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  • Pray for drought in Utah

    Earlier this month, Governor Spencer of Utah prayed for rain to end a State-wide drought. And it rained. Sounds great, like something a Christian would do, right? Wrong. Governor Spencer believes in the made-up fairy God of the Latter Day Saints. Need I remind True Christians™ of Deuteronomy 13:1-5?

    1 If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder,
    2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them;
    3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the Lord your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul.
    4 Ye shall walk after the Lord your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.
    5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the Lord your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the Lord thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.

    Of course, that would be illegal (for now ) so let's instead show Governor Spencer who the real God is by calling on a demonstration of His power. Pray that the State of Utah be disentangled from the witchcraft brought upon it by Governor Spencer. Pray for drought to disperse the sinful water. Pray for record hot Summer temperatures and for wailing and gnashing of teeth. Pray for Governor Spencer to waste taxpayer resources looking foolish by making further unrequited pleas to his false non-god.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    Re: Pray for drought in Utah

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    Earlier this month, Governor Spencer of Utah prayed for rain to end a State-wide drought. And it rained. Sounds great, like something a Christian would do, right? Wrong. Governor Spencer believes in the made-up fairy God of the Latter Day Saints. Need I remind True Christians™ of Deuteronomy 13:1-5?
    Every True Christian™ knows a Mormon praying is a Mormon talking to himself. Gay friendly Utah is suffering the wrath of God for its bath houses and rainbow flags.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for drought in Utah

      Praying as instructed.



      This witchdoctor with his rain dance will meet justice.
      READ THE BIBLE

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for drought in Utah

        Mormons are no more Christian than Muslims or Jews. This guy Spencer is a RINO just like Romney. Damn them all to Hell.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for drought in Utah

          Where's your God now, mormons???
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          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for drought in Utah

            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
            Where's your God now, mormons???

            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for drought in Utah

              Praying!

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for drought in Utah

                Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                Where's your God now, mormons???
                What happened yesterday, Thursday June 30th? According to that chart, there was no temperature at all!
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for drought in Utah

                  Sister, I have no news about the missing information - perhaps it is just God's way of telling Utah to stop waiting on false idols? We'll never know. Speaking of Utah, it was another day of Victory for Jesus with scorching temperatures in the high 90s again, full sun, no shade. Just how Satan likes it, and Gov Spencer too I would have to presume.

                  If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for drought in Utah

                    They pray to Satan so Satan made it rain. He wants to keep them alive so they can pervert good Christians!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for drought in Utah

                      Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                      Sister, I have no news about the missing information - perhaps it is just God's way of telling Utah to stop waiting on false idols? We'll never know. Speaking of Utah, it was another day of Victory for Jesus with scorching temperatures in the high 90s again, full sun, no shade. Just how Satan likes it, and Gov Spencer too I would have to presume.
                      God made it pretty clear when He put a big saltwater lake in the middle of a scorched wasteland that He didn't want anyone or anything living out in Utah (or "Deseret" as the local cultists call it). Figures that Brigham Young headed straight there when the forces of law and order expelled the Mormons from civilization.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        Re: Pray for drought in Utah

                        The Mormons didn't exactly get kicked out of civilization, but they were kicked out of the Godly United States in 1847 (what is now Utah was part of Mexico). They would have remained there if it wasn't for the Mexicans starting the Mexican-American war that we wound up owning it.

                        The Mormon problem just doesn't seem to go away, and I'm looking at getting Elon Musk to donate one of his rockets to send these magic underwear wearing RINO's and CINO's (Christian in Name Only) off to their favorite planet Kolob. Maybe we can get one of those Go-Fund-Me things to raise some funds.
                        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                        ...and get off my lawn
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                          Re: Pray for drought in Utah

                          Our prayers are working, warriors. Praise the Lord!

                          Great Salt Lake is 'in trouble' as level falls to lowest on record for second year in a row

                          Utah officials are now calling for "urgent action" to preserve the Great Salt Lake amid its third straight year of decline.
                          Hear that, Spencer? URGENT ACTION. When will he admit his error and be cleansed in Christ's holy water?
                          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray for drought in Utah

                            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                            Our prayers are working, warriors. Praise the Lord!

                            Hear that, Spencer? URGENT ACTION. When will he admit his error and be cleansed in Christ's holy water?
                            I don't know if this is scientifically sound, but when I see heat build up like it is doing in Mormon Utah, I think of an angry God. Mormons, give it up and you will get the rain you need.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              Re: Pray for drought in Utah

                              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                              I don't know if this is scientifically sound, but when I see heat build up like it is doing in Mormon Utah, I think of an angry God. Mormons, give it up and you will get the rain you need**.
                              ** IF their prayers are up to snuff. Low effort praise is like cheese whizz to God. He isn't here to solve problems, He's here to punish us for not worshipping Him.
                              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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