[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Brother Asshat,

I had to vote against you because you are attracted to those worthless harlots, the Olsen Twins.

A much better choice would have been the Gaede twins:

Mein Gott!
Well, Landover, it's official, you MIGHT not be the craziest people on earth anymore.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Mein Gott!
Well, Landover, it's official, you MIGHT not be the craziest people on earth anymore.

What are you implying about these young girls? Are some kind of black supremacist? Do you think that we should help the struggling black man get back on his feet after 146 years of freedom? How long does it take? You should be ashamed of yourself. You sicken me.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Are you a Nazi ?

Mein Gott!
Well, Landover, it's official, you MIGHT not be the craziest people on earth anymore.

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Mein Gott!
Well, Landover, it's official, you MIGHT not be the craziest people on earth anymore.

Shame on you! Lynx and Lamb Gaede are two very beautiful young ladies. Much more lovely than those skanky Olsen twins:




Also, they have received an EXCELLENT home school education.

For example, there is this wonderful poem by a 10 year old Lynx:

What Must Be Done

Fire and rage burn inside
But I will hold on to my pride.
My race and my family make me brave -
They are all I want; I do not crave.

We will fight for what we believe;
Our land we will retrieve.
Our race is Nature's Finest,
So I can't understand people's blindness.

All the mud races must be banished,
For look at the world they have damaged.
Look around and what do I see?
Ugly brown faces staring at me.

Our people must look like my mom and dad.
They don't now and that makes me mad.
We don't want to be mongrelized,
We want to be Nature's Finest down deep inside.

Now sit down and think of what I just said;
Remember our Cause until you are dead.
Hope what I wish comes true,
And that people come to look like me and you.

I am proud of what I just wrote,
And now I will go and read it to my Folk.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Shame on you! Lynx and Lamb Gaede are two very beautiful young ladies. Much more lovely than those skanky Olsen twins:

Beautiful young ladies? Yes, they are beautiful on the outside. On the inside? Ugh!
On a related note, notice they mentioned mom and grandpa? No dad? Did she chase daddy away? Wouldn't surprise me; I wouldn't want to listen to her racist crap, either. I'm forced to agree with the LBC opinion in her case: the woman should just shut the hell up!
Honestly, I'm surprised a family as crazy as that still manages to find anyone to reproduce with. I'm guessing there's alot of inbreeding with people like that.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Shame on you! Lynx and Lamb Gaede are two very beautiful young ladies. Much more lovely than those skanky Olsen twins:




Also, they have received an EXCELLENT home school education.

For example, there is this wonderful poem by a 10 year old Lynx:

What Must Be Done

Fire and rage burn inside
But I will hold on to my pride.
My race and my family make me brave -
They are all I want; I do not crave.

We will fight for what we believe;
Our land we will retrieve.
Our race is Nature's Finest,
So I can't understand people's blindness.

All the mud races must be banished,
For look at the world they have damaged.
Look around and what do I see?
Ugly brown faces staring at me.

Our people must look like my mom and dad.
They don't now and that makes me mad.
We don't want to be mongrelized,
We want to be Nature's Finest down deep inside.

Now sit down and think of what I just said;
Remember our Cause until you are dead.
Hope what I wish comes true,
And that people come to look like me and you.

I am proud of what I just wrote,
And now I will go and read it to my Folk.

What wonderful children. Their parents have my highest regards. Does anyone know if the Gaede family are True Christians(tm)?

[Brother Terrence]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Maybe asshat, if you knew your role, and didn't need external validation, you would someday be "promoted" by your peers here. I on the other hand will continue to follow the lead blindly, and obey. And someday perhaps He will see fit to grant me membership into this esteemed group of True Christians.

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

I just can't get enough of the Gaede twins! Here's another wholesome song by those little vixens, "Skinhead Boy":

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Why yes, Reverend, I Believe it is. He's on his Cell Phone, trying to 'hit on' the Capt'n (shown up front, in the purple shirt. Whether this was Before or After this "weighty loss," The Christ knows I cannot tell).

Perhaps the two of them, now, are plotting Rat Attack 2008 ("RA8")
upon our Godly Board. Sad, isn't it?

It's horrifying, Sister! Which Captain do you think he's preparing to hit on? Captain A, or the other Captain A?

The perverts assaulting this board are as bad as these vicious attacks on the Gaede twins!