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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
They're a tricky lot, those libelous heathens are. They think they can fool the people by putting some of the godly, wondrous deeds our amazing President has done in with the lies. Praise Jesus and pray that the unsaved can recognize that this holiest of men did indeed attack two countries full of unsaved brown people to help pave the way for the Rapture, that he knows we are in the End Times so that worrying about some commie hippy cause like the environment is not only a waste of time, but harmful to the bank accounts of True Christians™, and that more sinners in Texas would have been put to death as God commanded if only his hands weren't tied by lieberal worldly laws!
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
Praise The Lord©Originally posted by Silent Shadow View PostI'll be praying!
. Gonna take some time off. See you Teusday.
YIC,
Silent Shadow
also known as
Brother Daniel
It looks like we have a new follower of The Bible(KJV1611).
You keep reading the Good Book
One day you may be Saved®
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
I'll be praying!Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View PostFellow True Christians™, tonight Our Righteous Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush will annouce his plans for A Way Forward in Iraq. So I offer this humble prayer for Our Godly Troops, Our Mighty Nation, and Our Glorious, Heroic Leader...
Dear Lord:
Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!
Amen
. Gonna take some time off. See you Teusday.
YIC,
Silent Shadow
also known as
Brother Daniel
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
OK, that's IT! WE ARE FILING SUIT AGAINST THIS LYING WEBSITE!
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
Ixi my child!Originally posted by Ixi View PostWhat kind of leader are you looking up too? DOn't you realize how freaking BLIND you are? This is insane, sending even more troops!
So nice to have you back
Don't you realise that if America (God Bless her) doesn't do something to stop these Talibanislamalqaidans then It's the end of the free world as we know it!
Have you no Emo loving friends who want to die? At least this way it would be dying for their country.
Send a Text message to your EMO friends. The USA needs more youngCanon fodderBrave fighting men.
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
We'll have none of that hippie peacenik nonsense, young lady. I'll tell you right now what kind of leader we're looking up to: a Godly leader. If you were ever to read your Bible, you'd see that it's full of military solutions. In fact, God even says this about Himself:Originally posted by Ixi View PostWhat kind of leader are you looking up too? DOn't you realize how freaking BLIND you are? This is insane, sending even more troops!
Exodus 15:3: The LORD [is] a man of war: the LORD [is] his name.
Anyway, what would you to the mooselimb hordes that revere Saddam bin Osama as a martyr: invite them around for tea and a nice little chat by the fireplace?
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
What kind of leader are you looking up too? DOn't you realize how freaking BLIND you are? This is insane, sending even more troops!Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostOur President never has empty promises.
This time our troops will have all the latest weaponry. The 1st Battalion Freehold Platoon will be armed not only with The Bible(KJV1611) but also the new Baptisement weaponry to convert these Mooslimes by the Hoard!
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
Our President never has empty promises.Originally posted by Silent Shadow View PostYa I saw the speech. It is a real plan or just more empty promisis?
This time our troops will have all the latest weaponry. The 1st Battalion Freehold Platoon will be armed not only with The Bible(KJV1611) but also the new Baptisement weaponry to convert these Mooslimes by the Hoard!
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
Ya I saw the speech. It is a real plan or just more empty promisis?
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
My Prayers go with our Godly Troops and George W Bush.
I hope our brave men at Landover will be queuing up at the recruiting staions to fight the Towel-Headed Infidels?
ATTENTION OUR EMO MEMBERS
JOIN THE ARMY NOW.
YOU MIGHT DIE !!
2 Samuel 22:39-41
And I have consumed them, and wounded them, that they could not arise: yea, they are fallen under my feet.
For thou hast girded me with strength to battle: them that rose up against me hast thou subdued under me.Thou hast also given me the necks of mine enemies, that I might destroy them that hate me.
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
Praise!
And for a surprise,
so much has not changed since 1860

Slap George's face in place of Abe's,
stick a mudslime in the hutch,
re-term those rails as "oil pipe"
Call that inquirer—Demontype
and for God's own shield—
why not dick Cheney?
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
Praise Jesus! Bring it on, Iran, North Korea and Somalia!Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View PostFellow True Christians™, tonight Our Righteous Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush will annouce his plans for A Way Forward in Iraq. So I offer this humble prayer for Our Godly Troops, Our Mighty Nation, and Our Glorious, Heroic Leader...
Dear Lord:
Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!
Amen
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
A-men!
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
Praise Jesus, amen!
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A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader
Fellow True Christians™, tonight Our Righteous Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush will annouce his plans for A Way Forward in Iraq. So I offer this humble prayer for Our Godly Troops, Our Mighty Nation, and Our Glorious, Heroic Leader...
Dear Lord:
Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!
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