Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

[Petal]

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ah lost a whole 2 pounds!!!

that be a good start, but lord God just tolded me that you lose 9 pounds every time you go to the bathrooms, an they not fat pounds niether they be real schmelly pounds

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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They serv the best Authentic Deep-Fried Mexican, Greek, Indian, Pizza, Steak, Burger an Chinese Buffet around! Not many places u can get EVERY typa food u lik, ALL Deep Fried!

That sounds perfectly HORRIBLE!



I'm glad we don't have one of those in Indiana. I'd have to lead a sit-in style boycott!

Pardon me, I need to grab some celery sticks.

[Captain_Asshat]

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Captain A, I'm pleased to tell you that I've gone the whole past week without breaking my healthy diet.

How about you? Have you given up sucking Cheez Wiz from the can, like we disgust (er, discussed)?

Yea Mister Rodirmer, and ah lost a whole 2 pounds too!!!

Tho' ah did put another 8 pounds back on at Los Porkers-All-You-Can-Eat Totally Everything Restraunt!

They serv the best Authentic Deep-Fried Mexican, Greek, Indian, Pizza, Steak, Burger an Chinese Buffet around! Not many places u can get EVERY typa food u lik, ALL Deep Fried!

Hey, at leat am tryin'.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Captain A, I'm pleased to tell you that I've gone the whole past week without breaking my healthy diet.

How about you? Have you given up sucking Cheez Wiz from the can, like we disgust (er, discussed)?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Thanks for your heartfelt outpouring of concern, Captain Assclown.

I admit, I did feast heartily on a jumbo pair of sticky buns after giving a rousing sermon this past Sunday, titled "Defending Against Obama: Gird Thyself in the Word!" Wore myself out, and my blood sugar was a bit low.

But you're right, I should have stuck to my Atkins diet plan and had a nice piece of boiled chicken and some celery sticks, maybe some cheese too.

I'm sure you know as well as I how tempting those fattening, sugary treats can be, Captain Assmunch!

[Captain_Asshat]

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Yooooou still flipping burgers for JESUS, hoping He will like you and let you be a True Christian™ like us?

In your dreams, fat boy!

Hey, how comes u mad Rodimer True ChristerTM, an he's fat! Seem kinda unfair!!

[Sister Noddy]

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Dear Knuckle-heads,

It a remind me that a fatman CAN become a True ChristerTM if he try ...

... gettin even fatter than ME if ...

Yooooou still flipping burgers for JESUS, hoping He will like you and let you be a True Christian™ like us?

In your dreams, fat boy!

[Remy Lebeau]

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His own tacos? Apparently, if Captain A is telling the truth!!






Sorry, Rodimer, it was too easy to let it slip.

I'd wager Captain A-hat doesn't even remember what his "taco" looks like anymore see as he probably hasn't seen it in years.

[JennyD]

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Captain A you can't even hold your taco's. You wind up projecting fecal matter everywhere and that makes Jesus very angry

Rev R holds his own (I hope).

His own tacos? Apparently, if Captain A is telling the truth!!






Sorry, Rodimer, it was too easy to let it slip.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Captain A you can't even hold your taco's. You wind up projecting fecal matter everywhere and that makes Jesus very angry

Rev R holds his own (I hope).

[Micah Boenheffer]

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Dear Knuckle-heads,

Pleas pray for my frend Mister Rev Rodimer. He needs our prayers urgent!

Mister Rodimer always been an inspration to me on these boards. It a remind me that a fatman CAN become a True ChristerTM if he try. But lately he's been lettin himself go... if u kno what I mean...

Las time I see him he came into BurgerKing, an ordered 14 super-sized Flamin' Hot Whopper meals!!! I thought he was prob dinin wi frends, but then he went an sat at a table himself...AND ATE THEM ALL!!!

Pleas pray for him, as I can see him gettin even fatter than ME if he don't stop soon, an that bad!!!

I'm praying that Jonah has stopped complaining and that he is praying sincerely in your belly right now and that you will soon spit him out Whale.

[Nobar King]

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What am I supposed to pray for? I'm sure he burns a lot of calories rebuking sinners for Jesus.

[Captain_Asshat]

Dear Knuckle-heads,

Pleas pray for my frend Mister Rev Rodimer. He needs our prayers urgent!

Mister Rodimer always been an inspration to me on these boards. It a remind me that a fatman CAN become a True ChristerTM if he try. But lately he's been lettin himself go... if u kno what I mean...

Las time I see him he came into BurgerKing, an ordered 14 super-sized Flamin' Hot Whopper meals!!! I thought he was prob dinin wi frends, but then he went an sat at a table himself...AND ATE THEM ALL!!!

Pleas pray for him, as I can see him gettin even fatter than ME if he don't stop soon, an that bad!!!