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  • Hitoshi
    Professor of Engrish
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 446

    #1

    Are you have blond hair and big boob?

    My brother is come for visit in two week (is live in Japan). I am need girl for act like girl friend (will need show affection much kiss hug and grope okay (same like horny teenager)). I was tell brother I am have sexy American girlfriend with blond hair and big boob so must have these feature.

    I am not afford pay for this help (am college student okay) but will say many Shinto prayer for bring you happy luck!

    also you are must call me "sugar crotch" (I was tell brother this is nick name you are give for me).

    CLEAN girl only (no herpe or crab).

    much thank you ladies!!! line forms to right!!!!
  • Hitoshi
    Professor of Engrish
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 446

    #2
    Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

    okay not many fish are bite maybe this is help
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    • Old Man Hatchet
      Super Moderator
      Beloved Church Elder
      World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2084

      #3
      Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

      You can be "absolut"ely certain that your disgusting photo has earned you ten infraction points and, much like vodka, induced vomiting.

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      • Hitoshi
        Professor of Engrish
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 446

        #4
        Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

        Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
        You can be "absolut"ely certain that your disgusting photo has earned you ten infraction points and, much like vodka, induced vomiting.
        only way I make ladies vomit is from impregnate okay grampa.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

          I think I saw a couple of his public hairs, ick.....

          Hiroshima, best you can Hope for is that Dora Denkins has been into some Christmas Cheer and is desperate.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553

            #6
            Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

            You revolting little yellow pervert! I thought we banned you from this Godly forum! Why aren't you making cheap toys in a sweatshop somewhere?

            Do you really think that any True Christian™ girl would ever be seen with you? Much less allow you to wrap your tiny tentacle around her maidenhood?

            And worse of all, you barge into our CHRISTIAN forum with offers of prayers to your false chink "gods" who don't even exist! I suppose you believe in lucky elephant excrement as well?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #7
              Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post

              only way I make ladies vomit is from impregnate okay grampa.
              Um, so how many little ones yooooou got running around all over the place now, Hi-fun-shi-san? Do their mothers work in topless bars? Can they read and write yet? Have they taken JESUS as their savour?
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                This is disgusting!

                I come in to post an ad looking for a fine, upstanding Christian man to take me into the voting booth and show me which lever to pull, and my eyes are soiled by a view of a naked yellow monkey!

                Is there nothing you people won't do to mock God and destroy the purity of Godly Christian women?!

                In answer to your question, yes, and yes. Two of the latter, actually. And you can't touch either, because you're a demon-worshipping sub-human who is not my husband!

                But don't be sad, I know of a "big boob" you can touch . . . of course, you're probably touching yourself already!
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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #9
                  Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                  I would rebuke him in the name of JESUS, but I'm afraid he will think I was hitting on him.
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                  • FICKIN SLAYER!
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 10

                    #10
                    Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                    bible thumpin blonde is that really you picture cause I would love to hit that!
                    infraction given and offensive material removed
                    E.M.

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #11
                      Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                      Oh, look. A big boob for Hitoshi.

                      Where is the little nipper, anyway?
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                      • Hitoshi
                        Professor of Engrish
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 446

                        #12
                        Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        Where is the little nipper, anyway?
                        right here honey

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #13
                          Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                          Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                          right here honey

                          EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          Ok, that's really, really disturbing.

                          Hitoshi, you badly need a new hobby.
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Johny Smith
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 3

                            #14
                            Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            You revolting little yellow pervert!
                            Interesting choice of words.

                            Photoshop is disgusting sure, but indeed interesting choice of words.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                              Originally posted by Johny Smith View Post
                              Interesting choice of words.

                              Photoshop is disgusting sure, but indeed interesting choice of words.
                              I don't see what's so interesting about it. I mean, we could call him a lovely tall white pervert, but I don't think we'd fool anyone, really.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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