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  • Andy Branch
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    Re: Are you a "breast" or "leg" man?

    Havent Been called a tosser in a while! Quite retro, yeah I box, we dont fight to draw blood or break bones. of course blood is spilt, but my sparring partner and I always shake hands when finished.

    I havent been to shcool in years, I am 24, so being a virgin at my age I am proud of, as pretty much everyone I know is not. winning first place in the purity race!

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  • Roberta
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    So you're a tosser, eh Sparky? You know how God deals with that (Genesis 38:9-10).

    I'd like to know a little more about this school you attend. It does not sound like it is properly preparing you for manhood. Do you play rugby or box? How do you spend your spare time?

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  • Andy Branch
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    after reading this post, it helped me reflect on what really matters most.

    I find in this day an age, that women do dress in order to tease man, and that is simply not on. I am a virgin, and in this modern day and age, it can be viewed as a stigma, rather than somehting respected.

    I am happy I am a virgin and havent not fallen to the tempatations of the flesh, and believe me there is a lot of that going on! I jus want to find a woman who will love me, for me. Not on how much I earn, or how I dress, just to make eachother happy.

    Maybe with the help of Landover I can find my special little lady. A woman of Virtue!

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  • WinnerNotSinner
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    Originally posted by Criboo View Post
    Nobody's going to take you seriously if you suggest a "stoning date"

    Also, they were laughing at you storming out not the student.
    Well I have been taken seriously. His time at Landover University has come to an end. I don't know what happened to him after that, I left him in the capable hands of Officer Don Richards, nobody has seen him since. Did he get stoned? who cares!

    Why would they be laughing at me after he was the one who got burned?

    Originally posted by Grampa View Post
    I believe the whole of a woman's anatomy can be very appealing
    Ahh, beautiful. I love relaxing on my Sundays reading Solomon.

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  • Grampa
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    I believe the whole of a woman's anatomy can be very appealing, as it says in Song of Songs 7 (KJV)


    1How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.

    2Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies.

    3Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.

    4Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.

    5Thine head upon thee is like Carmel, and the hair of thine head like purple; the king is held in the galleries.

    6How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!

    7This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes.

    8I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples;

    9And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.

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  • Criboo
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    Nobody's going to take you seriously if you suggest a "stoning date"

    Also, they were laughing at you storming out not the student.

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  • ditzygurl83
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    JustGotSaved, if we could, my momma and me would definitely come to feed everyone succulent breast meat! We love to cook for large parties! Whenever the men have a meeting here, we always try to get as many breasts, legs and thighs as we can together for them! Glory and Praise!!!!

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  • JustGotSaved
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    Originally posted by ditzygurl83 View Post
    Oh daddy does like legs too but he says my breast meat is always just so succulent! I learned how to make perfect breasts from my mom when I was little!!
    Now THIS is the kind of sustenance we need at the Topeka Mission for Men!
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  • ditzygurl83
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    Oh daddy does like legs too but he says my breast meat is always just so succulent! I learned how to make perfect breasts from my mom when I was little!!

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  • Larry Lee
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    Originally posted by ditzygurl83 View Post
    We had our pastor over last weekend for some chicken dinner, I cooked of course. With mommy. When the pastor got here, Daddy told him that he just had to try my breasts, they're so juicy!! I know just how to cook them right! Daddy and the pastor couldn't get enough of mine and mom's breasts. They had some legs and thighs too but didn't care much for the wings. I don't know why so many heathens come into these forums and try to twist things into perverted ways! They will burn in hell for trying to corrupt us! Praise and GLORY!!!
    I enjoy breast meat quite a lot over the Holidays, but for day-to-day living there's NOTHING like the succulence I find in legs.

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  • ditzygurl83
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    We had our pastor over last weekend for some chicken dinner, I cooked of course. With mommy. When the pastor got here, Daddy told him that he just had to try my breasts, they're so juicy!! I know just how to cook them right! Daddy and the pastor couldn't get enough of mine and mom's breasts. They had some legs and thighs too but didn't care much for the wings. I don't know why so many heathens come into these forums and try to twist things into perverted ways! They will burn in hell for trying to corrupt us! Praise and GLORY!!!

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  • ManKindLover
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    If thine eyes stray to the breast or thighs of a woman..... you are a homosexual and not fit to go into heaven

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  • WWJDnow
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Midget homosexuals? I've never heard of such a thing.

    Frankly, I find it a bit difficult to believe. Do you have any evidence of their existence?
    Rev. Rodimer, I live in Greenwich Village (kind of like Daniel going into the lion's den). I can assure you, there's pretty much every kind of homo you can imagine here, plus a bunch that a good Christian such as you no doubt could never imagine (and be thankful that you can't).



    I'm pretty sure that this midget fairy is a leg men--that's all he can reach.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by georgia View Post
    these men were godless perverts, but legs are important in wives. too long and they might have a decent chance at escaping, too short and she may bear midget children who are known for being raging homosexuals.
    Midget homosexuals? I've never heard of such a thing.

    Frankly, I find it a bit difficult to believe. Do you have any evidence of their existence?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
    Is this perfect ? Or too long or too short ?


    Please keep your gypsy whore photos to yourself. This is a Christian forum!

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