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  • #76
    Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

    Originally posted by Grace K View Post
    I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. I have just left my father's house because I have realized that I was living a lie. I was raised thinking I was a Baptist, but now I know that it was all a lie and I was being raised catlick by my father. I am staying with the Pastor of my local Baptist church now and have left that horrible place of sin.
    I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
    I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
    But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!

    Signed,
    Grace.
    Just wait until you see my <<<reference to male anatomy removed by moderator>>>.You can forget about being Good. Just send me your nudes to <<<personal information removed by moderator>>>.
    Last edited by Basilissa; 12-12-2017, 10:22 PM. Reason: This is not a brothel, sweetie

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    • #77
      Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

      Hello Grace, my name is Eric, I find you most beguiling, it would be my honor to court you. I have a lot of doorknobs in the house that need polishing so you would have your cleaning work cut out for you. I certainly hope you know how to wax floors, LORD knows I can't stand a woman who doesn't wax. I love a woman that knows how to cook well, like you say you can, you will make me very happy by serving me my favorite dish, clam chowder, to eat. I feel the need to mention that my brother is very sick with a very debilitating disease, so I am unfortunately stuck taking care of him, and he must always live with me. So do know that if you were to live with me you would have to have a three way relationship with my brother and I. My brother likes women who know how to cook too, I hear he enjoys anything spitroasted. And naturally as a devout Chrisitian you must love the LORD too, YOU MUST BE TIGHT with JESUS. Anyway I think you'll really like me too, I have a 10 inch long KJV bible that is leather bound and blessed by the holy Lili Saint Cyr. I'm very involved in my church and am well respected. I run a special youth organization for the young boys in our church. I often invite them over for shirts versus skins football so expect to find the discarded clothes of boys all over the house. I make a lot of money so you will be well taken care of. I'm a deep sea explorer and I scrape the ocean floor all day long. I search for pearls for a company that makes pearl necklaces. Lastly I enjoy wilderness survival. I am very knowledgeable about mushrooms and which ones are toxic and which ones are not. You simply must try my delicious truffle butter sometime. I also grow some mushrooms in my backyard, i'm sure you'd be delighted to get your mouth around one of my purple mushroom heads. Anyway please contact me if you would like to meet. I'd like to see you on your knees in my church someday.

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      • #78
        Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.




        My eldest boy, Dennis Jr., is in the market for a housemaid and fetus incubator. I've pounded the Bible into him since before he was born, so I can assure you he's a good boy. He's between jobs right now, but should have a source of income soon if the Podunk area Burger King calls him back for an interview. It's been five weeks, that call should be coming any time soon.

        Here's the best picture of him I could find (professionally taken):

        He was hoping to move into his wife's home instead of the other way around, and he has some residency requirements to be aware of. Your home isn't located within 1,000 feet of public parks, schools, or daycare centers is it?


        Please contact me if you're interested!!
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #79
          Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

          Originally posted by Grace K View Post
          I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. I have just left my father's house because I have realized that I was living a lie. I was raised thinking I was a Baptist, but now I know that it was all a lie and I was being raised catlick by my father. I am staying with the Pastor of my local Baptist church now and have left that horrible place of sin.
          I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
          I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
          But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!

          Signed,
          Grace.
          Grace : seek no man, seek to off yourself, as quickly as possible, and remember, sideways for attention, longways for results.

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          • #80
            Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

            Originally posted by BaptistsAreTrashAndImAPotty-Mouth View Post
            Grace : seek no man, seek to off yourself, as quickly as possible, and remember, sideways for attention, longways for results.
            Has this man been reported to the police yet or whatever his local law enforcement is? Truly hateful and in-needed. Atheists are such evil hateful people.
            My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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            • #81
              Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

              Seek a man who respects you , not one of these.

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              • #82
                Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

                Hello and thank you for being honest and straight. I am 37 and single. I am ready to marry and start my own family. I have a strong Christian background but I must be honest with you, my faith is badly shaken and I also need a strong Christian lady who can help me regain my solid faith in Christ. I am still a believer in Christ Jesus our savior.


                Feel free to contact me. thanks
                Tochukwu

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                • #83
                  Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

                  Originally posted by Tutthakkamun View Post
                  Hello and thank you for being honest and straight. I am 37 and single. I am ready to marry and start my own family. I have a strong Christian background but I must be honest with you, my faith is badly shaken and I also need a strong Christian lady who can help me regain my solid faith in Christ. I am still a believer in Christ Jesus our savior.


                  Feel free to contact me. thanks
                  Tochukwu
                  Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! I think you would find all the young ladies in Freehold are brutally honest and exceedingly straight. Freehold is a city built on a hill (Matthew 5:14), designed under the personal tutelage of the Holy Ghost Almighty Himself.

                  Landover Baptist Church has been named "Most Select Church In America" by U.S. News and World Report, "Now Harder To Get Into Than Harvard." Our Holy Church is modeled after Heaven, and if you thought it was that was hard to get into (Matthew 7:21), you've never encountered Sister Cookie in the Office.

                  I would encourage you to make yourself available without any restrictions or hesitations to the Department of Faith in order to hasten your Spiritual Inquisition. I look forward to your contributions on the forum in general, and especially to hearing about your success in our highly successful ex-negro program!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #84
                    Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    you've never encountered Sister Cookie in the Office.

                    Indeed. I wonder if anyone has. Well, since...no, I won't go there.
                    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                    Amen and Amen

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                    • #85
                      Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

                      Originally posted by TheCircleOfLife View Post
                      Keep yourself in line, dear Grace. You should know right from wrong, you're not seven years old.
                      Circle of Life, you are one of the people here I can appreciate. Being a person who is against these obvious serious Christians
                      I am not scared of you or Jesus

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                      • #86
                        Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

                        Originally posted by Bible-Chan View Post
                        Circle of Life, you are one of the people here I can appreciate. Being a person who is against these obvious serious Christians
                        So we follow the Bible 100%, and that makes us fake Christians? You, meanwhile, cherry pick the Bible for the bits and pieces you like, ignoring the other 97% of God's word, and that makes you a real Christian? Come on. 2 Timothy 3:16 - "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness." James 2:10 - "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        • #87
                          Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

                          Originally posted by Bible-Chan View Post
                          Circle of Life, you are one of the people here I can appreciate. Being a person who is against these obvious serious Christians
                          Hello Miss Chan: to , at . It appears that you are new here, and have somehow or another bypassed our Introduction Forum. We would love to get to know you. Please visit our Introduction Forum, where you can post a message to introduce yourself to the believers here at . This is something that we ask of all newcomers here.

                          The link to our Introduction Forum is below, and you can post your message by clicking on the blue "New Thread" button on the upper left of your screen.

                          The introduction forum - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                          https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
                          Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


                          Please remember to provide the information that we've requested at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:

                          Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                          You will find that we are a no-nonsense group of believers in the . We do not sugar-coat the Truth, which is that you deserve to burn in for all of eternity, unless you repent of your disgusting, sickening, horrible sins.

                          Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

                          I notice that during your brief time here at you have managed to get an Infraction Notice already. Please know that we take our teachings very seriously, and I recommend (very highly) that you do the same: .

                          Sincerely, Isabella W.
                          (Mrs.) Isabella White

                          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                          • #88
                            Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

                            Originally posted by Bible-Chan View Post
                            Circle of Life, you are one of the people here I can appreciate. Being a person who is against these obvious serious Christians
                            How else would a Christian treat the faith, if not seriously? Do you treat it like some extended LARPing retreat?
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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