[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Any serious bids from True Christians™ will be considered.

How does $5.000 sound? Lately my wife is neglecting her duties claiming "old age" as an excuse and it is getting a bit tiresome to beat her up all the time.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

I'll beat the laziness out of her in at most one week. It will take her months before she can walk again, but in the meantime she can do her duties while crawling. So as you can see you can rest assured she will be raised the True Christian™ way.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Dear Brother Levi

Im not sure if it's possible for you to send your daugter to Denmark do to our immigration laws here (you know how much the denmarkian communist government hate Americans), but I desperately need a new maid, because I found out the old one was a stinking catlik and therefor send her back to Chile.
Do you have any pictures of your daugther in a maids dress, so I can get the right impression of her?

I'm ready to pay a decent price for her if her appearance is what I hope for. And I will of course pay for the travelling expences as well.
My German Shepherd just gave birth to four wonderful puppies. Maybe you would be interessted in one of those as part of the deal??

Please let me know what you think.

Sincerely
Viggo

[Imam Rashik]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

This racing camel is a fair exchange for your daughter.

[FagsAreWhatGodHates]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Im praying that this is a joke cause if its not you guys are probably the most loser cult since Charles Manson's little shindig. And yes i did mean cult because this is much farther than Christianity its stupidity

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Im praying that this is a joke cause if its not you guys are probably the most loser cult since Charles Manson's little shindig. And yes i did mean cult because this is much farther than Christianity its stupidity

Nope, we're not a cult.

Also please let us know exactly how we aren't following the Bible.

Finally, thank you for calling us stupid! We are blessed by your persecution.

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Dear FagsAreWhatGodHates,

Im praying that this is a joke cause if its not you guys are probably the most loser cult since Charles Manson's little shindig. And yes i did mean cult because this is much farther than Christianity its stupidity

You seem to think selling daughters is not Christian. You could not be more wrong! You clearly failed to read this thread which already pointed to Exodus 21 which you obviously didn't read.

"And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do." (Exodus 21:7)

So you have two options here. Either you accept everything that is in the Holy Bible and live by it each and every minute of each and every day, or you will end up in Hell with those who, like you, completely ignore the Holy Bible.

Jesus is awaiting your answer.

"I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life: no man comes to the Father but by Me." (John 14:6)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[FagsAreWhatGodHates]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Do you not worry that you sell her to someone that is a child molester?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Do you not worry that you sell her to someone that is a child molester?

You mean like an atheist? This is why Brother Levi wants a True Christian™ to buy his daughter.

[Justin Z]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

How good are her pies? Do they win the blue ribbon at the country fair?

[Infant Genious]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You have shown nothing of the sort. You probably couldn't pick a Bible out of a line up that included Harry Potter, Huck Finn and a telephone directory.


Sneeringly Yours,

Handmaiden

I could do that. Huck Finn is about rednecks (BURN IN HELL) and a telephone directory is Satan's death list (BURN IN HELL). However, Harry Potter is a trick. It's actually the bible rewritten so that we can brainwash kids . Don't worry I won't tell.

[showmetheway]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Whooooo whoooo whooo.

Hold on a minuet here.

Your selling your daughter ? Your making profit out of the gift that god gave your family ?

You think Jesus would be happy for you to sell your OWN FLESH AND BLOOD for MONEY ?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You think Jesus would be happy for you to sell your OWN FLESH AND BLOOD for MONEY ?

Care to point out where in the Bible it says selling your children is wrong? Book, chapter and verse please.

[showmetheway]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Care to point out where it says you should ?

Was Jesus sold for money ?

You think its ok? to sell you kids for money ?

Are you deluded ?

They are not possessions. They are children.

[HibbyDave]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

What kind of sick cunt wants to sell his daughter on a public forum to dirty old paedophiles?

This site is full of the weirdest fucking sickos on this earth, you'll all fry in hell
ya dirty bastards!, amen.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Care to point out where it says you should ?

"Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour" Leviticus 25:44-46

Was Jesus sold for money ?

Well, there was that one time with Judas, but not in the context you are referring to.

You think its ok? to sell you kids for money ?

If it wasn't, don't you think the Bible would have said something about it? It WAS a pretty common practice back then, and I'd think the Bible would say it was wrong if God really didn't approve of it.

Are you deluded ?

No.

They are not possessions. They are children.

"And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do." Exodus 21:7

You can't sell things that aren't your PROPERTY.