Pray for Ron Jeremy

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Today I was saddened to learn that authorities in Los Angeles decided to charge XXX Church associate Ron Jeremy "with 20 new counts of sexual assault involving 13 victims".

I tend to agree with the young Pastor in the video that Jesus would prefer to spend more time at porn shows than at Church conference. Just like our Pastors. Imagine all the dirty sluts degrading themselves because they have to bare souls wide open ready to be saved. Mr. Jeremy was only too pleased to oblige them. The Lord and Savior himself would likely also have plunged right into those tender 'ssoles to claim them as Christians. Pray for Ron right now.

[Didymus Much]

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Don't have heroes, kids.

They always turn out to be humans.

[WWJDnow]

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As a Christian, I can't condone Ron Jeremy's pornographic lifestyle. I know that Jesus said, "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man" in Matthew 15:11. But I really don't think He had in mind putting your own tallywacker in your mouth in the way Mr. Jeremy does. Plus, as a Jew, Mr. Jeremy is doomed to an eternity in Hell if he doesn't repent his sins and accept Jesus into his heart.

Nevertheless, the 15 year old girl that Mr. Jeremy allegedly sexually assaulted sounds like a real whore of Babylon to me, just like the underaged girl who tempted Prince Andrew. We need to put the blame where it belongs, on these teenaged harlots who keep tempting famous and powerful men.

[Basilissa]

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But I really don't think He had in mind putting your own tallywacker in your mouth in the way Mr. Jeremy does.

I am ashamed of having read this thread (it really should have been posted in the Men Only section!), and I'm ashamed of my curiosity, but I have to ask: how is that even possible? Mr. Jeremy must be very, um, flexible in order to achieve a feat like that!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I am ashamed of having read this thread (it really should have been posted in the Men Only section!), and I'm ashamed of my curiosity, but I have to ask: how is that even possible? Mr. Jeremy must be very, um, flexible in order to achieve a feat like that!

I understand your concerns about praying for a Jew but let me assure you that this post belongs squarely in Prayer Requests. The big tent formed around the risen Christ has space for all sinners, including a (I'm going to guess) lapsed Jew as long as they have the ability to fall on their knees and worship. The Lord and Savior of Mankind has no problem accepting other religions' sloppy seconds.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Best we pray for this man of the faith. Best, also, we don't pass judgement until we know who tempted him and why.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Best we pray for this man of the faith. Best, also, we don't pass judgement until we know who tempted him and why.

Exactly Mr. Mayor. And 20 is not even that many nowadays.

[Philemon]

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Best we pray for this man of the faith. Best, also, we don't pass judgement until we know who tempted him and why.

Ronald Jeremy Hyatt was a blessing for ugly men. He made them believe that even they could be successful in the romantic discipline of physical anthropology.


Praying for him


yic,


phil

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Ronald Jeremy Hyatt was a blessing for ugly men. He made them believe that even they could be successful in the romantic discipline of physical anthropology.

What on earth are you talking about? Mr. Jeremy is a man of faith under attack by feminazis at the Rainbow Bar and Grill. To be honest, I don't know what they see in him but a former bar manager witnessed first hand how he was mobbed by dozens of female fans each night. That's ladies for you.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8464363/Bar-manager-says-Ron-Jeremy-groper-hes-no-rapist.html

Praying for him

Well you got that part right

[Basilissa]

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the romantic discipline of physical anthropology.

Wait, I thought anthropologists only groped apes and other naked savages?.... Oh, OK, I see your point.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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People are claiming that Ron Jeremy is a sex crazed lunatic now? What sort of proof would the lame stream media have? This is simply a repeat of the shaming Brett Kavanaugh had to endure during his confirmation hearing. I’ll believe it when I see the proof (which I haven’t seen!)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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His belly is huge, I'm surprised he could even see it.

Well it is huge, as you just said. Is this some kind of "in joke" I don't get?!

[James Hutchins]

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Mr. Jeremy has extended his hospitality to me many times and not once, to my recollection, has he raped me. You'd think, if a person was to be raped, they would want to rape me, a 6'6" tall, 2% body fat man that can easily bench 275#.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Time does truly fly in lockdown! Can you believe it's been 6 months since poor Mr. Jeremy was put in a correctional facility awaiting trial? I have a few additional details on his situation:

Several of the allegations relate to his appearances at fan conventions, alleging that he would grope and insert his fingers into attendees without their consent.
...
Jeremy posted his response to the charges on Twitter saying : "I am innocent of all charges. I can’t wait to prove my innocence in court!"

We're all waiting with you, Mr. Jeremy. Just a few more weeks months time to go, and remember keep those handsies out of trouble!

[Addonai]

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Another poor man obligged by Cancel Culture