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  • #16
    Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

    Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
    Why should I hide who I am?
    That's a good question.
    Why do you?

    Sister Talitha

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    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • #17
      Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      If I'm sick of your emo whining, Bozo, I can just imagine how Jesus must feel having to hear every second of it. I'm trying to guide you onto a righteous path. Stop crying about it and let the Holy Spirit fill you!
      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Sister MM got an upgrade at the same time. Was it for her resounding rebukes, or were they the result of the promotion?
      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
      Congratulations on your promotion Sister M&M!

      YIC,
      Sayved
      Attn: Passtor M&M, Seems like I owe you so much already but can you use your godly editing power to keep monkey *filth deleted* off my thread? Then we can call it even. Yours for christ sake Don Bozo
      Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 10-06-2008, 11:17 PM. Reason: Watch the language!
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      • #18
        Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

        Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
        Sister Mary Maria,could I have my own forum title like Godly Democrat?
        How about "Oxy the moron"?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #19
          Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

          Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
          Spending all your time in the missionary position dosent make you a missionary any more than hangin out on the corner makes you a streetlamp. Best wishes Don Bozo
          If anyone brings light to her district, it's the lovely Mrs. Poole! You only wish you had such a white-hot glow in your neck of the woods, Bozo!
          Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
          Change my username to Obama 08,BarackObama,or Obama08 ,and finally, enable the option to replace my avatar.
          How about "O'Bomba"? Or maybe "Weatherman"? I like that one.

          Are you Bill Ayers?
          Thanks!You scratch my back and I scratch yours .Glory!
          How exactly would you help Sister M&Ms?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #20
            Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            If anyone brings light to her district, it's the lovely Mrs. Poole! You only wish you had such a white-hot glow in your neck of the woods, Bozo!
            Mother of 20 should be glowin like Chernobyl
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            • #21
              Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

              Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
              Sister Mary Maria,could I have my own forum title like Godly Democrat or anything POSITIVE?Additonally,could you change my username and avatar,pleeeeeeease???!!

              Change my username to Obama 08,BarackObama,or Obama08 ,and finally, enable the option to replace my avatar.

              Thanks!You scratch my back and I scratch yours .Glory!
              You are the most self-centered coon I've ever seen. Stop whining and take your medicine boy!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #22
                Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

                Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                Sister Mary Maria,could I have my own forum title like Godly Democrat or anything POSITIVE?Additonally,could you change my username and avatar,pleeeeeeease???!!

                Change my username to Obama 08,BarackObama,or Obama08 ,and finally, enable the option to replace my avatar.

                Thanks!You scratch my back and I scratch yours .Glory!
                And this is Senor Bozo's whining thread Osambo! Start your own simpering, whining, "pleeeeeeeaaseee"-filled thread.

                Or don't. Your request is not going to be fulfilled until you accept the burning love of Jesus into your black, nigra deathstyle heart!

                Are you still going to the awful PantyCoastal Church? We told you that you had to stop if you ever wanted to be a member, let alone a True Christian™.
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                • #23
                  Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  Congratulations on your promotion Sister M&M!
                  Thank you, and God bless you. That you are so on fire for the Lord is testament to the positive influence this little message board has.

                  Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                  Sister Mary Maria,could I have my own forum title like Godly Democrat or anything POSITIVE?Additonally,could you change my username and avatar,pleeeeeeease???!!

                  Change my username to Obama 08,BarackObama,or Obama08 ,and finally, enable the option to replace my avatar.

                  Thanks!You scratch my back and I scratch yours .Glory!
                  You're lucky I don't ban you outright, boy! I have to resist the urge every time I read one of your blasphemous, anti-American posts. AND I'M MARRIED! If you come anywhere near my back, my husband Mr. Whitford will have you so full of buckshot you'll be able swallow a watermelon whole and spit the seeds through the holes!

                  Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                  Attn: Passtor M&M, Seems like I owe you so much already but can you use your godly editing power to keep monkey *filth deleted* off my thread? Then we can call it even. Yours for christ sake Don Bozo
                  The correct spelling is "Pastor", and the title is only honorary due to my street preaching contributions and tireless work through the Ladies of Landover. No woman could ever be a real pastor as that isn't God's plan for us.
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                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post


                    The correct spelling is "Pastor", and the title is only honorary due to my street preaching contributions and tireless work through the Ladies of Landover. No woman could ever be a real pastor as that isn't God's plan for us.
                    So I should Stick with Sister M&M Ex papist smear(oops)bit%%(rats)wit%%(curse these mesican keyboards)wench? anything to make you happy sweetpea. Did you know Mary Maria is redundant? Luv Ewe
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                    • #25
                      Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

                      Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                      So I should Stick with Sister M&M Ex papist smear(oops)bit%%(rats)wit%%(curse these mesican keyboards)wench? anything to make you happy sweetpea. Did you know Mary Maria is redundant? Luv Ewe
                      You can stick with calling me Mrs. Whitford and that's it. And do you think I'm not aware of the name my Hell-bound papist parents saddled me with? I'm not the first to have it, and I won't be the last unless the Lord returns soon. Mary worshippers can't name their children after their false goddess enough. I thank Jesus every day that my parents didn't decide to call me "Mary Marie Maria".
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                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

                        Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                        Luv Ewe
                        Very nice touch, "Dandy Don" Bozo!
                        El Guapo

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                        • #27
                          Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          You can stick with calling me Mrs. Whitford and that's it. And do you think I'm not aware of the name my Hell-bound papist parents saddled me with? I'm not the first to have it, and I won't be the last unless the Lord returns soon. Mary worshippers can't name their children after their false goddess enough. I thank Jesus every day that my parents didn't decide to call me "Mary Marie Maria".
                          What? No rebuke? No points? Have we reached some sort of understanding?

                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                          Very nice touch, "Dandy Don" Bozo!
                          El Guapo
                          Thanks for the tip SU< mi bonita nina,seems to have worked.
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                          • #28
                            Re: Pray Sister Eminm develops a sense of humor and gets off my c

                            Originally posted by SU< View Post

                            Good thing you also got promoted to "Guapo" because even We Christian Ladies are not averse to "eye Candy"
                            Muchos Garcias SU< mi nina. But most afternoons when I wake up I look like Peanut Brittle.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

                              Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                              What? No rebuke? No points? Have we reached some sort of understanding?

                              Thanks for the tip SU< mi bonita nina,seems to have worked.
                              Ah, so all is well! Echole'!

                              And since she is no longer catlick, you know she won't be putting any Our Fathers or Hail Marys on you

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                              • #30
                                Re: Pray I listen to the lovely Sister Mary Maria

                                Originally posted by SU< View Post
                                Ah, so all is well! Echole'!

                                And since she is no longer catlick, you know she won't be putting any Our Fathers or Hail Marys on you
                                Hola Su< mi bonita nina. Well things were good for a day or two but she seems to have woke up on the wrong side of the cama today. Maybe you could put in a good word for me?
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