[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

You got a Glock!?!?

My husband, Mr. Whitford, bought me several firearms for Christmas as well as hired several... guards... from Blackwater to ensure his baby is kept safe from witches, gothics, and atheists.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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If you take even one step towards my child I won't hesitate to use the brand new Glock I got for Christmas!

You got a Glock!?!?

Those Austrians have decided to stop shipping to our Godly Country

It may be time for invasion military intervention.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Great idea! I'll join with you!

I'm warning you, papist scum! If you take even one step towards my child I won't hesitate to use the brand new Glock I got for Christmas! And no, I won't shoot to kill. I will be aiming to help you sing soprano in your choir to keep you from diddling my baby.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Great idea! I'll join with you!

Thanks anyway, Major Tom, but I don't think that the Lord will pay much attention to a Romanist "priest"'s prayers on the subject of children.

James 4:3: Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume [it] upon your lusts.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Let's pray for twins! Then we can name them Joseph and Mary.

Great idea! I'll join with you!

[WickedWitch]

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Bless you, Mrs Rogers, for being so estute! My heavens, who knows what kind of havoc that post-demon might have wreaked had you not been on the watch!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Parasites headache sleepness night filled with the screams of an inconsolable infant squealing brat frustrated rage shake the little bastard

It appears a demon infiltrated your post whilst you weren't looking. Perhaps you were posting during the week prior to your unclean time? You must be more careful -- until the LORD dries up your Red Fountain of Shame, there are only a few days per month you can communicate safely. Communicating during unsafe and/or unclean times makes you a target for all manner of opportunistic demons, and shrivels the feminine brain to the size of a pea, down from the size of a walnut.

[WickedWitch]

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Oh Sister M&M! I'm so happy for you! Parasites Children are such a headache joy! You truly deserve every sleepness night filled with the screams of an inconsolable infant precious moment that you experience with your squealing brat little bundle of joy. Moments that fill you with such pure frustrated rage maternal love you could simply shake the little bastard hold on to the little dear and never let him/her go. Bless you, Sister, and bless the child.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I'll pray for the fetus, but I do worry that God might decide use the fetus to punish her for her cat-licking past. Isn't that what happened to Sarah Palin?

This is an even more serious threat than any I had previously imagined.

God's wrath!

Ezekiel 24 (24:3-14) "Woe to the bloody city, to the pot whose scum is therein."

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You two had better hurry up and get Wed
Have you proposed yet?

I'm sure some Dicken's Cider will bring a Rosy smile to her face.

I am pretty sure that some of you are a bit past childbearing age...I won't name any names, of course.

[Talitha]

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Amen brother Eugene. Ever since the news leaked out about sister M&M being with child, sister Thumper hasn't given me a moment's peace. She keeps bringing fresh-baked blueberry pies over to my estate, begging for a little Dicken's Cider to go with it.

I think sister Thumper's got ideas...

You two had better hurry up and get Wed
Have you proposed yet?

I'm sure some Dicken's Cider will bring a Rosy smile to her face.

[Gurl in Glass]

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I'll pray for the fetus, but I do worry that God might decide use the fetus to punish her for her cat-licking past. Isn't that what happened to Sarah Palin?

[Holyharland]

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The Lord will surely smile upon you for righteous married reproduction sister Maria. You have fulfilled God's intended purpose for all moral women: Motherhood.
Genesis 1:28
28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Your unborn child has been added to my prayer list. May your children be many and close to God.

Jesus loves multiple Births. More Soldiers for Christ

Amen brother. There can never be enough soldiers in God's Army.

[eliot mayfield]

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Amen brother Eugene. Ever since the news leaked out about sister M&M being with child, sister Thumper hasn't given me a moment's peace. She keeps bringing fresh-baked blueberry pies over to my estate, begging for a little Dicken's Cider to go with it.

I think sister Thumper's got ideas...

And darned time for you to get some ideas too! If you don't, somebody else will!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Attn: M&MS as we say ere in Meheco "Felicidades" Teach him/her/it Espanol earley. Start with "Ques su Pardre" Hugs & Kisses,