PRAY THE CREATOR OF XPANTIVIRUS 2008 GETS THE ETERNAL BUTT RAPE !

[Tallywacker Hater]

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Yeah, my computer keeps getting virus nuked, too.

I don't have enough memory to run a good anti-virus program, either.

I think Jesus is just pissed with me and he keeps infecting my computer.

[Justina Thyme]

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Thank you, my precious Petal, for your sweet wisdom.

I've posted this before, but it's relevant here because it's a tried-and-true method for ousting DEMONS from electronic equipment, including computers:

BOYCE and BOICE
ELECTRONIC MALFUNCTION DEMONS

A demon named TEMPER causes you to have a temper.

A demon named depression causes you to be depressed.

BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, e.g., phone, computer, printer, automobile.

If something malfunctions, BIND UP these two demons, and command them to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus.

Here is an incoming email received: "Hi, Just thought I'd let you know it took me all these hours to run off your complete deliverance manual. My computer kept shutting down, the connection to the internet kept shutting off, I got signs coming up this is an illegal action, you probably have heard all this before, but the devil sure didn't want me to get hold of your material....I thought there has to be some good stuff in here if the devil is this mad.....as soon as I finished running if off, my computer is working perfect...not shutting down,....not getting unconnected. Praise Jesus, He's stronger than any devil. I had to keep taking authority over devils to get the manual printed, even the printer tried to jam up. What a praise report....really. Devil you lose!!! Praise the Lord. Thank you for your web site. Blessings!"

[Petal]

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%program_files%\\XP Antivirus 2009\\ %program_files%

Mr.OEJ, i rebukes that there liddle red demon for sneakin into your post, cuz lord God tolded me that demon gots a spirit of divishun, he like to visits christain forums an cause big fites between them odd unsaveds folk an us not-odd saveds folk. lord God saids it be a modulus demon , it the opposites of a moderatin angel , it true

Windows is a fallen operating system!

i not no that there hussy Miss.Windows, but i thinks that if she changeds her name to somethang less see-thru, maybee then folk not able to looks rite at her an see all her private parts, then she have some virtues an be a real lady

Miss.DirtyWindows wiv her curtains closed --->

[Bobby-Joe]

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Bozo,

That virus is what you get for cybering gay sex fantasies with your harlot girlfriends. You friend are inflected with a "LED"; light emitting demon. Go to laptop, look for the little blinking red light and rip off your machine now before it gets worse.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Cant post much anymore today seems I caught a virus. Damn, my day out too. Wish me luck.

And is this not but a demonstration of the torments of Eternity?

A small demon besetting a computer? When there are many larger and more powerful demons inhabiting the Shades of Hell!?

JesOS has all the Salvation required for your computer and Jesus for your soul!

See how the True Christian saves your hard drive? The mortal hard drive of your heart can also be Saved! Praise!

Repent! Repent! The Lord is calling you!

[Brother Temperance]

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Get your .50 Desert Eagle and put a clip into your lap top, it'll be an act of kindness.

Just like it'll be an act of kindness when we put a clip into your lap, Praise Jesus.

[One-eyed Jack]

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"Kill processes:
XPAntivirus.exe XPAntivirusUpdate.exe av2009.exe av2009install.exe av2009install_0011.exe av2009[1].exe XPAntivirus2009.exe ieupdates.exe %program_files%\\XP Antivirus 2009\\av2009.exe ieupdates.exe av2009install_0011.exe av2009install.exe %program_files%\\XP Antivirus 2009\\av2009.exe"

http://www.2-spyware.com/remove-xpantivirus.html

Ow. That's a lot of stuff. The JesOS I run never gets that kind of panty-twister. In fact, through the vigilant power of The Christ it refuses to even run Windows software. Windows is a fallen operating system!

It has known sin. Redemption is far from it.

And if I feel threatened I can always shout "OUT, you DEMONS of STUPIDITY! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" Then the system reboots and cleanses the hard drive with more exuberance than Moses cleansing the Midianites.

~~ OEJ

[SUV]

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Bozo, Bozo, Bozo....What the hell is this? What are we going to do with you? Deaner lets you out for a day and the first thing you do is defecate in your food trough?

He.did.THAT???

Bozo, mi Guapo, if ever there was time to come up with a good excuse/reason, now is the hour!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Bozo, Bozo, Bozo....What the hell is this? What are we going to do with you? Deaner lets you out for a day and the first thing you do is defecate in your food trough? Is that how you say "Thank you Jesus?"

There's gonna be hell to pay when Deaner gets back, you crazy old drunk.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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I am deep in Prayer for this for you, Bozo, mi infirmidad!

And as you can see, my Prayers work Miracles! They got you sprung from Quarantine, didn't they?

Now, what is this XPANTIVIRUS

"PANTI" - ? You didn't catch one of those sexural diseases, did you?

Hola SU< mi nina. Its something that looks like an ad for Widows Virus protection but really eats your PCs brain. If you see it for (Enter Diety of your choice) sake dont open it!! Get your .50 Desert Eagle and put a clip into your lap top, it'll be an act of kindness. P.S. remove lap top from lap first.

[SUV]

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I am deep in Prayer for this for you, Bozo, mi infirmidad!

And as you can see, my Prayers work Miracles! They got you sprung from Quarantine, didn't they?

Now, what is this XPANTIVIRUS

"PANTI" - ? You didn't catch one of those sexural diseases, did you?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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JesOs Operating system NEVER gets hit by Virus's.

I think I'll Pray for his/her eternal Damnation as eternal Butt Rape would set off the blasphemy detector in my Prayer Closet.

Every little bit helps. Muchos Garcias Amiga. Where's Bobi Jo when ya need him? He's not so squemish.

[Talitha]

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JesOs Operating system NEVER gets hit by Virus's.

I think I'll Pray for his/her eternal Damnation as eternal Butt Rape would set off the blasphemy detector in my Prayer Closet.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Cant post much anymore today seems I caught a virus. Damn, my day out too. Wish me luck.