lumberjack and his lady friend are having.

That randy Jap was annoying I think he has gone. At the moment I have been rubbing some more burn cream on Billy Bob's Burns. We have also been listening to Bible verses on the J Pad's King James Bible App

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

I took Billy Bob on his surprise trip today. I drove and Billy Bob said he would ride shot gun. I don’t know what that means but he seemed quite happy with that. The trip went well expect for when some vagrant window washers approached the car.

Yes, in any country where there are brown people you are bound to have them jumping into traffic, whether it is to wash your windows or exact compensation. I told Lisa not to slow down, but she did, and sort of nudged them out of the way with the bumper of her car.

I was surprised at how religious Billy Bob is when he is a passenger. Most of the trip he was praying to Jesus that we arrive safely. His prayers were answered as we arrived safely, it was also the quickest time I made.

I am praying all the time, whenever there is a lull in the conversation.

I took Billy Bob to the Pearl Harbour war memorial. It was such a moving experience for him. When we arrived he told me one his family members had served on the USS Arizona. We found the memorial wall.

After awhile of searching we found the name on the memorial war.

Every male in my family who is of age has served in the military, even my gay cousin who was in the Air Force before he died and went to Hell.

We spent nearly all day at the Pearl Harbour memorial and finished the trip with a helicopter ride. It was a lovely but sad sight to see. I think this must have been Billy Bob's first time in a helicopter as he seemed nervous. I held his hand to comfort him.

Actually, the trouble is I was in a helicopter accident during the Iraq War. Whenever I get near a helicopter I become tense and sometimes I will attack, if you are brown enough.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

We went to a volcano national park and this fat Hawaiian fellow wearing a grass skirt with a ukelele strapped to his back, sucking down dried prunes like there was no tomorrow, was trying to tell me about his volcano god like we should be interested just because that was a part of their heathen culture. I told him he could stick his false god up his fat rectum along with his gay little ukelele.

Anyway, here's the volcano.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

Lisa has been very generous in applying burn cream to my wounds. All I have to do is complain and she is johnny on the spot with the cream. Just being near a volcano made me want more burn cream so we stopped right where we were and did my shoulders and back. They stay pretty tense from chopping wood all the time, and this was a great relief.

And to think, just a week ago I was putting up with Ethel's whining and complaining and laziness. This is a pleasant change indeed! I'm so glad Lisa invited me to her Hawaiian condo.

[Lisa H]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

This morning we visited one of fathers friends Pastor Peter and his wife Ruth. It was nice catching up with them as I have not seen them for awhile. Ruth & I spent time chatting and left Pastor Peter and Billy Bob together.



Pastor Peter also took us on a tour of the Hawaii Baptist Academy. My father and Paster Peter had worked there together.



Billy Bobs burns are starting to heal nicely. He always lets me know when I have to rub more burn cream on.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii

Does the bed room face the ocean? The tropical breeze can make the both of you sleep well.