Please Pray For My Urim And Thummim

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Please Pray For My Urim And Thummim

Did you have them after your mission to the Queers in NY City? Perhaps one of our brothers in that godless city could check the back rooms for you. No doubt you ministered to hundreds that weekend. I pray they haven't been made into ear baubles for some queen.

Hoping they'll soon turn up,
NRL

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Please Pray For My Urim And Thummim

I don't understand how we're supposed to locate your urim and thummim without the help of a urim and thummim. Are we supposed to just blindly grope around in the dark??

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Please Pray For My Urim And Thummim

I see people are selling what is fake Urim and Thummin openly on the Internet! This garbage is never going to divine the Will of The Lord of Hosts. I would urge all members of the congregation of Landover keep an eye on ebay: it's a thieves’ marketplace.

Now, if I remember correctly, on the one occasion I saw you use it (to determine if Obama were a foreign-born Muslim - and he is!!!), your Urim was in a Thummin (or is it the other way round? Check before posting this) is one of the three originals crafted by of Nehat of Golgotha. The whole was of gold inlaid with ivory, and silver secured in place by bdellium, while diamonds, sapphires, rubies and carbuncles depicted the most tasteful image of the burning of Jephthah's daughter. The whole Urim/Thummin is about one foot cube and secured by a facsimile of Christ's Foreskin serving as a clasp. Of the Urim dice, one is lapiz and gold, the other is of ivory and tiger's-eye and weighed about 24 ounces each.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray For My Urim And Thummim

Praying

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters in Christ; I have misplaced my Urim and Thummim. Either that or someone stole them. I mean the real ones from the Holy Bible, not some fake reproduction.

Please Pray for their return. I need them.