[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

I thought it was against the religion to have an inflated ego.


Perhaps you just bore women? These days, they don't care whether you can recite the bible or not. They want to talk about fashion trends, make up and how big your "length" is.


Also, you probably disturb them.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

Also, you probably disturb them.

Hello rude person, and welcome to our friendly forums! I see you confuse confidence with hubris, a mistake only one who is unfamiliar with the Holy Bible would make. You see, Bob here has clearly embraced his God-given gender role to be a man. Unlike some people, real men don't pussyfoot around issues. They don't hem and haw when talking about their strengths. They don't belittle their accomplishments, waiting for some masculine rescuer to come along and hold their hand and give them the old, "there, there, you're special to me" routine. If his strengths happen to be reading and comprehending the Holy Word of God, who are you to say he's doing it wrong? Are you under some special authority by the Holy Ghost to meander around the internets, finding men who have trouble moving out of their mother's basements because of the economy, and pick on them in public?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

...Perhaps you just bore women? These days, they don't care whether you can recite the bible or not. They want to talk about fashion trends, make up and how big your "length" is...

Ever think that they talk about that stuff because you bore them?

[MoreAboThanHuman]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

I sometimes think that my faith in Jesus is probably just too strong for most women to be able to meet me on a theological or spiritual level or even be able to demonstrate their suitability as a potential wife.

I’m a very, very Christian guy, and I guess most women are pretty scared off by that amazing knowledge and ability to quote the entire Bible, you know? It seems that women often seem extremely uncomfortable and agitated around me, most likely because of my deep faith. After I have been speaking to a girl for just a few minutes, her eyes will sort of glaze over or she’s looking for the exit and I can just tell that she’s feeling so spiritually inferior that she just cannot carry the conversation forward.

Which is understandable. I am able to speak with absolute authority and for hours about a wide range of Biblical events and Jesus’s love for us all, so it’s not easy for any women to add anything I don’t know.

Whenever I address a woman and begin to develop a theme on one of the many Christian issues I knows so well—such as the historical significance of Haman’s attitude towards Mordecai in Esther, or Jeremiah’s service to King Jehoram—she sees her own faith questioned by these truths and soon starts with fidgeting with cognitive dissonance.

I acknowledged that my imposing Biblical knowledge and quick insights into the meaning of parts of Jesus’s life is likely to cause women to feel insecure about not being as fully Christian as I am, but, to me this female reaction, of what is to them a massively impressive mind, is similar to what happened on occasion to Aquinus or Augustine: the woman can be seen “checking out” of the conversation or attempting, no doubt through anxiety and dread, to escape the intense level of the discussion without delay.

I was my Bible school teacher's favorite student and I keep up with the news on Fox on a daily basis—all facts that seem to constantly leave the young women speechless.

I should probably be more cautious, I suppose, because I can see that my intelligence and knowledge can be a major drawback when meeting women, most of whom are probably looking for a guy with a regrettably basic, almost secular, approach to life—you know, someone more on their level. Sometimes, after taking a girl to a fellow-shipping or Bible discussion at church, you see, I will try to approach her again and she’ll purposefully avoid eye contact with me, just so she doesn’t have to cope with self-consciously contending with my staggering Christian Biblical knowledge.

It’s hard, because I really try my best to make them feel relaxed in the Blood of Christ and say, ‘Hey, look, chill, I’m used to people not being able to keep up with Jesus, and so’s He!’, but that never seems to help. They’re too petrified by then.

I’ll admit that my God-inspired mind can make me appear difficult to even approach, I have even taken to downplaying my desire to draw these young women nearer to God during first dates in order to put them at ease. I’ve done such things such as talking slower or briefly pausing to allow my conversational partner time to get at least some of the information, for example about Salvation, into her head. I know I usually put across at lightning speed but it’s the basics of Christianity right? She should already be there, but she isn’t – usually she’s somewhere else.

Ultimately, however, there is only so much that it is possible to do to dumb down my detailed enthusiasm for The Lord and every single one of His Works.

Recently, for example, I talked to this girl at a bar for half an hour about The Resurrection —quoting verses and telling her about the God/Man nature of Jesus and its apparent transition throughout those three days —you know, making it real easy for her to grasp. Things were going really well, and I was saying a lot of very fascinating stuff, but when I tried to give her a call a few days later, she never picked up or returned my calls.

And it’s like, look, I’m a Christian guy, I like theology, everyone does, right? If you’re struggling with that concept, hey you’re going to struggle with God’s role in a virgin birth and the Parables set against a Hasmodean Dynasty and traditional Jewish thought confronting The Son of God in His Ministry to bring the world to a state of Grace, then, well, you’re on your own.

I agree that at the past few parties I’ve attended, my profound sagacity on matters biblical moved women in the direction of less Christian men.

Regrettably, I sometimes seem mysterious to women with my ability to drop insightful comments and thought-provoking quips, and that drives them right into the arms of complete Atheists because that’s more comfortable for them. You know, the kind of guys who can barely get out the meaning of Genesis or comment on Paul’s Epistle to the Colossians before resorting to asking a girl about her life and job. Hey, you agree don’t you? It’s like, what’s the point? Is that even a conversation?

And this is why I’ve never really had a long term girlfriend, I mean like more than one date or perhaps two if the first one was short, because the girls I tell about my love for Jesus and His love for me and them and everyone, tend to get frustrated with their lack of capacity to meet me on my level. At the end of the day, the problem is that they want to be with me because of my nearness to all things Christian, but they come to see that I’m just too deep.

I thought it was against the religion to have an inflated ego.


Perhaps you just bore women? These days, they don't care whether you can recite the bible or not. They want to talk about fashion trends, make up and how big your "length" is.


Also, you probably disturb them.

[Salad Time]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

read the Bible all day kings Bible i love it
women fall on Bible knowledge

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

Bob: I hope you will attend the True Christian™ Singles Potluck in Freehold next month. There will be several single women who would find a man who engages endlessly in Bible talk very interesting.

In Freehold, the Bible is discussed whenever people gather. It is the centerpiece of our social life. The more you know about it the better.

[Salad Time]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

That's a very good point, Sister Mary Etheldreda. But I will pray that this period of loneliness and persecution is a (relatively) short one for Bob, and that in due course God will find him worthy of the reward promised in Psalm 128:3-4.

Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants round about thy table.
Behold, that thus shall the man be blessed that feareth the Lord.

Bob, I asked my husband's advice on this and he pointed out this passage at the end of your post:



Matthew asked (and I quote) "Why would any man in his right mind want a long-term girlfriend?" His view, and he is my husband and therefore right, is that there is no need for lengthy courtships. One or two meetings should be enough to establish that the man does not find the woman utterly unacceptable, and after that it's just a question of the two families sorting out the arrangements.

He also asked why you are frequenting bars and parties. Can your parents or your pastor not arrange some introductions?

I hope we have given you food for thought, Bob.

I cannot agree more

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

Look Bob. I'm just going to be frank with you. Thanks to a curse I call The Osborne Gene, I've had my own trials in the pursuit of women of all types- saved, unsaved, nigras, slants, cripples, lesbos, etc. I even lost track during my heathen years. Anyway, it sounds like you just need a few pointers and since my dad is not around to ask, I'm going to share with you what I have learned in three easy steps.

First, lets talk about Jesus in another aspect.
Isaiah 53:2 tells us, "For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him."
But that doesn't mean he came from Heaven looking like Woody Allen. He was the son of a carpenter. He walked a lot, ate well, and was almost certainly in great shape... Much like myself or Pastor Zeke. Women love these strong fit types especially in a saloon type environment. So start working out. I personally prefer the Crossfit workout. I would do that 2-3 times a day, 5 days a week. Off days you should recoup with a few Beverly Exercise workouts and moderate two hour runs. (And stay away from that Shaun T. program- Insanity. He is a gay buck and will be sweating profusely in Hell soon enough).


Next is where the romance comes into play. Jesus tells us that that we need to have some game...
1 Corinthians 13:1" Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal."
Some openers that will certainly woo a Godly woman:
- You're nearly 22? Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
- If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
- You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.


Finally and most importantly, the words no God fearing woman can refute. And why should they? The Bible commands us:
1 Corinthians 11:9 "Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man."
Wow! Need I say more?

Don't you see it, Bob? You're manly, smooth talking, and The Lord is on your side! They may try but they can't ignore you! Now walk back in that saloon and start wooing!

And don't forget to tell any single woman that refuses you to enjoy !

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

I sometimes think that my faith in Jesus is probably just too strong for most women to be able to meet me on a theological or spiritual level or even be able to demonstrate their suitability as a potential wife.

I’m a very, very Christian guy, and I guess most women are pretty scared off by that amazing knowledge and ability to quote the entire Bible, you know? It seems that women often seem extremely uncomfortable and agitated around me, most likely because of my deep faith. After I have been speaking to a girl for just a few minutes, her eyes will sort of glaze over or she’s looking for the exit and I can just tell that she’s feeling so spiritually inferior that she just cannot carry the conversation forward.

Which is understandable. I am able to speak with absolute authority and for hours about a wide range of Biblical events and Jesus’s love for us all, so it’s not easy for any women to add anything I don’t know.

Whenever I address a woman and begin to develop a theme on one of the many Christian issues I knows so well—such as the historical significance of Haman’s attitude towards Mordecai in Esther, or Jeremiah’s service to King Jehoram—she sees her own faith questioned by these truths and soon starts with fidgeting with cognitive dissonance.

I acknowledged that my imposing Biblical knowledge and quick insights into the meaning of parts of Jesus’s life is likely to cause women to feel insecure about not being as fully Christian as I am, but, to me this female reaction, of what is to them a massively impressive mind, is similar to what happened on occasion to Aquinus or Augustine: the woman can be seen “checking out” of the conversation or attempting, no doubt through anxiety and dread, to escape the intense level of the discussion without delay.

I was my Bible school teacher's favorite student and I keep up with the news on Fox on a daily basis—all facts that seem to constantly leave the young women speechless.

I should probably be more cautious, I suppose, because I can see that my intelligence and knowledge can be a major drawback when meeting women, most of whom are probably looking for a guy with a regrettably basic, almost secular, approach to life—you know, someone more on their level. Sometimes, after taking a girl to a fellow-shipping or Bible discussion at church, you see, I will try to approach her again and she’ll purposefully avoid eye contact with me, just so she doesn’t have to cope with self-consciously contending with my staggering Christian Biblical knowledge.

It’s hard, because I really try my best to make them feel relaxed in the Blood of Christ and say, ‘Hey, look, chill, I’m used to people not being able to keep up with Jesus, and so’s He!’, but that never seems to help. They’re too petrified by then.

I’ll admit that my God-inspired mind can make me appear difficult to even approach, I have even taken to downplaying my desire to draw these young women nearer to God during first dates in order to put them at ease. I’ve done such things such as talking slower or briefly pausing to allow my conversational partner time to get at least some of the information, for example about Salvation, into her head. I know I usually put across at lightning speed but it’s the basics of Christianity right? She should already be there, but she isn’t – usually she’s somewhere else.

Ultimately, however, there is only so much that it is possible to do to dumb down my detailed enthusiasm for The Lord and every single one of His Works.

Recently, for example, I talked to this girl at a bar for half an hour about The Resurrection —quoting verses and telling her about the God/Man nature of Jesus and its apparent transition throughout those three days —you know, making it real easy for her to grasp. Things were going really well, and I was saying a lot of very fascinating stuff, but when I tried to give her a call a few days later, she never picked up or returned my calls.

And it’s like, look, I’m a Christian guy, I like theology, everyone does, right? If you’re struggling with that concept, hey you’re going to struggle with God’s role in a virgin birth and the Parables set against a Hasmodean Dynasty and traditional Jewish thought confronting The Son of God in His Ministry to bring the world to a state of Grace, then, well, you’re on your own.

I agree that at the past few parties I’ve attended, my profound sagacity on matters biblical moved women in the direction of less Christian men.

Regrettably, I sometimes seem mysterious to women with my ability to drop insightful comments and thought-provoking quips, and that drives them right into the arms of complete Atheists because that’s more comfortable for them. You know, the kind of guys who can barely get out the meaning of Genesis or comment on Paul’s Epistle to the Colossians before resorting to asking a girl about her life and job. Hey, you agree don’t you? It’s like, what’s the point? Is that even a conversation?

And this is why I’ve never really had a long term girlfriend, I mean like more than one date or perhaps two if the first one was short, because the girls I tell about my love for Jesus and His love for me and them and everyone, tend to get frustrated with their lack of capacity to meet me on my level. At the end of the day, the problem is that they want to be with me because of my nearness to all things Christian, but they come to see that I’m just too deep.

I have had the same experience, friend. Women are drawn to me and are all in awe of my encyclopedic knowledge of the Holy Bible. It's a burden that Jesus has seen fit to bestow upon me. That, along with my rock hard abs and steely blue eyes and blond hair (just like Jesus!) makes me irresistible.

Is that what you meant?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

I sometimes think that.. Jesus is... a potential wife... most women are pretty scared off... extremely uncomfortable and agitated around me... Which is understandable... I... know. I acknowledge not being fully Christian.

I was my Bible school teacher's favorite young women. <speechless!>

I should probably be more cautious when meeting women you know, avoid eye contact with me to cope. It’s hard, I’m used to people too petrified by then.

I even take God during first dates in order to give her a call a few days later, she never picked up or returned my calls.

And it’s like, look, you’re on your own. Women with my ability drives them right into the arms of complete Atheists. It’s like, what’s the point?

And this is why I’ve never really had a long term girlfriend. At the end of the day I’m just too deep.

So if I may cut to the chase... all of the Baptwit girls you have dated are even dimmer than you?

Many might find that difficult to believe but given the lax educational initiatives you folks have towards women and the fact the most of you are homeschooled by homeschooled 'cousins' I am not in the least bit surprised.

On the other side of this coin look at the fine young men who rule the gridiron for The Fighting Irish!

Are they Biblically knowledgable? Of course.

Do women find them irresistible? Yes they do.

Are they blessed with sagacity? Some actually are... we are talking football players here.

Can you see how what you think is a status of authoritative superiority is, for folks with proper Catholic educations and upbringings (See endless list of Nobel Winners, former Presidents and most of your current Supreme Court) not much more than expired bus-pass in the check-out line of the library of knowledge?




Bless you, my macrocephalic macropicide,
Father Mo




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[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

That's a very good point, Sister Mary Etheldreda. But I will pray that this period of loneliness and persecution is a (relatively) short one for Bob, and that in due course God will find him worthy of the reward promised in Psalm 128:3-4.

Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants round about thy table.
Behold, that thus shall the man be blessed that feareth the Lord.

Bob, I asked my husband's advice on this and he pointed out this passage at the end of your post:

And this is why I’ve never really had a long term girlfriend, I mean like more than one date or perhaps two if the first one was short, because the girls I tell about my love for Jesus and His love for me and them and everyone, tend to get frustrated with their lack of capacity to meet me on my level.

Matthew asked (and I quote) "Why would any man in his right mind want a long-term girlfriend?" His view, and he is my husband and therefore right, is that there is no need for lengthy courtships. One or two meetings should be enough to establish that the man does not find the woman utterly unacceptable, and after that it's just a question of the two families sorting out the arrangements.

He also asked why you are frequenting bars and parties. Can your parents or your pastor not arrange some introductions?

I hope we have given you food for thought, Bob.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

It must be such a burden for you, Bob. But don't give up hope. Rejoice that women have decided en masse to persecute you through loneliness, for in this persecution you can know you have been set aside for holiness (2 Timothy 3:12)! Besides, it could be worse. In stead of God giving you a heart for His Word, He could have given you the precious gift of anal warts!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

Hello Bob. I must say that, looking at your handsome face and your mom's personal recommendation, it is difficult to see why you should be having these problems. But I hope we can help you, with Jesus's guidance.

If I may put a True Christian™ woman's point of view, I wonder if you talk like you write? Because your post is very, very long and although the men here will have read it all and understood the finer points of your argument, we women have a much shorter attention span. As an example, I read this far:

I sometimes think that my faith in Jesus is probably just too strong for most women to be able to meet me on a theological or spiritual level or even be able to demonstrate their suitability as a potential wife.

Then something colorful caught my attention (it was a parakeet stealing the last of the apples from the tree) and by the time I looked back, I had not just lost my place, my mind had erased what I had already read. I eventually got to the end of the next paragraph, but by then you had lost me. So I skipped to the end.

Are you maybe just expecting too much of women? We weaker vessels mostly respond only to simple, clear instructions.

1 Peter 3:7 Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

Yours in Faith
Joanna

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

Yes, Bob. I am Harsha Shah. I am afraid I do not have very good pieces of advise to you.

But have you been considering that the women are seeing you because of you and not because of what you know? Your theology is only a roadmap to the real world and the women want to see the real world behind the colourful images of religion. You are living for theology, eh? Perhaps it is a form of violence towards yourself to neglect your other parts. Yes!

"See, young and old men, even children in the mother's womb die. As hawk catches a quail, so life will end when its time is spent." That is my religion, Jaina Sutras 2nd Lecture, the Destruction of Karman, Chapter 1. So beautiful and sad. Yes. Perhaps you will look at it and see that the roadmap is not life, life is more than a roadmap. You have studied the map. Now try the actual road as the hawk is always hovering, always approaching. it is beautiful but it will catch you. You can find love. Yes.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

Saloons are places where the wicked congregate to drink strong whiskey and engage in sinful acts. Domino playing is common, as are gambling at cards and rolling dice. In many bar rooms, teats are on display in return for money.

I advise you to steer a wide berth around those places, as consorting with the unsaved wretches who inhabit them will lead you to sin and the wages of sin is death.