URGENT!!! Prayers Needed for GODLY Brother McCain!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I guess Osamboy was trying to damn Senator McCain sending him some African djinns but our soon-to-be President was stronger and crashed them.

Amen sister. The DOF has been tracking Obama's voodoo magic spells, whammy, evil eye and mojo curses for weeks now. But President-to-be McCain has Jesus on his side! And our Landover Baptist Prayer Warriors have been hard at work protecting McCain from that ol' black magic each and every day!!

[Juliette]

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I guess Osamboy was trying to damn Senator McCain sending him some African djinns but our soon-to-be President was stronger and crashed them.

[ExGay Alex]

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If you need help finding a suitable prayer, you can check here and here.

This video should inspire you as well:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Senator McCain was gagging from the crack pipe fumes that Obama was smoking during the debates. He's okay now, thanks to our Prayer Warriors.

[Remy Lebeau]

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You have a very good point there Brother. I bet Osamby's hands are all greasy and sticky from eating fried chicken before the debate.

He may have just had a heart attack as well. It's no big deal because Cheney gets them all the time. It's Jesus's way of letting these godly men know He is with them so they don't have to worry about dying anytime soon.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I believe he was gagging from the germs he realized he had after shaking hands with that porch-monkey.

You have a very good point there Brother. I bet Osamby's hands are all greasy and sticky from eating fried chicken before the debate.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Oh No! I think Osambo's niggardly savage beast impulses wore off on Brother McCain after they shook hands last night.

He looks like he is about to rape Osambo or break out in some strange ooga booga Afreakan dance!

Please pray that the curse of the Magical Negroe wears off on Brother McCain SOON!!!

I believe he was gagging from the germs he realized he had after shaking hands with that porch-monkey.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Oh No! I think Osambo's niggardly savage beast impulses wore off on Brother McCain after they shook hands last night.

He looks like he is about to rape Osambo or break out in some strange ooga booga Afreakan dance!

Please pray that the curse of the Magical Negroe wears off of Brother McCain SOON!!!