A Prayer of Thanks to Brother Eliot Mayfield

[SUV]

Re: A Prayer of Thanks to Brother Eliot Mayfield

Brother Eliot, have you seen any real, live Checkers yet? What do they look like?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Prayer of Thanks to Brother Eliot Mayfield

I am no longer in that country. I am travelling around for a bit, but alive.

To be clear the power of Prayer is amazing. God is powerful and he caused the bridge to fall. All I did was pray.

Congratulations on your not-dead-ness, Brother Eliot!!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: A Prayer of Thanks to Brother Eliot Mayfield

I am no longer in that country. I am travelling around for a bit, but alive.

To be clear the power of Prayer is amazing. God is powerful and he caused the bridge to fall. All I did was pray.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Prayer of Thanks to Brother Eliot Mayfield

Is Brother Eliot retiring?

As far as we know, he was killed along with the satan worshiping scum on that train.

So, interviews will be scheduled next week, folks. Thanks to everyone who submitted their resume.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Prayer of Thanks to Brother Eliot Mayfield

Can I ask you to place your hands together for a prayer of gratitude for the work of Brother Eliot Mayfield, Missionary to the commies? I ask this as, prior to his arrival in Check-O’Slovenia, God had taken little interest in the country and the nefarious doings of its Godless inhabitants.

Now He has seen fit to give a warning to the Checks that Heavy Metal Music is a step too far towards the worship of other gods and He organized a train crash for Satanists, killing several Iron Maiden acolytes on their way to a gathering and maiming many others.

PRAGUE (AFP) — An express train crashed Friday into a Czech road bridge which collapsed during construction seconds before the train's passage, killing seven people and injuring dozens, rescue services said.
The freak nature of the accident was underlined when rail investigators later revealed that the train had been running 10 minutes late as it approached the metal bridge near Studenka in the northwest of the country.

Has anyone else noticed the irony of these heavy metal freaks being literally killed by metal? Jesus' sense of humour cracks me up sometimes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Prayer of Thanks to Brother Eliot Mayfield

I'd like to announce that we have an opening for a missionary position in communist checkerslovalkian. Send your True Christian™ resume to me at the email address at the bottom of my signature. No joos need apply.

Is Brother Eliot retiring?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Prayer of Thanks to Brother Eliot Mayfield

I'd like to announce that we have an opening for a missionary position in communist checkerslovalkian. Send your True Christian™ resume to me at the email address at the bottom of my signature. No joos need apply.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: A Prayer of Thanks to Brother Eliot Mayfield

(Despite the headline, there is nothing “Freakish” about the crash.)

I took it as a redundant adjective, as in "Dirty hippy protesters block aid to American heroes."

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Can I ask you to place your hands together for a prayer of gratitude for the work of Brother Eliot Mayfield, Missionary to the commies? I ask this as, prior to his arrival in Check-O’Slovenia, God had taken little interest in the country and the nefarious doings of its Godless inhabitants.

Now He has seen fit to give a warning to the Checks that Heavy Metal Music is a step too far towards the worship of other gods and He organized a train crash for Satanists, killing several Iron Maiden acolytes on their way to a gathering and maiming many others.

We thank The Lord for acknowledging Brother Eliot’s work in bringing the situation to His attention and pray that the publicity will serve as a warning and lesson and that True Christianity™ will find its proper place in the hearts of the Check-O’Slovenian people.

(Despite the headline, there is nothing “Freakish” about the crash.)

Freak Czech train crash kills seven

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PRAGUE (AFP) — An express train crashed Friday into a Czech road bridge which collapsed during construction seconds before the train's passage, killing seven people and injuring dozens, rescue services said.
The freak nature of the accident was underlined when rail investigators later revealed that the train had been running 10 minutes late as it approached the metal bridge near Studenka in the northwest of the country.
[…]
An interior ministry spokeswoman said the train was carrying 123 people, including a large group of Czech, Polish and Slovakian youths making for a rock concert by British heavy metal band Iron Maiden at a Prague football stadium on Friday night.