[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

It may be a laughing matter, or it may be something more sinister entirely. Look at what Collinslaw posted on his profile. His interests include:

• "Reading the Holy Bible" - telling us what we want to hear
• "Swimming" - blacks can't swim!
• And, most dubious of all, "working for a living" - I don't really need to elaborate on this.

He also claims to be a lawyer. A lawyer? In Nigeria? Do they even have laws there? Do they even wear clothes?

This was the multi-talented man who claimed to be both an immigration lawyer and an inheritance lawyer and then mysteriously disappeared?


(Brother, I really wish you hadn't mentioned the possibility that he doesn't wear clothes, as I now feel quite unwell.)

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

^he has bad grammar like the Nigerian prince. Very suspicious.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=66288

I know - just imagine writing "ph" as "f"!

It may be a laughing matter, or it may be something more sinister entirely. Look at what Collinslaw posted on his profile. His interests include:

• "Reading the Holy Bible" - telling us what we want to hear
• "Swimming" - blacks can't swim!
• And, most dubious of all, "working for a living" - I don't really need to elaborate on this.

He also claims to be a lawyer. A lawyer? In Nigeria? Do they even have laws there? Do they even wear clothes?

Collin Slaw's story is as full of holes as christiandad's is. I'm highly suspicious and beginning to think that a Satanic conspiracy may be afoot.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

Very suspicious.

I know - just imagine writing "ph" as "f"!

[BibleReader2231]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

^he has bad grammar like the Nigerian prince. Very suspicious.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=66288

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

So, here's what we know about christiandad:

• He has either seven, five, or four children (his introduction is poorly written). There is also a nephew thrown into the mix somewhere.

Oh, is that what he meant by a nefew?

[Isabella White]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

So, here's what we know about christiandad:

• He has either seven, five, or four children (his introduction is poorly written). There is also a nephew thrown into the mix somewhere.
• The Lord in His mercy struck his wife dead eight years ago.
• His nephew is a homosexual and a malevolent presence in his household.
• He is a fluffy bunny "Christian."
• He has trouble following directions and is deeply selfish, impatient, and rude.

I'll give him a prayer. Just one. However, I doubt that he'll ever darken our doorstep again, which means he's almost certainly doomed to Hell.

Oh, dear blessed Brother Lukes: Between you and me, I think this "nephew", the homersexualistic one, is code for "lover". Yes; yes, indeed. I'm not 84 years of age for nothing, you know.
A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

So, here's what we know about christiandad:

• He has either seven, five, or four children (his introduction is poorly written). There is also a nephew thrown into the mix somewhere.
• The Lord in His mercy struck his wife dead eight years ago.
• His nephew is a homosexual and a malevolent presence in his household.
• He is a fluffy bunny "Christian."
• He has trouble following directions and is deeply selfish, impatient, and rude.

I'll give him a prayer. Just one. However, I doubt that he'll ever darken our doorstep again, which means he's almost certainly doomed to Hell.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

Sister Mitza, it is a testament to your sweet nature that you should do this, even in the knowledge that he considers himself too important to read your post. Unfortunately I have no room in my busy prayer schedule for him at this time, so can only offer him the advice* of Sophocles:

No good e'er comes of leisure purposeless; And heaven ne'er helps the men who will not act.

* Though of course Sophocles wrote it in Greek.

[Isabella White]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

why pray for someone who called True Christians™️ idiots? I think his soul might be beyond saving. You have a huge heart for still wanting to hear his plea after that. God surely has a special place in heaven for you <3.

Exactly so, my dear Sister Maxine! I gave that ingrate the short end of my cane when I'd read that he referred to the servants at as "idiots". Doing so has exposed that "Christian" man as being anything other than a , and he will reap the wrath of Almighty for doing so!

Matthew 5:22 "But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."

A blessed day to you, dear Sister Maxine,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

You are so humble, Dear Brother Larry!

I know.

[Dana723]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

You are so humble, Dear Brother Larry!

[BibleReader2231]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

why pray for someone who called True Christians™️ idiots? I think his soul might be beyond saving. You have a huge heart for still wanting to hear his plea after that. God surely has a special place in heaven for you <3.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

Thank you.

No need to thank me, Sister. I will kneel for any man in need of my prayerful service. I will prostrate myself before the LORD GOD whenever I see a man seeking comfort. I will open my arms wide for the lost and the lonely.


Yes, I am a loving and caring certified equine gnathologist, but more importantly, I am a servant. So, no need to praise me for my kindness, my devotion to others. No need to mention the countless hours I've spent doing good for my fellow man. I don't want anyone to give me glory for the donations of money and time that I provide on a daily basis.


And please don't bring up the selfless sacrifices I've made for mankind in other countries, literally pulling them to their knees at times as I dedicate myself to making hell's fires as low as possible. No, I don't want this congregation to hold me in esteem. I may not know anyone as handsome, intelligent, well built or educated as I am, but that's between me and my God Who created me. I hope everyone will continue to think of me as just another pilgrim on our journey to the Promised Land. Hallelujah!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

Thank you.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: A Christian widower is concerned

On my knees for this man.