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Re: Please Pray That I Stop Fornicating With Obamination in my Dr
Miss Lambchop, they say that the best way to get past a horrible nightmare is to tell someone all about it.
Please, share the details. Maybe we can help you figure out what's upsetting you enough to have such vile nighttime visions!Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Please Pray That I Stop Fornicating With Obamination in my Dr
Actually Brother Rodinher, I mispoke! It wasn't that cocoa-faced negrocicle! it was actually Pastor Ezekiel, all slathered up in a plum-bacon reduction .. somehow, in my sinful dream state, I had poured it from my sizzling crock pot all over his taut, rippling flagons. Then he blessed me and blessed me and blessed me, over and over again. When I woke up, I felt saved! My soul had been scrubbed clean in the blood of the lamb...and some other strange fluid!Comment
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