Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

I don't even need to inquire if she has been drinking (after all she is a Kennedy and Irish), but has anyone checked her driving record and can she successfully navigate bridges?

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

Just wanted to let you all know that I'll be praying for her untimely demise, too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

It seems that Caroline Kennedy wants to run for the Senate. Being an unsaved heathen Democrat should automatically disqualify her; on top of being a woman. Yet, she's determined to do it. If enoguh atheists show up & vote, she might win. I ask that we all pray for voting machine malfunctions on that election day. Perhaps she'll meet a fine Republican man in the meantime, change her mind & stay home & bake cookies.

What amazes me is how the Kennedy gang ignores the clear message that Jesus has been giving them all these years now. Each one of them thinks "Oh, I'll be the exception. Jesus won't kill me!"

There must be a huge section of hell roped off just for the Kennedys.

[BibleBeliever]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

It seems that Caroline Kennedy wants to run for the Senate. Being an unsaved heathen Democrat should automatically disqualify her; on top of being a woman. Yet, she's determined to do it. If enoguh atheists show up & vote, she might win. I ask that we all pray for voting machine malfunctions on that election day. Perhaps she'll meet a fine Republican man in the meantime, change her mind & stay home & bake cookies.

What you mean there's actually an election? I thought that blind nigra was going to steal the seat and give it to her.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

The idea would be that “approved” candidates would be allowed to nominate their successor and that successor would take the seat in case of an untimely demise; rather in the manner of the VeeP. Also, on retirement, death or other cause, the successor would be the only party candidate. (I suppose some of them could be nominal demoncrats so as to pander to the lieberal voters)

You may be onto something here. The Godless Brits may well be doomed to hellfire but they also understand the importance of lines of succession and that principle could be applied to keep our Holy Bush Lineage® intact.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

Ridiculous! A catholic, woman, democrat? I’d rather vote for Satan – at least you have an idea what he’ll do next!

On top of that, if my name were Kennedy, I’d keep well away from politics, they all seem to end up dead.

Nevertheless, an idea comes to mind – the inheritance of political positions. I think if we can lobby sufficient support, we could hasten a theocracy.

The idea would be that “approved” candidates would be allowed to nominate their successor and that successor would take the seat in case of an untimely demise; rather in the manner of the VeeP. Also, on retirement, death or other cause, the successor would be the only party candidate. (I suppose some of them could be nominal demoncrats so as to pander to the lieberal voters)

Libertarian Theocracy. It had a nice ring. Like National Socialists.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

Ridiculous! A catholic, woman, democrat? I’d rather vote for Satan – at least you have an idea what he’ll do next!

On top of that, if my name were Kennedy, I’d keep well away from politics, they all seem to end up dead.

Nevertheless, an idea comes to mind – the inheritance of political positions. I think if we can lobby sufficient support, we could hasten a theocracy.

The idea would be that “approved” candidates would be allowed to nominate their successor and that successor would take the seat in case of an untimely demise; rather in the manner of the VeeP. Also, on retirement, death or other cause, the successor would be the only party candidate. (I suppose some of them could be nominal demoncrats so as to pander to the lieberal voters)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

Isn't she a housewife?

Not with teeth like that.

Will Maria Shriver throw her hat/dustcap in the ring, next?

Ugh.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

Did Ted die yet? We need to check the thread about his death date.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

Perhaps she'll meet a fine Republican man in the meantime, change her mind & stay home & bake cookies.

Should she take off her shoes first ?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray for Caroline Kennedy to lose

Isn't she a housewife?

Will Maria Shriver throw her hat/dustcap in the ring, next?

[Mr. Jingles]

It seems that Caroline Kennedy wants to run for the Senate. Being an unsaved heathen Democrat should automatically disqualify her; on top of being a woman. Yet, she's determined to do it. If enoguh atheists show up & vote, she might win. I ask that we all pray for voting machine malfunctions on that election day. Perhaps she'll meet a fine Republican man in the meantime, change her mind & stay home & bake cookies.