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  • #1

    Man seeks kind sweet woman

    Yep, old Yanks is looking ladies.
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    Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman

    Perhaps if we knew what some of your favorite Bible verses were, the Landover Ladies would be more willing to respond.... Remember, only the best White Saved True Christians(tm) will attract our Godly Virgins. So far I have seen nothing to convince me that you're not some homer or cathylicker (is there a difference?)

    Have you looked into Landover's Dating Tips for Christian Men? They provide invaluable insight into Godly Dating Courtship(tm).
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    • #3
      Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman

      Sister Caron Boucher is on the market!

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      • #4
        Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman

        Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
        Sister Caron Boucher is on the market!

        My my...ehhmmm...I think that Yankee fellar would be quite pleased with Sister Caron. She seems to be quite a woman. Poor woman looks as though she couldn't afford the right sized britches, maybe Yankee could afford to get her a new pair.

        I think I may even donate to that as well.

        YIC
        Hushed
        And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

        Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
        Pslams 51:7

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          Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman

          Originally posted by YankeePride View Post
          Yep, old Yanks is looking ladies.
          "ladies"? If you're looking for more than one wife, I suggest you go post an ad on some satanic m0rmon site, demon.

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          • #6
            Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman

            Thats repulsive, get that sinner off god's fourm before i report you.

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            • #7
              Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman

              Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
              Thats repulsive, get that sinner off god's fourm before i report you.
              I am a pastor here. Exactly who and what would you like to report?

              Have you sent us your Tithe yet? Don't try and rob Jesus, boy.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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