Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

Praise be to Jesus, the Almighty Forgiver! "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness." 1 John 1:9

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

PRAISE REPORT:

My uncle has relinquished his membership in the church of Scientology thanks to Jesus hearing my prayers. Aunt Vandalia says that he attended Wednesday night prayer meeting with her and publicly acknowledged his sins as he gave his heart to God. Auntie Vandie is just ecstatic and the two of them are going to move away from Florida since they are now being stalked by members of the cult - in fact, they had vandalism against their home last night. Someone marked in huge lettering: BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF LRH on their garage.

But still, Uncle Granville's soul is safe and I rejoice in answered prayer.

GLORY!
NRL

[DemonThinker96]

Re: Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

Praying won't do anything. As ***profanity removed by moderator*** up as Scientology is, let your uncle have his beliefs, he'll come to his senses........or not.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

To refuse to pray for my dear uncle is just wrong on so many levels. I will pray for him regardless of whether you do or not. I want to see him in Heaven praising God forever and ever.

All of us have a relative or two that strays from the fold. Remember, I, too, had a lapse where I had to spend a period of isolation under heavy counseling and exorcism not that long ago. Praises to God that Dr. Niles was there to assist during my time of need.

In Jesus,
NRL

That's fine, little miss. You do as you like. I have it on excellent authority that Jesus doesn't hear the Prayers of women in any case.

No soul, you see.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

Sometimes, God works in mysterious ways.

Isaiah 45:15 Verily thou art a God that hidest thyself, O God of Israel, the Saviour.

I have heard that Mistress Cookie's holiday resort is up for sale:

It comes fully equipped including staff. Maybe it would suit you and your extended family.

Habakkuk 1:5 Behold ye among the heathen, and regard, and wonder marvellously: For I will work a work in your days,
Which ye will not believe, though it be told you.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

To refuse to pray for my dear uncle is just wrong on so many levels. I will pray for him regardless of whether you do or not. I want to see him in Heaven praising God forever and ever.

All of us have a relative or two that strays from the fold. Remember, I, too, had a lapse where I had to spend a period of isolation under heavy counseling and exorcism not that long ago. Praises to God that Dr. Niles was there to assist during my time of need.

In Jesus,
NRL

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

It certainly looks like it, Brother Jim. Thank goodness evolution is a lie, otherwise we would suspect our beloved Sister Naomi to have the mad "gene" as well!

That's true. And we would be very glad that she remains childless!

[Basilissa]

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What is it with your relatives? Are they all mad?

It certainly looks like it, Brother Jim. Thank goodness evolution is a lie, otherwise we would suspect our beloved Sister Naomi to have the mad "gene" as well!

[Esther B.]

Re: Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

Forgive me for my boldness, Sister, but I am incredibly worried about your family's tendency to stray from True Christianity™. I will be praying harder for you and your aunt, but not your uncle, as it would be wrong for me to go against Pastor Ezekiel's words. Once again, forgive me, Sister.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I don't think it matters if your uncle gives some of his money to the Scientologists - it's not as if it's a real religion. You can tell it's a 'made-up' religion because there are invisible creatures and a pre-history that is nothing like the real pre-history with the 6 days of creation and The Garden of Eden, the Flood, etc, etc.

The fact that Scientologists don't mention Jesus is not too important either - even I have gone for well over an hour without mentioning Jesus.

Just as long as he keeps up his tithing plan to Landover and spends the same amount of time praying to Jesus and marveling at His Wonders and Works.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

What is it with your relatives? Are they all mad?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for my Uncle Granville

We don't pray for Scientologists around here. What a waste of a prayer. I forbid it.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

My Auntie Vandalia called moments ago asking for prayers for her husband, my Uncle Granville. It seems that Granville has joined the Church of Scientology after having a reading done at one of the churches in Florida. He is trying to tell Auntie that Xenu is threatening the spiritual welfare of the world. This dictator of the Confederate Galaxy brought billions of people to Teegeeack (earth) millions of years ago, according to Uncle G, and these thetans have attached themselves to people here. Seems there was a DC8 involved.

Anyway, please pray that the Holy Ghost reaches into Granville's heart and shows him the folly of his ways.

NRL