Please Pray My Infraction Dissipates

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Please Pray My Infraction Dissipates

Thank you for the tip, Sister Poole. I sent Pastor Zeek a personal apology message, as well. If it begins a conversation, I shall mention his eyes, for good measure.

Have you ever received infractions? How did you deal with the public SHAME??

[Jean Poole]

Re: Please Pray My Infraction Dissipates

I am glad that you realize your wrong and sinful ways, Mistress Cookie. I hear that if you comment on Pastor Zeke's bee-ewe-tiful eyes, he's more likely to be congenial to your cause.

[Mistress Cookie]

Brothers and sisters of Landover, it is with greatest shame and repentance I report that I acquired infraction points for posting about my neighbor's domestic conflict. I was merely seeking advice, but in describing my neighbors' bedroom scenario, it appears I was too graphic. (NO DIRTY WORDS WERE USED, HOWEVER)

I am humbly sorry to have subjected you fine church members to this wickedness, and if I do try to help my neighbor again, it will be by printing a flier detailing her situation, to distribute to the Menfolk of her church so that THEY might counsel her. It was perhaps vain to think that I, a fellow housewife, had anything to offer my neighbor in the first place.

My thanks to good Pastor Ezekiel for making me see the error of my presumptuous ways.

Amen.