[handmaiden]

Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die

. . . if you will show me in my post where I said what YOU said, I will fall on my face and let this congregation stone me to death.


BrotherLarry

Wouldn't face up be better? For some reason I think that it would over sooner if the stones hit you in the face. I could be wrong; I'm not a doctor, after all. Or a man.


Maybe, being bashed on the back of the head is more effectively lethal. There's there is the matter of wanting to protect your fine, manly face--for the funeral, of course.


If I can't be there in person, I will don my most flattering black dress and my pearls. I hope you won't mind if I stick with kitten heels and not stilettos. I want to look nice, not break an ankle.


Either way, there will be tears.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die

Prayers and condolences to you, brother. I'll pray that your Father sees the glowing light of God and His radiance, not the light from the fires of hell.

[TheFurFag]

Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die

It's another example of a person who denies their sin. People like you are always caught with their pants down in sin. Jesus sees this even if you don't.


I don't know your heart at all, nor do I care. I read your words and assume they reflect what you believe. I do know the Word of God, however. It would appear as if you are not so familiar with the very source of the faith you profess to believe in.



Kindly read the information for newcomers.



You don't, dear. You will forever serve as example of the kind of ridiculousness you liberals pass off as Christianity. The gaping holes in your logic, the absurdity of your beliefs, the ignorance of your faith will all serve as an example of What Not To Be for years and years to come.

Glory!


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[Alvin Moss]

Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die

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Strong language is never welcome.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die

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Whoah Neddy,


That's not very nice. How would you like it if someone came into your house, crapped all over the floor, urinated on the door frames, emptied the fridge and then has the audacity to ask why they get kicked out? Wake up bub, this is about saving your immortal soul. Burning and being abused by Satan and his hairy minions is not what you want, is it?


I pray that you see the light at the end of the demon's fudge tunnel that you are currently trapped in.


YIC
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