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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    OK, that's IT! WE ARE FILING SUIT AGAINST THIS LYING WEBSITE!
    They're a tricky lot, those libelous heathens are. They think they can fool the people by putting some of the godly, wondrous deeds our amazing President has done in with the lies. Praise Jesus and pray that the unsaved can recognize that this holiest of men did indeed attack two countries full of unsaved brown people to help pave the way for the Rapture, that he knows we are in the End Times so that worrying about some commie hippy cause like the environment is not only a waste of time, but harmful to the bank accounts of True Christians™, and that more sinners in Texas would have been put to death as God commanded if only his hands weren't tied by lieberal worldly laws!

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  • Talitha
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    Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader

    Originally posted by Silent Shadow View Post
    I'll be praying! . Gonna take some time off. See you Teusday.

    YIC,

    Silent Shadow

    also known as

    Brother Daniel
    Praise The Lord©
    It looks like we have a new follower of The Bible(KJV1611).
    You keep reading the Good Book
    One day you may be Saved®

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  • Silent Shadow
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    Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    Fellow True Christians™, tonight Our Righteous Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush will annouce his plans for A Way Forward in Iraq. So I offer this humble prayer for Our Godly Troops, Our Mighty Nation, and Our Glorious, Heroic Leader...

    Dear Lord:

    Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!

    Amen
    I'll be praying! . Gonna take some time off. See you Teusday.

    YIC,

    Silent Shadow

    also known as

    Brother Daniel

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader

    OK, that's IT! WE ARE FILING SUIT AGAINST THIS LYING WEBSITE!

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    What kind of leader are you looking up too? DOn't you realize how freaking BLIND you are? This is insane, sending even more troops!
    Ixi my child!
    So nice to have you back

    Don't you realise that if America (God Bless her) doesn't do something to stop these Talibanislamalqaidans then It's the end of the free world as we know it!

    Have you no Emo loving friends who want to die? At least this way it would be dying for their country.



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    Send a Text message to your EMO friends. The USA needs more young Canon fodder Brave fighting men.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    What kind of leader are you looking up too? DOn't you realize how freaking BLIND you are? This is insane, sending even more troops!
    We'll have none of that hippie peacenik nonsense, young lady. I'll tell you right now what kind of leader we're looking up to: a Godly leader. If you were ever to read your Bible, you'd see that it's full of military solutions. In fact, God even says this about Himself:

    Exodus 15:3: The LORD [is] a man of war: the LORD [is] his name.

    Anyway, what would you to the mooselimb hordes that revere Saddam bin Osama as a martyr: invite them around for tea and a nice little chat by the fireplace?

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  • Ixi
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    Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Our President never has empty promises.
    This time our troops will have all the latest weaponry. The 1st Battalion Freehold Platoon will be armed not only with The Bible(KJV1611) but also the new Baptisement weaponry to convert these Mooslimes by the Hoard!

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    What kind of leader are you looking up too? DOn't you realize how freaking BLIND you are? This is insane, sending even more troops!

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Silent Shadow View Post
    Ya I saw the speech. It is a real plan or just more empty promisis?
    Our President never has empty promises.
    This time our troops will have all the latest weaponry. The 1st Battalion Freehold Platoon will be armed not only with The Bible(KJV1611) but also the new Baptisement weaponry to convert these Mooslimes by the Hoard!

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  • Silent Shadow
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    Ya I saw the speech. It is a real plan or just more empty promisis?

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  • Talitha
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    My Prayers go with our Godly Troops and George W Bush.
    I hope our brave men at Landover will be queuing up at the recruiting staions to fight the Towel-Headed Infidels?

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    JOIN THE ARMY NOW.


    YOU MIGHT DIE !!

    2 Samuel 22:39-41
    And I have consumed them, and wounded them, that they could not arise: yea, they are fallen under my feet.
    For thou hast girded me with strength to battle: them that rose up against me hast thou subdued under me.Thou hast also given me the necks of mine enemies, that I might destroy them that hate me.

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  • Poetic Peter
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    Praise!

    And for a surprise,
    so much has not changed since 1860


    Slap George's face in place of Abe's,
    stick a mudslime in the hutch,
    re-term those rails as "oil pipe"
    Call that inquirer—Demontype
    and for God's own shield—
    why not dick Cheney?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    Fellow True Christians™, tonight Our Righteous Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush will annouce his plans for A Way Forward in Iraq. So I offer this humble prayer for Our Godly Troops, Our Mighty Nation, and Our Glorious, Heroic Leader...

    Dear Lord:

    Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!

    Amen
    Praise Jesus! Bring it on, Iran, North Korea and Somalia!

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    A-men!

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Praise Jesus, amen!

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  • A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader

    Fellow True Christians™, tonight Our Righteous Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush will annouce his plans for A Way Forward in Iraq. So I offer this humble prayer for Our Godly Troops, Our Mighty Nation, and Our Glorious, Heroic Leader...

    Dear Lord:

    Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!

    Amen
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