Pray 4 Belgium!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray 4 Belgium!

I thought they made cuckoo clocks in Belgium.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pray 4 Belgium!

I'm just praying that a Mudslime terrorist assassinates whoever's the Arch-Duke of Austro-Hungary nowadays. It'd be a messy business, but if it meant that Belgica was finally turned into the muddy, devastated wasteland God always intended it to be, it would definitely be worth it.

I think it's still Franz Ferdinand. Your wish might well come true.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray 4 Belgium!

I'm just praying that a Mudslime terrorist assassinates whoever's the Arch-Duke of Austro-Hungary nowadays. It'd be a messy business, but if it meant that Belgica was finally turned into the muddy, devastated wasteland God always intended it to be, it would definitely be worth it.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray 4 Belgium!

Those Belicans don't make beer! You try and find a lite beer from Belgium!

Only homers drink lite beer.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray 4 Belgium!

Or, I could probably do it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Pray 4 Belgium!

from the article:

The king, who under the constitution must decide whether to accept the resignation, held successive talks with the heads of the five ruling-coalition parties until 2 a.m. on Saturday.

Five! Five ruling parties! And not just "Parties" but "Coalition Parties"!

And who's this character "King Alfred"? We all know that European monarchs are called, "Charles The Fat" or "Frederick The Stupid" or Matilda The Ugly But Rich."

This is just a Christmas fairy tale isn't it - I don't believe any of it - I bet that article was planted by the Dutch who, as we know, are always high on drugs and pornography.

I think it's in poor taste that the standing joke of "Belgia is a real country" should be continued in this vein at such a Holy time of year!


For the sake of sanity, I hope that Brother Wide-Open gets to be elected King!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Pray 4 Belgium!

Those Belicans don't make beer! You try and find a lite beer from Belgium!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Pray 4 Belgium!

Amen Mother Glendie!

Elmer shouldn't worry, I'm trying to buy all those cathlyck breweries - I invested heavily in Fortis so that should pay off - and hope the rest of this fictional country just falls apart and becomes a US state.

This joke has been going on long enough. It started in 1830 - according to the Dutch 9 years later, so we can't even get that part of the story straight - with some drunk hoodlums flooding the streets after seeing a "play". Yeah right. For some reason, that scared the Dutch. Oh really? Durrr... Who on earth believes such nonsense?

I hope to be crowned "King Rochefort I" soon. Or King Rochefort X, that's still under discussion.

I'll keep you posted. AMEN! GLORY!

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, it seems like GOD is doing His best to rescue the Belgium people from their oppressive liberal secular government. Perhaps on his way out, the King Alpert might have enough cash to purchase a kitchen match and burn that Godless constitution of theirs?

PS Elmer wants to encourage those Belgiumeeese to keep making beer!