Please help me, for the love of God...

[Jean Poole]

Re: Please help me, for the love of God...

Someone's on the road to hell.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Please help me, for the love of God...

You're simply being punished for giving in to your carnal desires. I think it's safe to say that you'll be further punished by catching the AIDS if you keep up your lustful activities. These health problems are par for the course for heathens. I'm an old man and I can still perform my manly duties with my wife!

[Tothix]

Re: Please help me, for the love of God...

You sir are my hero lol made me laugh my ass off. Try this.

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[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Please help me, for the love of God...

You should be happy the Lord even gave you a tallywacker, you pervert.

[TheChristianAtheist]

OK well, let me first start out by saying that I absolutely love sex. I just can't get enough. I enjoy doing it practically every day with as many women as I can. Sometimes I try different positions, and go on for hours on end.

Here's my problem: I think I've tired out my.. uhh.. "manly parts".

I can't get an erection no matter how hard I try or how much I want to have sexual relations with whoever it is that night.

Has anyone else had this problem? I read in the Bible that it's OK to reproduce with other people if your wife isn't fertile enough.. So I tried my sister-in-law. And that's when it happened.

I really need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!