[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

I spoke to my FBI friend...and he says they're continuing to monitor her activities in hell. This is the latest pic they have of her down there. Contacts report she's trying to seduce satan, so she may suck the power out of him and reign alone.

It figures.

[Nobar King]

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All those wiccan coffee-colonics didn't help her constitution, did they?

[Mistress Cookie]

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What do you mean "break out of Hell"? This gal already did it and is on her way back! WARNING! Do NOT Click on THIS LINK if you are unsure of your spiritual salvation!

I've just discovered two thing, both buried by the Left Wing Media until now.

1.) Miss Kitt was a witch (see attached pic from FBI files)

and

B.) She died of colon cancer.

Why am I not surprised?

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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See ladies?

This is how you wind up in Hell. When you tempt a fattened, red DEMON with certain suggestively lurid lyrics.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Can we have our lawyers prosecute someone for war crimes and treason after their death? I'm afraid that now Miss Kitt is gone, she'll be glorified in popular (i.e., "sickular") culture for "speaking out" about Vietnam back in her day.

This sends a dangerous message to our youth today.

[SUV]

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"Eartha?" Looks more like it's from Mars

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Typical nigress, dressing in tight, sexy clothes in a blatant attempt to seduce normal Americans so they will approve higher taxes for her welfare payments.
What did she die of? Crack overdose? I'm still not sure how that's news. Maybe if she died of natural causes, that would be newsworthy.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Women should not be allowed to 'shoot pool'. Enough said.

I agree. Women should keep their hands away from balls and sticks. A pair of Latex Living Gloves and a box of Borax is enough entertainment for a good Christian gal.

[Nobar King]

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Women should not be allowed to 'shoot pool'. Enough said.

[Glendora Christianson]

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What do you mean "break out of Hell"? This gal already did it and is on her way back! WARNING! Do NOT Click on THIS LINK if you are unsure of your spiritual salvation!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I sincerely apologise for the following picture, Brother.



It would seem Ms. Kitt was in cahoots with the Jackson family, of which one member starred in a musical ode to zombies, before turning his attentions to the buggering of small boys. The "lady" with Ms. Kitt is, I believe, one of the brothers in drag; Ms. Kitt appears to have already been dead for some time when the picture was taken.

Missy, if you ever post something like that again, I shall have to ask JESUS to rend you asunder! They are both zombies...the living dead! It's sacrilegious!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I dread seeing Eartha Kitt as a zombie.

I sincerely apologise for the following picture, Brother.



It would seem Ms. Kitt was in cahoots with the Jackson family, of which one member starred in a musical ode to zombies, before turning his attentions to the buggering of small boys. The "lady" with Ms. Kitt is, I believe, one of the brothers in drag; Ms. Kitt appears to have already been dead for some time when the picture was taken.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I'd like to point out some of her redeeming features... er.... er.... er... sorry, that's it...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Another negress in hell. What was she, a furry or something? Never heard of her.

[Nobar King]

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I dread seeing Eartha Kitt as a zombie. If that happens, please, someone, shoot her brains out as fast as possible.