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Can I ask you to place your hands together for a prayer of gratitude for the work of Brother Eliot Mayfield, Missionary to the commies? I ask this as, prior to his arrival in Check-O’Slovenia, God had taken little interest in the country and the nefarious doings of its Godless inhabitants.
Now He has seen fit to give a warning to the Checks that Heavy Metal Music is a step too far towards the worship of other gods and He organized a train crash for Satanists, killing several Iron Maiden acolytes on their way to a gathering and maiming many others.
We thank The Lord for acknowledging Brother Eliot’s work in bringing the situation to His attention and pray that the publicity will serve as a warning and lesson and that True Christianity™ will find its proper place in the hearts of the Check-O’Slovenian people.
(Despite the headline, there is nothing “Freakish” about the crash.)
1 day ago
PRAGUE (AFP) — An express train crashed Friday into a Czech road bridge which collapsed during construction seconds before the train's passage, killing seven people and injuring dozens, rescue services said.
The freak nature of the accident was underlined when rail investigators later revealed that the train had been running 10 minutes late as it approached the metal bridge near Studenka in the northwest of the country.
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An interior ministry spokeswoman said the train was carrying 123 people, including a large group of Czech, Polish and Slovakian youths making for a rock concert by British heavy metal band Iron Maiden at a Prague football stadium on Friday night.
Now He has seen fit to give a warning to the Checks that Heavy Metal Music is a step too far towards the worship of other gods and He organized a train crash for Satanists, killing several Iron Maiden acolytes on their way to a gathering and maiming many others.
We thank The Lord for acknowledging Brother Eliot’s work in bringing the situation to His attention and pray that the publicity will serve as a warning and lesson and that True Christianity™ will find its proper place in the hearts of the Check-O’Slovenian people.
(Despite the headline, there is nothing “Freakish” about the crash.)
Freak Czech train crash kills seven
1 day ago
PRAGUE (AFP) — An express train crashed Friday into a Czech road bridge which collapsed during construction seconds before the train's passage, killing seven people and injuring dozens, rescue services said.
The freak nature of the accident was underlined when rail investigators later revealed that the train had been running 10 minutes late as it approached the metal bridge near Studenka in the northwest of the country.
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An interior ministry spokeswoman said the train was carrying 123 people, including a large group of Czech, Polish and Slovakian youths making for a rock concert by British heavy metal band Iron Maiden at a Prague football stadium on Friday night.
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