[DylanGam]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

I wanna singles!!

[Roland]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

Face it, you worship Barney, not Jesus.

Godammit, stupid internet doesn't have a "Barney on the cross" pic to go here (those dinky little arms would make it look dumb, anyway).

Read the Bible.

Can I make you happy with the video?

[J.R.H.N.B.R.]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

What about horses?

[amythornton]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christian

so basically, you're suggesting that we abuse and rape women, and force them to marry us against their will? and you actually have the audacity to suggest that this is what Jesus wants us to do? wow, this is surreal. sadly i've given up the hope that you're a troll.
please listen to the teachings of the God you claim to worship - but have somehow gotten it so twisted.

God teaches us that us women are weaker than men, and thus why he created the patriarchy. Don't you know that Jesus was a man, not a woman?

Ephesians 5:22-24: Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

There it is, plain as the eyes can see. You feminists are so blind and need to repent right now! The rapture is coming very soon, and then it will be too late and you will be left behind along with all the atheists, Muslim terrorists and homosexuals.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

and finally, to quote tumblr, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KISS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A DESPERATE AND UNPLEASANT PERSON.

I doubt he's bothered. Kissing isn't a prerequisite of the procreative chore.

I'd advise you against spending too much time on Tumblr. It is a breeding ground for liberal, secular, politically correct, self-entitled feminist ideology.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

...Jesus wants you to love everyone...

Face it, you worship Barney, not Jesus.

Godammit, stupid internet doesn't have a "Barney on the cross" pic to go here (those dinky little arms would make it look dumb, anyway).

Read the Bible.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

so basically, you're suggesting that we abuse and rape women, and force them to marry us against their will? and you actually have the audacity to suggest that this is what Jesus wants us to do? wow, this is surreal. sadly i've given up the hope that you're a troll.
please listen to the teachings of the God you claim to worship - but have somehow gotten it so twisted.

“Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.” [Matthew 5:9 KJV]

Jesus wants you to love everyone, and what you're proposing that we do is about as far from love as you can get.

"4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away."

"All the commandments: You shall not commit adultery, you shall not kill, you shall not steal, you shall not covet, and so on, are summed up in this single command: You must love your neighbor as yourself."


and finally, to quote tumblr, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KISS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A DESPERATE AND UNPLEASANT PERSON.

God wants us to love everyone? Everyone?

Even recidivists? Have you even read the Bible or do you just cherry pick it to help you sleep at night?

God hates a lot of people!

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple

Think about this smart guy, exactly what proportion of humanity is Jesus going to send to Hell in the End Times?

No sane being would do that to those who he loves! Or are you some smart guy who thinks that God is some psychopathic, narcissistic, needy despot who lashes out at people who don't do exactly what He wants?

You have some nerve coming to a Christian site and preaching your hated

[Fred Hall]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

please listen to the teachings of the God you claim to worship - but have somehow gotten it so twisted.

“Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.” [Matthew 5:9 KJV]

Yup, and how did God create 'peace' in the land of Canaan, so that he could give the 'promised land' to the Israelites? By going down there and organizing a big sing-along? No! It was by KILLING all the unrighteous. How? Because the 'children of God' took to the SWORD and slayed their enemies... thus becoming 'peace makers'.

Likewise, how will God create 'peace' again? By KILLING all the unrighteous once again during armageddon.

Jesus did not come to bring peace...but the SWORD! Matt 10:34

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

***irrelevant stuff here***
Jesus wants you to love everyone, and what you're proposing that we do is about as far from love as you can get.

***Nice Scripture***
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KISS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A DESPERATE AND UNPLEASANT PERSON.

Dear Sinner,

Please, care to explain yourself?

• "Jesus wants you to love everyone."
• "YOU ARE AN UNPLEASANT PERSON!"

How do you harmonize these two sentences of yours?

Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

so basically, you're suggesting that we abuse and rape women, and force them to marry us against their will? and you actually have the audacity to suggest that this is what Jesus wants us to do?...

Hey, GUESS WHAT THE BIBLE ACTUALLY SAYS? That's right, prisoners of war can be taken (forcefully) as wives (after you kill all the men [including the children], and the old women and non-virgins, or anyone else not worth keeping). Rape victims should be forced to marry their rapists (after the rapist has paid the father for damaging his property, of course). And lots more wonderful wisdom, just waiting for you to discover by actually reading the damned thing so you know what the f*** it says. Idiot.

[judaschristvevo]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

so basically, you're suggesting that we abuse and rape women, and force them to marry us against their will? and you actually have the audacity to suggest that this is what Jesus wants us to do? wow, this is surreal. sadly i've given up the hope that you're a troll.
please listen to the teachings of the God you claim to worship - but have somehow gotten it so twisted.

“Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.” [Matthew 5:9 KJV]

Jesus wants you to love everyone, and what you're proposing that we do is about as far from love as you can get.

"4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away."

"All the commandments: You shall not commit adultery, you shall not kill, you shall not steal, you shall not covet, and so on, are summed up in this single command: You must love your neighbor as yourself."


and finally, to quote tumblr, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KISS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A DESPERATE AND UNPLEASANT PERSON.

[Fred Hall]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

Be a man Bob. You don't let them reject you... instead, you make them submit to you. Neither does the bible talk about women loving their husbands... they simply have to respect them. Just take as an example our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ:

Ephesians 5:25-33

What does Christ do before he marries the church? It says he cleanses it with the washing of water by the word. That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.

So how do you do this to the one you want to take as a bride? Well... you gotta preach to her the word and make her submit. A few smacks here and there ought to help. The bible tells us that God disciplines all those he loves (Heb 12:6). So if you love her, you gotta smack her and discipline her if you want to be her Master. Start acting like her master, and then she'll submit to you like a proper Christian woman ought to.

The point is: Be a man. God didn't make men for women... he made women for men. You don't 'ask' the woman to accept you (a sure way to get rejected). You MAKE her accept and submit to you. You are the man afterall. So if you fancy a young dame, you go straight to her father and purchase her... then she's forever yours to do as you please.

PS: If the father won't give her to you, then you may have to invoke a 'Deuteronomy 22: 28,29' on her, but that will cost you 50 shekels. (Around $15 US) Some may argue, but sometimes going this method can be the easiest method.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

God doesn't exists.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

God doesn't exists.

A nonsensical reply from one that hates God.

Psalm 14:1 "To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

Notice how God addresses your filthy sin? God knows.

But we can help, if you are honest with yourself.

In His Name.

[Visaan]

Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

God doesn't exists.