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  • Vessel of Christ
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    Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    No, no, no, my beautiful friend, I'm saying I feel as if I'm floating on a cloud!

    You really should try some of this oxycontin stuff. It's like a little miracle pill!
    Try combining that oxycontin with a little bit of alcohol, and a lot of adderall. I Can swing by your house in a bit FM I'm in the area. PM me, and ill swing by with adderall, and jonny walker blue.

    We can read scripture together while were in the clouds.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    No, no, no, my beautiful friend, I'm saying I feel as if I'm floating on a cloud!

    You really should try some of this oxycontin stuff. It's like a little miracle pill!

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  • Roland
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    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    This is how I feel right now


    You are experiencing huge farts? You should have stuck with the beer.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    This is how I feel right now


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  • Roland
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    Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    You guys, oxycontin is a wonderful gift from a loving God! I had not realized how much pain and anger I had in my life, but taking this oxy has allowed me to just let go of all of that an allow Christ's love to flow through me. Why didn't I try this sooner? I feel like I'm floating on a cloud!
    Hello FM,

    My humble opinion: You should have kept with the beer. Good luck with your next hangover. You are going beyond my expertise.

    Kind regards,

    Roland

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  • Faith_Machine
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    You guys, oxycontin is a wonderful gift from a loving God! I had not realized how much pain and anger I had in my life, but taking this oxy has allowed me to just let go of all of that an allow Christ's love to flow through me. Why didn't I try this sooner? I feel like I'm floating on a cloud!

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Ooo-weeee! Why didn't I try this stuff before? Brother, I am feeling no pain!

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  • I Man Rastafari
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    Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Thank you, I have a man brining me "oxy" within the half hour.

    No do not do it. That is part of the white mans plan to steal your soul.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    Friend, I can highly recommend opiates to solve your alcohol problems. Your hangover will melt right away.
    Thank you, I have a man brining me "oxy" within the half hour.

    Praise the Lord.

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  • I Man Rastafari
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    Jah is opposed to strong drink. Romans 14:21 is one place you can find guidance. The rascals in my own country which is Jamaica drink rum and Red Stripe beer and they eat the white mans pig and they eat of the chicken but they will not be everliving.

    Ganja will lift you up but alcohol is the Devils brew.

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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
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    Friend, I can highly recommend opiates to solve your alcohol problems. Your hangover will melt right away.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Trying to go back to sleep

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  • Nobar King
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    Brother FM, I think this hangover is going to last the whole year.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Tried to drink water but it all came right back up.

    Head pounding

    I want this over RIGHT NOW.

    Everybody pray harder!

    Ohhhhbb God

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  • Roland
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    Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    I started drinking a couple days ago when I learned Justice Antonin Scalia had died, and I guess I must have blacked out, cause I don't remember much of anything.

    But boy, oh boy, do I feel like crap: dry heaves, pounding headache, dehydration, the whole nine yards.
    Hello FM,

    As somewhat of an expert in this field I might be able to help out. From experience I know that drinking a few beers greatly reduces the symptoms you experience. Hope this is helpful.

    Kind regards,

    Roland

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