DON'T Pray for my move to the UK

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: DON'T Pray for my move to the UK

DO pray that I decide where to move

I have accepted your prayer request. Equine gnathology would seem to be in demand over there, in the United Kingdom, particularly among the social elites where I'm certain your skills would be appreciated. Avoid the industrial heartlands and I'm sure you'll be fine.

[Isabella White]

Re: DON'T Pray for my move to the UK

I am quite worried about you, Brother Larry. You seem to be aimless, not knowing what to do. Put your trust in God and that he will lead you to the right gay community in which to convert those homers. Perhaps you should still take up Sister Isabella White's offer of her darling pink house?

Oh, dear Sister Dana: A very good evening to you, Dear. Between you, me and the fence-post, I am quite worried about our beloved Brother Larry. As Dr. Toole has so kindly noted, perhaps it's time for Brother Larry to "up" his meds -- or, at least, go for a meds review. I'm afraid he's been terribly erratic as of late, and I can sense his mood swings are concerning many of us here at . Mind you, I recognized the symptoms much earlier, when he said he could clean my priceless Victorian epergnes with bleach and sandpaper! So, I'm afraid the chance of staying with me in my lovely pink house is no longer offered. I'm wondering, rather, if he should consider a stay at Bellevue in New York?

A blessed evening to you, dear Sister Dana.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Dana723]

Re: DON'T Pray for my move to the UK

I am quite worried about you, Brother Larry. You seem to be aimless, not knowing what to do. Put your trust in God and that he will lead you to the right gay community in which to convert those homers. Perhaps you should still take up Sister Isabella White's offer of her darling pink house?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: DON'T Pray for my move to the UK

Lazza, I think it's time to up the meds. This is... what, the fourth post you've done like this. Be strong, we'll pray for you (by "we" I don't necessarily me). God will hear.

[BrotherLarry]

Don't bother praying and fasting for what isn't going to happen. It would be uncouth of me, being a young, handsome, intelligent, well-built, educated and humble certified equine gnathologist to go into the reasons for this change but let's just say certain individuals reneged on what could have been the perfect opportunity for them. I'll be suing them for breach of contract, probably.


DO pray that I decide where to move soon. I know you're all waiting with outrageous anticipation.