Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

[Arethusa]

Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

But the reason the Republicans haven't achieved complete and total success in Iraq so far is because of the Democrats sabotaging our troops' morale in the first place. Nevertheless, there may be something in your interpretation, in which case we can all expect to be raptured very shortly, to watch from Heaven as the Whore of Babylon (Hitlery Clinton) and the Antichrist (Poppa Benedickt, naturally) are given their turn to reign over the earth, until Jesus comes back to smite them. Glory!

Wouldn't Paris Hilton make a better Whore of Babylon? She has surely got Clinton beat for the "Whore" title.

Every time someone has a defeatist attitude, you undermine our troops' resolve. Do you hate our troops? I imagine you meant to say that God is punishing the demoncrats for not supporting our troops (ie for helping the terrorists).

I love soldiers, no doubt about that. If anyone is undermining the troops it's those evil Republicans who want the army to make a graceful exit!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

Maybe Jesus wants him to get better, to punish the Republicans for not winning the Iraq war. What about that interpretation?

Sister, I fear I must disagree with you -- we *are* winning the War in Iraq (a.k.a. The War on Terror a.k.a. The Long War).

We're winning and we will win....

Every time someone has a defeatist attitude, you undermine our troops' resolve. Do you hate our troops? I imagine you meant to say that God is punishing the demoncrats for not supporting our troops (ie for helping the terrorists).

[see_the_light]

Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

Maybe Jesus wants him to get better, to punish the Republicans for not winning the Iraq war. What about that interpretation?

I would say that, at most, HE is punishing those half-hearted Republicans whose heart and brain has become soft through the skillful deceipt of Satan and the lull of sweet tonged LIEberal and DEMONcrats.

THE LORD might be teaching them a lesson, but it is most unfair to TRUE CHRISTIAN REPUBLICANS who have whole-heartedly tried to teach those goat-loving mu-slimes not to mess with the USA and CHRIST OUR SAVIOUR!

But it is HIS RIGHT if HE so chose!
(It is not for us to know and least of all second guess OUR LORD)

PRAISE JESUS!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

Maybe Jesus wants him to get better, to punish the Republicans for not winning the Iraq war. What about that interpretation?

But the reason the Republicans haven't achieved complete and total success in Iraq so far is because of the Democrats sabotaging our troops' morale in the first place. Nevertheless, there may be something in your interpretation, in which case we can all expect to be raptured very shortly, to watch from Heaven as the Whore of Babylon (Hitlery Clinton) and the Antichrist (Poppa Benedickt, naturally) are given their turn to reign over the earth, until Jesus comes back to smite them. Glory!

[Arethusa]

Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

Maybe Jesus wants him to get better, to punish the Republicans for not winning the Iraq war. What about that interpretation?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

Bad news, Prayer Warriors. It appears that satan's evil designs are winning out. The demoncrat is beginning to recover.

Please, help us honor Jesus and our Godly president GWB by doubling up on your prayers to smite this demonic senator quickly! Jesus wants a GOP majority in the senate for His birthday. PRAY HARDER!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

GLORY!!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

"routine" brain surgery. Right. It's like something you do everyday!
"Hey Doc, time for my semi-annual brain surgery!"

God could smack some people upside the head and they'd still deny he exists!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

It seems that this demoncrat's pot-smoking fun-loving has finally caught up with him. And, of course, the mainstream media is falling all over themselves trying to avoid admitting that God has smitten them: first he DID have a stroke, then he DIDN'T but, just to be safe he IS having "routine brain surgery". I think its all a smoke-screen to avoid dealing with the Truth.

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, I am so excited, it's as if GOD Himself may have intervened and saved our senate! I heard on FoxNews that if the bad old Democrat from South Dakota dies or is incapacitated, the Republican governor of SD will be able to appoint a Republican replacement senator! I think a prayer is in order...

Dear Lord, please help the only party ordained by you (the GOP of course) by zapping the wits out of that bad old Demoncrat, Senator Tim Johnson, so that you may again have a majority government. amen!