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  • Please pray for Mudslimes babies

    If we strap suicide vests to Mudslime babies at birth, we'd send them all to their "virgins" before they knew what to do with them, thereby saving the "virgins" an ordeal they could no doubt do without, and ridding the planet of an evil curse.

    The younger the better, I say.

    Not that I, or Jesus, would want to witness any of it.

    Genesis 21:16 And she went, and sat her down over against him a good way off, as it were a bowshot: for she said, Let me not see the death of the child. And she sat over against him, and lift up her voice, and wept.

    Numbers 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.


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    Re: Please pray for Mudslimes babies

    I'm with you here Brother Glass. It would seem to me that an enlightened immigration policy that everyone could agree on is to provide one-way tickets to any mooselimb here in the Godly US who wants to strap on one of those belts and blow himself up in the Islamic country of his choice - whether ISIS, Sheite, or Sunni (we won't discriminate).

    As far as Christian suicide bombers are concerned, the silly atheists like to point to Samson. While Samson did polish off a goodly number of God's enemies (the Philistines), he had his own problems with fraternizing with God's enemies and was righteously punished by God.

    And Samson said unto the lad that held him by the hand, Suffer me that I may feel the pillars whereupon the house standeth, that I may lean upon them.

    Now the house was full of men and women; and all the lords of the Philistines were there; and there were upon the roof about three thousand men and women, that beheld while Samson made sport.

    And Samson called unto the Lord, and said, O Lord God, remember me, I pray thee, and strengthen me, I pray thee, only this once, O God, that I may be at once avenged of the Philistines for my two eyes.

    And Samson took hold of the two middle pillars upon which the house stood, and on which it was borne up, of the one with his right hand, and of the other with his left.

    And Samson said, Let me die with the Philistines. And he bowed himself with all his might; and the house fell upon the lords, and upon all the people that were therein. So the dead which he slew at his death were more than they which he slew in his life.

    - Judges 16:26-30
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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      Re: Please pray for Mudslimes babies

      This is incredible. I know the Lord can be efficient, but I didn't expect such a quick response.

      It seems 3 women and their 9 children have hopped on a plane to Syria to be blown to pieces by IS.

      Aged between 3 to 15, they're not babies, but maybe their aren't any exploding vests small enough for infants. Yet.




      Matthew 7:7 - Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you

      Matthew 7:7 - For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened

      Numbers 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

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