Please pray for me.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Please pray for me.

Even though it is beneath me, I shall attempt to interperet this so everyone can understand.

I had no idea that you'd taken coursework in Idjitspeak, RDD!

It's always good to have translators about.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Please pray for me.

man, you seem like a christian who isnt brainwashed into hate like the rest of these nazis....you should get out of here while you can and find a forum with like minded INTELLIGENT christians...not like these jerry falwell pat robertson loving idiots...

i wonder how many pastors that sit and type in this forum have touched little boys, or had impure thoughts....remember haggard? you wont forget that bruise too soon will you? i wonder how many pastors here go home and drink themselves to sleep so they can cope with the lies hey made up as a shield around themselves their whole lives....a wall of ignorance and blind faith.

Even though it is beneath me, I shall attempt to interperet this so everyone can understand.

The Revelator, you seem to be somewhat intelligent, except you don't believe the same as I. These Godly True Christians don't agree with me, so they are all idiots. You should leave because I am right, and everyone else in the world is wrong. Perhaps you'd like to come over tonight and talk about this over a candle lit dinner?

Since these Godly True Christians don't agree with me, I'm going to call them papist, mary-worshipping child molestors. I myself am a loser, and drink too much, so I will accuse them of doing it. Were my self esteem a bit higher, I'd probably hit on the pastors. If you don't accept everything I say as gospel, then you are a bigger idiot than I accuse these Godly True Christians of being.

[15.3IQ]

Re: Please pray for me.

man, you seem like a christian who isnt brainwashed into hate like the rest of these nazis....you should get out of here while you can and find a forum with like minded INTELLIGENT christians...not like these jerry falwell pat robertson loving idiots...

i wonder how many pastors that sit and type in this forum have touched little boys, or had impure thoughts....remember haggard? you wont forget that bruise too soon will you? i wonder how many pastors here go home and drink themselves to sleep so they can cope with the lies hey made up as a shield around themselves their whole lives....a wall of ignorance and blind faith.

[The Revelator]

Re: Please pray for me.

I have come here to debate. I think debating is healthy among christians. Dont you agree? It causes people to study what they believe more deeply. It...it challenges them and what they believe. It refines your faith if I may even go as far as saying that.

I learned something already. I learned that the KJV is the BEST English translation out there.

Maybe you guys can learn something from what I have to say.

Sister Mary, I'm not saying I'm smarter than your pastors and moderators here. Because I'm probably not, but what I am saying is that no one is perfect. No matter where we are in our walk with Christ, there is always another step we can take.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please pray for me.

on what grounds?

You come here, in some cases you talk intelligently, in others you attack us, but most egregiously, without having the experience here that the Pastors and moderators have had with the regular barrage of unSaved trash who only come to mock or attack us, you dare tell them how to run this forum.

[The Revelator]

Re: Please pray for me.

on what grounds?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please pray for me.

even if thats true (which no one knows for sure) there is still something to be learned of what I said.

Yes, and the lesson is to ban you too.

[The Revelator]

Re: Please pray for me.

even if thats true (which no one knows for sure) there is still something to be learned of what I said.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please pray for me.

How can you be so cruel!?

He was asking for help and you just shut him down!

No he wasn't. He was mocking us. After a while, it's usually very easy to spot.

[The Revelator]

Re: Please pray for me.

How can you be so cruel!?

He was asking for help and you just shut him down!

Remember in John chapter 8, when the Pharisees brought Jesus a woman who had committed adultery. By law, she should have been stoned for what she did. But what did Jesus say?

John 8:7
He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

You know what happened? No one stoned her, they left her that day because JEsus made a great point that you all are ignoring. WE HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE OTHERS WHEN WE OURSELVES ARE NOT PERFECT. Did not the Bible say "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God?" We are all sinful, and we have no right to judge others on their sin as harshly as you guys are.

You should be ashamed of yourselves. Jesus FORGAVE that woman. According to the "law of Moses", she should have been dead. But Jesus showed his grace. He then told her to go and sin no more. You see. We all sin. We need to focus on helping eachother overcome our sin, not banning someone and telling them they are going to hell!

[Spader]

Re: Please pray for me.

I think I'm turning into a homo-sexual.
Please, help me turn my life around!

Wretched homosexuals. Trying to take over this Godly Forum. This is one of the few places on the Interwebs that I will dare to go.

[BornAgain]

Re: Please pray for me.

Although he was most likely being sarcastic, I will pray that he gets Saved™ before Jesus kills him and throws his limp corpse into the lake of fire.

[Lady Sorrow]

Re: Please pray for me.

Truly, I thank God for Pastor Al and his GODLY GONG! Praise!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please pray for me.

I think I'm turning into a homo-sexual.
Please, help me turn my life around!

Why don't you pray to be let back into this forum someday? (GONG!)

[JtMax]

I think I'm turning into a homo-sexual.
Please, help me turn my life around!